PARKS AND PREJUDICE
The absurd antics of a Meryton family as they pursue sundry projects to make their daughters a little less single.

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PARKS AND PREJUDICE
The absurd antics of a Meryton family as they pursue sundry projects to make their daughters a little less single.
Mr. Bennet: Pass the salt.
Mrs. Bennet: [throws Elizbeth across the table]
-breathes- I LIVE. Sorry for the unannounced hiatus friends, life has been literally a shit show. Please feel free to send me asks if you’d like to rp! <3
rules : you can only say guilty or innocent . you are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you . repost , don’t reblog
asked someone to marry you ? guilty
kissed one of your friends ? innocent
danced on a table in a bar / tavern ? innocent
ever told a lie ? guilty
had feelings for someone whom you can’t have ? guilty
ever kissed someone of the same sex ? innocent
kissed a picture ? innocent
slept until 5pm ? innocent
fallen asleep at work / school ? innocent
held a snake ? innocent
been suspended from school ? innocent
worked at a fast food chain / restaurant / café ? innocent
stolen something ? guilty
been fired from a job ? innocent
done something you regret ? guilty
laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose ? innocent
caught a snowflake on your tongue ? innocent
kissed in the rain ? innocent
sat on a roof top ? guilty
kissed someone you shouldn’t ? innocent
sang in the shower ? innocent
been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on ? innocent
shaved your head ? innocent
slept naked ? guilty
made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry ? innocent
shot a gun ? guilty
still love someone you shouldn’t ? guilty
have / had a tattoo ? innocent
liked someone, but will never tell who ? guilty
been too honest ? guilty
ruined a surprise ? guilty
been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said ?
still have communication w/ your ex ? innocent
cheated on someone ? innocent
got so angry that you cried ? guilty
tried to stay away from someone for their own good ? guilty
thoughts about suicide ? guilty
thoughts about murder ? guilty
how about mass murder ? innocent
stalked someone ? innocent
had a girlfriend / boyfriend ? innocent
gotten totally drunk during a holiday ? innocent
tagged by myself tagging everyone
Friends or more? Sentence Starters
aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things
(send a name and a sentence)
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
“I dare you to kiss me.”
“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
“Why is your hand on my ass?”
“Cuddle with me.”
“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
“When did you get so beautiful?”
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright? It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
“Why’d you let go of me?”
“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
“I kissed you because we were drunk.”
“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
“Could you not talk to him/her, please? I think they’re trying to date you.”
“I wish we could stay like this forever…”
“I had this dream where we were dating.”
“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.”
“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind. Weird, right?”
“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
“We would make a pretty good couple.”
“The date didn’t go well. Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
accidental affection
send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them
send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them
send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me
send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours
send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower
send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower
send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine
send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours
send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours
send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch
send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch
It had been about two hundred years since Benjamin died, but the weight of his death still weighs heavy on the shoulders of his mother. For the majority of the last two centuries Leandra Dracul has been locked away in her father’s castle in Romania, grieving for the loss of her family, shut off from the world and refusing to see anyone. That was until a few years ago, when her father came to her and pulled her out of her isolation. Now she’s back in the world, or slowly easing back into it. She’s moved into one of the many residences owned by the Dracul’s, a manor located outside of a town in England, with sprawling gardens that she could spend all day in. She still avoids social functions, only really venturing out into the world to visit the market or library. Keeping to herself the way she is, the daywalker thinks she’s safe from hunters. She’s so absorbed by her grief that she doesn’t noticed when a shadowy figure trails her one night, or the next night. She doesn’t notice him at all. She feels safe in her home. And so, when she’s napping on her bed one afternoon (she sleeps a lot now, and suspects it’s the grief), she’s oblivious to the intruder in her house. It’s only when he enters her room, his weight making one of the floorboards creak loudly, does she wake.
