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WELCOME TO COSTCO, I LOVE YOU!

Costco is a chemical element. It is crystalline and native to Costco, the controlled province of the United States which it is named after. Costco can be found as crystals no larger than 5 centimeters in size in various locations, however deposits of costco are more common in the subway systems of West Costco, between aisles 22,000 to 24,500 and in ceilings above the Costco Ramapultian Food Market.

Costco does not have any actual laws, as Matty Parmesan, the mayor of Costco Inner City states, "all laws under the U.S. Government are merely a suggestion." [needs citation]. Because of this, any civilian is free to mine for costco at any time, though the increasing value of costco has made costco mining without being injured incredibly difficult. Costco State Parliament has disclosed that in 2355, over 1,500,000 people have been injured by accidents related to costco mining, which has resulted in hospitals such as the Matthew Parmesan Hospital, Costco General Hospital and the Little Buc-ee's Health Centre being overworked.

To combat this, the state of Costco has recently ordered for civilians to alert the Costco Department of Costco Mining Operations to any unmarked deposit of costco, though some civilian miners are violently protesting against this act, as they claim it "restricts free will".

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THE KNIGHTS OF CALGARY

calgarium is a metal found exclusively in the caves of the scandinavian region, though it has been found in concentrations of lower than 30% deep underground (>12km) in places like the united kingdom, indonesia, and russia. because of this, calgarium is now very expensive, but not very valuable as it has no modern use as its properties in engineering and other adjacent fields pale to other metals such as philharmonium, euantipodium and ceramium.

according to archived records, calgarium was used by blacksmiths to create various tools, weapons, hardware and decorative metal oranges.

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The Periodic Table: Downloadable Content (PTDLC) project is a fictional expansion of the current periodic table of elements. This community

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expanded periodic table

this is only half. i couldn't put in the other half because too large. i hope you like your sanity collapsing under it.

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this is the table

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vanadey jamie and john oberon

wonder who these guys are

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exotopes are essentially, variations of atoms. not on the basis that they are different in electrons, protons or neutrons but exotons! exotons are essentially FTL dineutrons that upon colliding with an atom, turns it into a higher exotopic version of itself, though the exoton ceases to exist or manifest as anything else.

exotopes that gain an additional exoton are called diexotopes (the only known diexotope is a hydrogen variation called tavrogen), and they are very unstable and not much is known about them today. it is believed by some that exotopes hail from alternate universes and the reason why exotopes get more and more unstable as you bombard them with exotons is because the atoms are destabilizing on the scale of reality!!!!

fun!!!

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today on evils of the periodic table... unipolium!

unipolium is a metallic funny element that's really dense. so dense that a unipolium sphere of more than 0.4 mm is able to collapse into a black hole. big yikes. it's naturally found on the surface of monopole stars (not magnetars) where magnetic monopoles manifesting as matter, specifically monopole quarks bind into unipolium nuclei. because it's so dense, all magnetic monopole elements are essentially metallic in nature and delightful to mess around with, unless you have concerns of you and/or other people and things getting hurt. however, it is also synthesized in 'bulk', the biggest producer of this yummy starstuff being kepler 1638b and its combined length of 50 million kilometres of just particle accelerators.

the universe as we know it is seeing higher levels of this starstuff, and because its so dense, it has insane destructive potential and could wipe us out like the black plague so watch out yeah unipolium is also used in computers!!! specifically computers that make evil versions of fractals called BLITs. BLITs have the ability to terminate people that look at it, so it's not very good for a painting collection imo. in fact, it outperforms all other monopole matter when it comes to making BLITs as a computer.

unipolium was also alloyed with normal stuff into little totems that were unfortunately also somehow BLITs. it seems that even from the start unipolium has had a huge connection with these BLIT things which really sucks why is it fucking evil

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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

out hot eat the food oven not do anything but make food hot more of in the cold food oven in make hot food