☆Santiagho☆

Random nerd

[mid-cosmos]

they're really neat, no matter the time period

[shions-corner]

Saint Seiya Awakening Chibi Sticker for Cancer Manigold

[perfectpizzacoffee]

Then I realize Tumblr exists.

So, here some shit that happens while I was gone.

I start remembering things from my past life. (I was a piece of shit.)

Moved city and start a new college.

Stole mold from my previous house to prove biological contamination.

It had anthrax somewhere.

I called it Albafica and its my new pet.

Back into beeing a barman.... bartrans? Anyway.

Got some winter tropical disease

Had my first fight with chat gpt

Created an e-book with drinks to all lost canvas gold saints (expect Illias. Sage don't got one either)

Discover my female diety is Kali, and already annoyed her. A LOT. I just don't have money for the tarot deck for her and I don't let her use the Death card. It already belongs to Thanatos.

It in 2 months.

I'll back with something new. If happens

[suraira]

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[blumineck]

Happy Ides of March, folks!

Please support me on Patreon if you like these videos

[perfectpizzacoffee]

How beautiful was the time we was as the tides of sea?

Our rage as waves in the storm and our smiles brighter than the sun.

Soon, I'll hear the birds singing to welcome us back in the arms of the never fading.

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[mynameiseyyyyyy]

Sauron and his chest eyeball sketches.  ✪⥎✪

[helene-art]

(It's possible that I forgot to draw his wings ♪～(´ε｀ ))

[sts-textposts]

[livielfinarfiniel]

Melkor: I lured you all to my fabulous lair "Angband" because I crave the deadliest game-

Feanor, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Fingolfin:

Maedhros:

Literally everyone else:

Mairon, appearing on Melkor's lap: *listens carefully*

Melkor: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm more interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is...

[winds-of-zephyr416]

More angbang from the quote generator because THEM

*shakes them shakes them shakes them shakes them sha-*

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Mairon: Are you a cuddler? Melkor: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Mairon: Melkor: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Mairon, skipping rocks on a lake with Melkor: It’s such a beautiful evening. Melkor: Yeah, it is. Melkor: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Melkor: Mairon, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. Mairon: sigh Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.

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Mairon: What's this? Melkor, hugging Mairon: Affection! Mairon: Disgusting. Mairon: …Do it again.

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Melkor: Fight me! Mairon, standing behind him and holding a knife: mouths Do not.

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Melkor: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Melkor: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Melkor: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Mairon: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Melkor: What's that? Mairon: Remorse code. Melkor: I'm even angrier now.

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Melkor: Don't go to the kitchen. Mairon: Why? Melkor: I saw a spider. Mairon: Well, did you kill it? Melkor: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair…

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Melkor: Not to be nsfw on main but I want Mairon to hold me while I sleep.

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Melkor: Stop doing that. Mairon: Stop doing what? Melkor: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you!

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Mairon: I’m here for the cult stuff. Melkor: How did you find us? Mairon: I saw your ad on craigslist.

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Melkor: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Mairon, not looking up from his book: Spear. Melkor: BLOCKED.

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Melkor: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Melkor: *punches wall* Melkor: Melkor: Take me to the hospital.

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Melkor: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

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Mairon: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Mairon: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Mairon: I also want to softhack his circuits. Melkor: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Melkor: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Mairon! Mairon: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[vanillespirit]

Mairon: I'm not the bad guy here!

Manwe: no, of course not. You do just create a war increasing bad thinking and feelings into man and elves hearts.

Mairon: see, you agree.

Melkor just watching it

[vanillespirit]

How to become the Dark Lord of middle-earth

1- go with your family or classmates do a group project.

2- DO not agree with the kind of music they choose: if they put funk, put Rock or blues, if they put classic, put heavy metal.

3- wait they become angry with you, so run away and make a 7X better project (alone or with the other nerds or the any other small group you are part of)

4- now they should hate you

5- DO not them catch you

6- FUC* OFF they garden or yard, you know, stole some plants, like that.

7- change your name to something more goth! (And take care with the spider that you used)

8- make someone do the better project, and stole it

9- now they're pissed off with you and calling you by names

10- now you're the dark lord you born to be

Ps: do not forget to take your minions

Granted by Morgoth the Vala

[feyandferal]

How to propose to a Silm fan

Step one: know their favorite ship before you pick your spot. A Russingon lover calls for a mountainside. An Angbang die-hard might be happiest on top of a volcano. Beren and Lúthien? Go for a romantic woodland picnic. Curufinrod? Take them to an underground swordfighting class.

Step two: be careful when you pick your ring. Annatar's Lair and Seven Silmarils are notorious scams. Make sure your ring of choice does not whisper, move on its own, or make angry redheads want to kill you.

Step three: proposal day! Get on one knee and present them with the three traditional gifts: a ring, a Valinorian steel sword, and a fifty-chapter completed fanfic featuring their blorbo.

Step four: saying you love them is cheap. Instead, say I would start a cult with human sacrifices for you or You're the swan to my star or I hate you so much we should totally fuck right now and then marry to spite our fathers. Bonus points if you call them your Silmaril. Extra bonus points if you have a tasteful splatter of blood on your face.

Step five: If your name is Maedhros, you can skip all previous steps and just cut straight to your wedding night.

[ylieke]

The idea and scenario of this comic belong to ASPARKLETHATISBLUE, I was merely an artist on this one. An amazing original comic is here