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i use alcohol and weed as coping mechanisms bc i can only live if i can barely feel it happening
mermaids,1990.
*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds
#i'm quietly ice fishing with my mutuals but sometimes i perceive the shadows of lovecraftian discourse monsters passing below the surface
College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response
It’s good practice to distrust business students
Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other
Wired: Everybody hating business students
Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo.
me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO BILLS
the roach: ok but U dont pay none either hoe
me:
today’s gentle delight: the reviews on this ikea bear
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Why must the internet hurt me like this? 😫 😫 😫
Reblog if you need a bookmark
So, I heard about this and I can’t find the original, but apparently this started because someone returned a book to a library with a taco in the middle of it.
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
Our first encounter with a lich
We walk into the liches lair, and stare at what we assume is an inert pile of bones in ornate robes sitting on a throne opposite us, as we were unaware there was a lich in this dungeon. The encounter goes as follows.
Party: … *paladin draws flame tongue to shed some light*
Lich: *points at us and starts screaming* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Party: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
touché rednecks
Buttholes dont give you cancer
That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
@catgirlvanguard
why is everyone in the notes saying too soon. Literally no one died. Nothing was harmed. Get a hobby thats not caring too much about mismanaged european historical sites and maybe you’ll calm down
You know what, no. Fucking no. I’m sick and tired of Tumblr making fun of this tragedy. Notre Dame fandom, grab y