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ââwhat do you suggest i pick? iâm still quite new to this music thing.â
âI donât really understand much of this Earth music, but maybe you can try sampling something?â
Lapis gave a small laugh as the other gem attempted at the noise as well. âThat was good,â she remarked. âHe really is.â She sighed softly, gazing out at the ocean.
Peridotâs laugh faded, bright green hues turning towards the ocean as well, a small sigh leaving her lips. âDo you miss Steven?â
âOhâlike this.â Lapis showed Peridot how she formed her hands and how she pressed them up to her mouth. âThen blow.â Another fart noise. âSee?â
Peridot watched carefully, trying her best to recreate what the ocean gem had just showed her. Mimicking almost perfectly, Peri laughed at the noise that came from herself, giggling. âFascinating! The Steven is definitely an odd character.â
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ââWell, thereâs one thing Steven taught me.â Lapis brought her hands to her mouth, making a fart noise.
Peridot sat in the sand and stared up at Lapis, a confused yet intrigued look on the gemâs face. âVery odd... How did you do that?â
âHe is a legend, a hero of the galaxy. I am just a mere human with no connection to Kylo Ren other than he is technically my boss.â
âFascinating... he seems like a very high figure; like Yellow Diamond... I must meet the Kylo Ren soon, and possibly he will be my... boss. It is required for me to be in such presence of such a high power as this being...â
âThereâs no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.â
âI donât understand the term finger snap. Is it something that does harm to another?â
âHi. Iâm Matt, and Iâm a radar technician. Iâm very excited to get to know all of you and hear your thoughts on the island. Hey, I heard that hot piece of ass Kylo Ren is here. Lucky us.â
âWho is this Kylo Ren that you speak of? Iâve not heard of such name... He must be human. Are you, the Matt, human?â
âYouâre not dead I think that counts as something good.â
âYes, I suppose your point is valid... How do we survive here?â
âYes, terrifying indeed but you canât dwell on the negative. Itâs not good.â
âWhat is the good in this situation?â
âI know what a joke is and this doesnât seem like people are doing this to be funny.â
âThen why must people do such a thing? I knew Earth would be destroyed, but not like this. Not this soon.â
âI would love if this can be a joke but itâs not, itâs the cruel realityâ
âThis is unacceptable. How do we get out of this?â
âI donât think this is a jokeâŚâ
âShame. I mean, I knew Earth would be attacked at one point, but I did not expect so soon.â
âItâs obviously not a joke.â Lapisâs voice was rough as she slouched in the sand, staring at the ocean.
Peridot frowned subtly, maneuvering over to sit next to the other gem. âDo you suppose this is Homeworldâs doing?â
âI can assure you that none of this is a joke.â
âThis is... terrifying. Is that what you say when something strikes fear? I donât enjoy this..â
âIs this what you humans call a joke? Because I am not feeling humorous.â
âitâs mostly for kids to play , or sleep with, although some adults still do it as well.â
âAdults use such a useless contraption to sleep with, even though these âteddy bearsâ were made for spawns?â