Crampy quotes, Period hacks, And much more

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@danisnotonfire NOTICE ME....I need ice cream

My bae on tweeter

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XD I really need to get off the internet now good night maybe tomorrow more anime and period stuff

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XD god damn it

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When Levi decides to join the survey corps

Manga Version: Erwin: *deep and meaningful speech* Levi: *Is touched and decides to join* Anime version: Erwin: yo friends are dead, my friends are dead let’s get the fuck outta here, bitch Levi: Okay

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Teacehr: Humans are at the top of the food chain because no one eats us.

Me: Titans

Teachers: ...

Me: Ghouls

Teacher: ...

Me: CANIBALS

Teaceher: WHAT?!?

Me: What?

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Dog Became Famous Anchor News In Japan !!

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When girls are on their period

Girl: Hey can you check for me?

Friend: Yeah walk in front of me

Girl *looks at butt* nope your good

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1.

Going from “these cramps are so bad, I will never fucking eat again” to “hmm waffles sound good” in a matter or two seconds

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Smart friend: You ever thought that maybe the reasons girls say they're fine when they're not, or they're not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they're written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

Me: THEY FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

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When a boy asks...

Boy: Have you fished with your ... v

Boy: ??

Girl: With my what?

Boy: Ya know Niagara falls

Boy: Of blood

Boy: Satan's sacrificial waterfall

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Thoughts when I'm on my period

- Ow -My vagina is falling off -I'm going to die -Wow this is dumb -There goes my cutest pair of my underwear -Why wasn't I born a boy -Why was I born -I hate all of you -Aw cute I woke up in a pool of my own blood

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Friend: So what you want to eat food but you cant have mine

Me: HOLY FUCK LOOK OVER THERE!

Friend: *turns around*

Me: *takes food and eats it quickly*

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THEY ALL WILL BURN IN HEL- oh hey look a cute birdy

Me

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Boy: Psh! how bad can a period be? so what you got cramps.

Girl: How about you let me stab you in the stomach 100 times, let you bleed there & walk around like everything is perfectly fine.