ask away clods!!!

peridot speaking! (she/they, pierrcy 5ever!!!)

[teddiegender]

Kinnie feelz

[peridotsaysfuck]

+1

[lazulisays]

Smooch the Peri some more ;)

"You guys really seem to like that kind of stuff. Weirdos."

@peridotsaysfuck

[peridotsaysfuck]

"i certainly don't mind, it just means free kisses!!,"

"i like this kissing thing. the ritual is a lot of fun!"

[luxieloo]

hi, im cameron. has THIS ever happened to you?

[begin scene]

(you are sitting on a chair.)

you: damn. i wish i was in a very cool very new very fun and fresh steven universe server so i can make new friends...

[end scene]

WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK.

I GOTCHU BABY!

some really cool stuff:

with the amazing admin (me) and our sexy, sexy mod (@yikesman420 aka lapis), YOU can feel safe and secure knowing that no one will be breaking the law in this server baby!!!

are you a filthy space rock kinnie??? WE GOT KIN CHANNELS. you aren't??? YOU DON'T NEED TO BE. we're supporting all fans.

haven't seen the movie? still need to watch the future episodes?? don't you worry! just let us know and you won't be seeing a single spoiler baby!!

are you? a talented writer? or maybe you aren't but you wanna pretend you are! relatable content, dude! roleplay channels. you don't even have to be remotely good! (but i bet u are good anyway no cap)

lastly! im really lonely and i just need an outlet for my undying devotion to steven universe so please if you're even remotely interested just pop in i'll be so nice to u xoxo

SOUNDS GREAT, RIGHT??

JOIN NOW!:

LINK

can't wait to see you there!!

♡ cameron

[peridotsaysfuck]

So I heard you actually tried fish stew pizza and enjoyed it! What was that like for you?

"steven is good at convincing me to do such.. weird things."

"... but sometimes i have fun."

[peridotsaysfuck]

"LOG 8 8 3. UPDATE."

"NEVERMIND ABOUT THE NEVER-KISSING THING."

"but maybe still dont tell her about the morp-with-us-kissing thing."

[lazulisays]

peri's your gf, eh? 👀

"Yeah,Something like that."

@peridotsaysfuck

[peridotsaysfuck]

"lazuli doesn't prefer labels, and i don't trouble myself with feelings too much, but..."

"we have done things similar to what humans consider...

"...romantic."

[lazulisays]

"We're super romantic,actually."

"Pfft-"

"...yeah."

[peridotsaysfuck]

"... oh my stars."

with starry eyes, she rushed off to go grab her camera.

"JUST WAIT TILL THEY HEAR ABOUT THIS, LAZULI!"

[peridotsaysfuck]

Nice drawing,Peridot

"d...don't tell lapis..."

"... but we've never kissed before, and garnet said it was really neat, so... i think about it sometimes..."

[lazulisays]

peri's your gf, eh? 👀

"Yeah,Something like that."

@peridotsaysfuck

[peridotsaysfuck]

"lazuli doesn't prefer labels, and i don't trouble myself with feelings too much, but..."

"we have done things similar to what humans consider...

"...romantic."

[peridotsaysfuck]

Whats your fave part about lil homeworld?

"oh! oh shit. that isn't my students'- i mean, um- HAHA!"

[lazulisays]

"Wait...but then..

Who drew it?"

[peridotsaysfuck]

"I DUNNO..."

[lazulisays]

"If it's not one of our students,and it's not me.

...there aren't that many people left.."

[peridotsaysfuck]

[lazulisays]

paulette is trash and you know it LAZULI -peridot

"NUH UH! you're wrong, Peridot! She got the redemption arc she deserved."

[peridotsaysfuck]

"season five doesn't COUNT!!!!"

[lazulisays]

"How does season five NOT COUNT???"

[peridotsaysfuck]

"because it's AWFUL!!!"

[peridotsaysfuck]

Whats your fave part about lil homeworld?

"oh! oh shit. that isn't my students'- i mean, um- HAHA!"

[lazulisays]

"Wait...but then..

Who drew it?"

[peridotsaysfuck]

"I DUNNO..."

[lazulisays]

paulette is trash and you know it LAZULI -peridot

"NUH UH! you're wrong, Peridot! She got the redemption arc she deserved."

[peridotsaysfuck]

"season five doesn't COUNT!!!!"

[peridotsaysfuck]

Whats your fave part about lil homeworld?

"oh! oh shit. that isn't my students'- i mean, um- HAHA!"

[peridotsaysfuck]

Angry piece of pie

"only one person can call me such a vile nickname and get away with it."

"and even then he's on thin ice."

[log end]

[peridotsaysfuck]

Hey -Lapis

"i believe i've caught you in a double standard, lazuli! NYEHEHEHEHE! you can never fool me so easily! you just were too shy around my amazing fans!"

[log end]

[lazulisays]

Say fuck for me!! Uwu

"I was told you'd be into some weird things but... this is extra strange.."

"Hang on"

!

____________________

"There you go,sunglasses...thing. works everytime!"

[lazulisays]

"Hey. I'm Lapis. Lapis Lazuli. I live on a barn and I'm full of trauma."

"So,ask away"

"Can't make me feel any worse♡!"