I am in fact a shit poster..

Hey! My name's Rune, flordia Capricorn, Single Genderfluid,omnisexual ligyrophobic My other blog is thin-balina

[beautifully-medicated]

[loveysage]

i use alcohol and weed as coping mechanisms bc i can only live if i can barely feel it happening

[bellavita17]

mermaids,1990.

[slimegargoyle]

*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds

[lucyindiesky]

#i'm quietly ice fishing with my mutuals but sometimes i perceive the shadows of lovecraftian discourse monsters passing below the surface

[nb-tomfool]

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

[lohboh]

It’s good practice to distrust business students

[justgyr]

Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other

Wired: Everybody hating business students

[ratliker1917]

Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.

[mydeddyalabama]

me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO BILLS 

the roach: ok but U dont pay none either hoe

me:

[joyandcrown]

today’s gentle delight: the reviews on this ikea bear

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[strandbooks]

Why must the internet hurt me like this?  😫 😫 😫

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you need a bookmark

[dracophile]

So, I heard about this and I can’t find the original, but apparently this started because someone returned a book to a library with a taco in the middle of it.

[anorable]

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

[muddysocks]

[ruinedchildhood]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Our first encounter with a lich

We walk into the liches lair, and stare at what we assume is an inert pile of bones in ornate robes sitting on a throne opposite us, as we were unaware there was a lich in this dungeon. The encounter goes as follows.

Party: … *paladin draws flame tongue to shed some light*

Lich: *points at us and starts screaming* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Party: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[earthdad]

touché rednecks

[jazzhermit]

Buttholes dont give you cancer

[tchaikovsgay]

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[newdoges]

[warframe]

@catgirlvanguard

[warframe]

why is everyone in the notes saying too soon. Literally no one died. Nothing was harmed. Get a hobby thats not caring too much about mismanaged european historical sites and maybe you’ll calm down

[alleyjunk]

You know what, no. Fucking no. I’m sick and tired of Tumblr making fun of this tragedy. Notre Dame fandom, grab y