[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yesterday I got the “are you a boy or are you a girl” question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren’t boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, “wow, just like snails.”

[theconcealedweapon]

[memewhore]

[funnytwittertweets]

[intj-confessions]

[insomniac-arrest]

God, fall is such a powerful season, like the bears are getting so fat, squirrels are shoving nuts into places they'll probably forget after their Power Nap+, trees are strip teasing right in front of you and it IS sexy, the Canadian geese finally stop holding 12 toddlers hostage and fly somewhere else.

Nature ...

[imposterogers]

apparently robert pattinson’s trainors have been practically begging him to work out during quarantine and he has decided not to

[monstermonstre]

[pornosophical]

after watching Zac Efron cry from eating pasta, I think Pattinson is making the healthy call here

[lesbianrey]

big fan of polite and minimal explanations when you need to get out of work, school, plans etc. just a definitive ‘sorry but I can’t make it today.’ and then if they press for details or are rude about it say ‘sorry, something came up. thanks for understanding’ i’m over the idea that you have to exaggerate/overexplain your situation even when you don’t want to do that to be worthy of flexibility and grace in your life

[finnverbose]

The “thanks for understanding” is a power move, too, because then if they keep pressing it’s like implying that they’re NOT being understanding.

[georgiansuggestion]

A CAT WILL SAY, “Lord! but I do tire of sleeping in This Place, I must rest from it and sleep Elsewhere,” and in this they are Utterly Correct.

[felderwin]

I hate messaging apps I either open it and there are people trying to talk to me or I open it and there are not people trying to talk to me. Lose-lose situation

[totheecore]

if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps

[depsidase]

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[odin-n-out]

I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

[odin-n-out]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[perksofbeingabuzzkill]

@undumbbblonde @buttercupgames @berepah @icedrop12 @bertsbenet @red490 @emokitty5678 @southernlystudios @moregeekthanmeetstheeye-blog @planetoile @peeps-hurt @lindszhugs @mccracken-is-whats-crackin @roisinocean @reginalm @random-cow-stuff @wowstars @noongmalapad @jescritora @jaces-mangoes @willtwerk4harrystyles-blog-blog @everythings--gonna--be-alri-blog @mmrj44-blog-blog @bogoparadox @problematicmoon @i-cannothide-this @thecheckeredhurricane @kurtofskyforlife @nightreaver @obsessionisawonderfulthing-blog @fanboywobbie @colour-bucket @antisociallysplendid @wellimqueer @y0utubestuck @queenbitch-thethird @theflowerrchildd @miss-nobody13 @thathighlighttho @slutsandladders @stack-o-rocks @andthentherewaslightning-blog @ohnyll-blog @yourslipsandslurs @mrsronweasleyy @khaaaaleesi @hunnybuunn @hellomynameisthefloor @puppersandstuff @yabitchass @majestic-llamas @carly569 @gabrielaackles @deepfriedbasementghost @julianfinemanhaloway @crazyridesoholdontight @to-infinity-and-beyond-and--blog @veronicaleephotography @lame-ways @fryfromfuturama-blog @elementcx @thefloridianbelle @solis-malik @warm-wednesdays @raww-rr @kourtneymccordic-blog @stockholmhemmo @curly-styless-blog @sxcnialler-blog-blog @irishniiall @hellaharryyy @jaixmeitk @mysweet--escape @daisies-n-daydreamz @loveisalyricaluniverse @myroleroenn-blog @the-memorable-movie-quotes @huntie-poo-blog @love-sex-bored @fancyaccessorystation-blog @sadnessunshine @emilovescookies @caitlynalice @todreamlandandback @pinktuxprom @guessingmywaythroughlife-blog @lockesmyheartandgavegodthek-blog @whoisjusten @ayeyouareabitch @bserpas27-blog @quibblodotcom-blog @mindthela4eva-blog @truthinmoderation @limnomedusae @flowersbykatieelizabeth @brolan @myheartwillsing @sunflowerswillshine-blog @ashreebubble @myheartiswithyoualways 

ok

[perksofbeingabuzzkill]

@lameblake @sassforallofeternity @stepsofaman @ninah-babe @curlsandcoldbrew @stef-amore @hampa99-blog @newmotylek @ernestparson-blog @ruthfunnyhumor-blog @suaimhneas-peace @delaney9424 @larion-lozhkine6crr @kylielane1 @solozhentsevarko2q4 @genaw77na1 @mydodson88544-blog @jydyzigamu7363-blog @haamuressu @arentyoujustalittlerayofsunshine @bandtreasure @koobey @nominativeplants @beastlygirl @chellygoose @thexoreo @kvdschuit @inthearmsofourlady @frenchfrysalad @sundownpack @reveeurrrr @pectusexcavatumfix @choppedunknownblaze-blog @wavvyshit999-blog @bloomsunflower @vibinglife-blog @thecrowdfundingguru-blog @hell-yeahteen-wolf-blog @kizzninjamite @teen-wolf-bliss @letmebeyourstarrynight-blog @justt-a-daydreamaway @kashikayy-blog @dailyanonymous @coffeeculture-ca @alynewton @ygely @shelikestofly @noewah @joe-brooks-music @calig-raphy @aimanasif @candi-stewart @pulseline @mybody-mylife-neverstop @myeyesaregrey @godisgreatandpeoplearecrazy @real-world-blur-blog @freckled-enthusiast @miranda--johnson60 @c0-c0-sp4rkles @nmgrannywqx @kaljara @luna130-blog @charlie-farley94 @niohniohnioh @melanie4infinity @leapop-oh-leapop @biotonics @cassalicious-cassandruhh @theangelsaretellingyoutoshu-blog @clcannon @bigcountryaz-blog @haileymastah @demolition-darby @hopingforlovelydays @paruetty @bendydick-comeonmyback @ransomwinchester @sammyiiams43swxsw @waterfalltears @ruahtic-for-life @farmmemesdaily @sunnywithachanceofhomicide @deeksandkensi-blog @iridescent-anny @flootzavut @promiseyoullbepatientwithme @thefragilezone @killjoydetonator @thisisadifferentkindofhunge-blog @themumblinggirl @everywordinexistence @unlegallyblond @yoursmilelaugheverything @lasvegasdentalimplantsdds-blog @sandytluv @sex-impala @laterluke @adashofeverythingandthensome 

ok