Now that I've finished next dimension I can mourn the potential of Manigoldo and Deathtoll meeting because the sass and ragebaiting would be through the roof.
I start remembering things from my past life. (I was a piece of shit.)
Moved city and start a new college.
Stole mold from my previous house to prove biological contamination.
It had anthrax somewhere.
I called it Albafica and its my new pet.
Back into beeing a barman.... bartrans? Anyway.
Got some winter tropical disease
Had my first fight with chat gpt
Created an e-book with drinks to all lost canvas gold saints (expect Illias. Sage don't got one either)
Discover my female diety is Kali, and already annoyed her. A LOT. I just don't have money for the tarot deck for her and I don't let her use the Death card. It already belongs to Thanatos.
Mairon: Are you a cuddler?
Melkor: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Mairon:
Melkor: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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Mairon, skipping rocks on a lake with Melkor: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Melkor: Yeah, it is.
Melkor: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
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Melkor: Mairon, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.
Mairon: sigh Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
Melkor: Fight me!
Mairon, standing behind him and holding a knife: mouths Do not.
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Melkor: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Melkor: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Melkor: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.
Melkor: Don't go to the kitchen.
Mairon: Why?
Melkor: I saw a spider.
Mairon: Well, did you kill it?
Melkor: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair…
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Melkor: Not to be nsfw on main but I want Mairon to hold me while I sleep.
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Melkor: Stop doing that.
Mairon: Stop doing what?
Melkor: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you!
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Mairon: I’m here for the cult stuff.
Melkor: How did you find us?
Mairon: I saw your ad on craigslist.
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Melkor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Mairon, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Melkor: BLOCKED.
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Melkor: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Melkor: *punches wall*
Melkor:
Melkor: Take me to the hospital.
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Melkor: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Mairon: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Mairon: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Mairon: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Melkor: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Melkor: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Mairon!
Mairon: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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