LOVE ASYLUM.

zeke dubois. twenty-five. 

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frncine:

“Okay Cotton Cloud’s neighbourhood Hulk,” Francine sighed, entertaining the older male with a fairly light joke through a monotonous voice; though she had not roll them, one could imagine without glancing her way, her eyes rolling as she trailed off. “You know what you really need? A God damn break. I’ve told you, you can always leave Tinnie-Martini with me for a night or two, and you can go off and do whatever the hell you want… in this case, sleep.” The tone she spoke in this round was serious; the tables turning between the duo has her looking after and caring for Ezekiel’s health. “I promise I won’t feed her ice-cream before bed. I’ll make her a hot chocolate and maybe sneak an extra cookie, but that’s it. I promise, come on.” She raised her hand and gestured ‘three’ to the man behind the hot dog cart; one for herself, and well, two for the other as requested.

❝ please, we both know that despite my murderous tendencies, i’m definitely a thor kind of guy--- all hot, muscular and royal. ❞ he winked, though he vehemently started to shake his head in denial as francine kept talking. ❝ it wasn’t tinnie who was crying--- i don’t even think she qualifies as a toddler anymore. ❞ he frowned, clearly displeased with the idea. ❝ we both know that i could not sleep if i knew she was in your care--- you’d probably give her her first TATTOO and help her run off with some biker. ❞ zeke rolled his eyes, though he smiled sweetly at the man behind the cart, knowing he’d get extra sauce if he did so. ❝ the day tinnie comes home with a belly button piercing, we all know who to BLAME for it. ❞

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mvrissas:

❛ well i just wanna say THANKS . you probably saved me an angry letter from their mom . ❜  she added with a dry laugh . ❛ by the way where was the parent ? it’s not really in our job description to do any of this… ❜ she trailed off and got her wallet out ❛ come on then . you deserve it . ❜

❝ you’re very welcome, because i’m pretty sure i did save your ass. ❞ ezekiel snickered. ❝ i mean, my job is to keep the children safe and in one place until a parent picks them up, so i guess letting them dehydrate from crying would probably be a bad look for me. ❞ he shrugged. ❝  i didn’t understand a lot because the father was crying as much as the kid, but i think he ran away when he saw a clown, or something ? not that i blame him, honestly. ❞ zeke smiled. ❝ god bless you, i’m STARVING. ❞  

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viictoric:

“  jesus christ , i don’t know how you are still here  ──  pretty sure i would have considered murder like fifteen minutes into it,  ”  head shaking at the thought , frame sliding easily on the bench , propping her feet across zeke’s lap.  “  no no , i want the rage  ──  i’m VERY fascinated by it. we’ll get hot dogs after.  ”

❝ i mean, it is my JOB to calm down crying children, so i guess it would’ve looked bad if i had thrown the towel that early on. ❞ he snickered, nose scrunching when victoria threw her feet over him. ❝ if you get dirt on my nice pants i’m making you clean it. ❞ he rolled his eyes. ❝ you don’t want the rage, screw you. go get me my hot dogs. ❞

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bcnnyy:

❝ two hours?? it takes me like two minutes. ❞ benton let a laugh slip out as he patted zeke on the head, ❝ there, there. i’ll buy you as many hot dogs as you want. you know, seeing as i’m so terrified. ❞ 

❝ of course it does. you’re so freakishly tall the kids are afraid to misbehave because they MISTAKE you for slender man. ❞ zeke rolled his eyes, though his lips tug into a smirk. ❝ you should be terrified. i could fuck you up, benedict. don’t think i wouldn’t. ❞

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cshcrs:

the blonde has two paper bags on his hand, extends one to the other laying down. “funny story i heard today, though. someone said you were vegetarian… guess i must’ve heard it wrong.” asher shoots the male a smirk. “there’s two dogs with chilli in there, nacho cheese and the whole she-bang. now don’t ever say i have never done anything for you.”

❝ i'm vegan, actually. ❞ he isn’t, even if tries, sometimes. ❝ but i just had the most stressful day, so i’m giving myself a cheat day. ❞ zeke replied, hand shooting into the air to grab the paper bag with the desperation of a starving man. ❝ oh god ahser, i could MARRY you right now. ❞

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❝ i just spent two hours trying to calm down a crying toddler and i am positively ready to either pass out or go on a murder spree. ❞ zeke said, offering the person near the bench he was sprawled on a tired smile. ❝ if you buy me two hot dogs i might consider sparing you from my rage. ❞

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my brain is fried so i’m off to bed but if we haven’t plotted yet u should hmu !

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choose one person to fuck go

❝ do i need to pick just one ? well, i’d probably go with @bcnnyy, if you ask me. ❞

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- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: mellie.- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: this one.- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: default bc dad™- my muse’s last text to your muse: [text - sent 6:55 pm] [image attachment] tinnie drew this today and asked me to send it to you. i think it’s you, but it could also be a shark. i didn’t want to ask and hurt her feelings.

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- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: vicky.- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: this one.- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: default bc dad™- my muse’s last text to your muse: [text - sent 8:04 am] did you get home ok last night i asked u to text me once u got home and u never did should i call 911

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- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: bane of my existance.- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: this one.- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: default bc dad™- my muse’s last text to your muse: [text - sent 8:15 pm] tinnie puked everywhere because of all the halloween candy she had today[text - sent 8:30 pm] i swear to god i’m never letting you near my child again until you learn to say no to her 

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- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: devil woman.- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: this one.- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: defaul bc dad™- my muse’s last text to your muse:[text - sent 3:28 am] i lost my wfallet angd my pfhone[text - sent 3:52 am] lucy did i olst you too [text - sent 4:15 am] o found my phobne. it was lin tmy pocket haha dvidnt ifnvd u there tho wer u at

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- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone: ash.- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone: this one.- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: defaul bc Dad™- my muse’s last text to your muse: [text - sent 1:46 pm] hey.. have u eaten today?[text - sent 1:46 pm] u can swing by my place if u haven’t there’s a lot of leftovers

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🎆

🎆 is my muse into monogamy?

❝ i am. i’d love to have someone to SETTLE down with. unfortunately, that means clementine would end up attached to this person, and the chances of her ending up hurt are just too HIGH for me to actually pursue a relationship with someone. maybe when she’s a bit older, or if i find someone truly worth my trust. ❞

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peach !

peach: how do you relax?

❝ mainly through surfing, or swimming. skating helps too, but i always end up either with some body part scraped or with some piece of clothing torn, so i don’t do it as often as i used to. or beer, if i had a particularly BAD day. ❞

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mint

mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done.

❝ any time i left the house during clementine’s first two years of life. jesus christ, there was always SOMETHING incredibly embarrassing happening. ❞