She sits up quickly, looking around in confusion before her eyes fall on the intruder, and the weapon he is holding. For a moment she’s frozen, but then he lunges at her and she rolls, rather ungracefully, off the bed, away from him. After once more finding her feet she staggers back, her back hitting the windowsill and a beam of light falling across her as she holds out her little hands, “Please!” She cries, “Please don’t hurt me. I’m good. I haven’t hurt anyone. Please…”
@perposterouspride
Of all the MONSTERS which he could have placed his eyes upon, he had to pick the one who actually clung to it’s humanity. Unlike Wickham, she showed both virtue and fear in the face of death. Stalking her motives had been a particularly easy task, any essence of his presence remained unknown to the creature.
The tip of his sword glimmered from a ray of light which peeked from behind her bedroom curtains, creeping towards the bed like a FOX on the hunt. Unfortunately, he hadn’t considered all factors into his equation. When the floor creaked from under him, the man winced. For the love of...-
As soon as her eyes opened, he knew his options were to become incredibly limited. Either he fled without speaking a word... or he attempted to kill without the upper hand. Decisions took time, and this he was currently lacking. Darcy lunged forward like that of a caged lion, attempting to STAB the sword through her chest. Her sleepy determiner played no part in her disposition, embedding the mattress where she had once slept minuets before. So close.
He tore the silver blade from the bedding, jumping onto her bed only to follow her to the other side in a hasty manner. No more HESITATION, chest heaving as he pointed the end of his weapon against an exposed throat.
“ Haven’t hurt anyone? I find that hard to believe. ”
The gentleman took notice of her pale flesh in the sunlight, noticing she didn’t erupt into flames. Odd. He was no expert on vampires, yet most would have turned to ash upon it’s slightest touch. At least now he had her cornered, shadowy eyes pinned on a horrified facial expression. Fear was not a common sight in monsters, knowing well the undead did not fear death and would quiet LITERALLY disobey and mock it’s orders.
DEAR MISS BENNET.
I IMPLORE YOU TO BE
READY
Indie && highly selective Colonel Darcy from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Will also roleplay in canon universe. Please LIKE / REBLOG if you’re interested in writing with. Written by Mak Banner credit @seesgood
send one to see how my muse reacts / soft edition.
[ trail ] for your muse to start a trail of kisses down my muses neck.
[ shift ] for your muse to move hair off my muses face.
[ stroke] for your muse to gently stoke my muse’s face.
[ chin ] for your muse to gently grab my muses chin.
[ tuck ] to place a blanket on my muse.
[ wrap ] for your muse to walk into the room and say nothing before wrapping their arms around my muse.
[ fidget ] for your muse to comfort mine during a bad dream.
[ braid ] for your muse to braid mines hair.
[ sponge ] for your muse to give my muse a sponge bath.
[ drape ] for your muse to help pull off / unzip my muses clothing
WRITING PROMPTS
WRITING PROMPTS FOR DAYS Feel free to request any of these for any character.
1. “Do you want me to leave?” 2. “I swear it won’t happen again.” 3. “I’m not jealous.” 4. “You can’t keep doing this.” 5. “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” 6. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” 7. “You did what?!” 8. “Were you ever going to tell me?” 9. “Don’t ask me that.” 10. “I might have had a few shots.” 11. “What’s with the box?” 12. “Say it!” 13. “I could kiss you right now!” 14. “Are you done with that?” 15. “Are you still awake…?” 16. “Excuse you?” 17. “This is all your fault!” 18. “I shouldn’t be in love with you.” 19. “I could kill you right now!” 20. “Just admit I’m right.” 21. “That doesn’t even make sense.” 22. “That’s irrational.” 23. “Just pretend to be my date.” 24. “Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” 25. “When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!” 26. “I think I’ve been holding myself from falling in love with you all over again.” 27. “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” 28. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” 29. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” 30. “Can I sit here? The other tables are full.” 31. “You weren’t supposed to laugh!” 32. “This is, by far, the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.” 33. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 34. “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” 35. “Before I do this, I need you to know that I have always loved you.” 36. “Did I say that out loud?” 37. “Do you think they could have loved me?” 38. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.” 39. “How long have you been standing there?” 40. “Have I ever lied to you?” 41. “Have you lost your fucking mind?” 42. “His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.” 43. “I am not losing you again!” 44. “I don’t know why I’m crying.” 45. “I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.” 46. “I just need to be alone right now.” 47. “When I picture myself happy… It’s with you.” 48. “I made a mistake.” 49. “I may be an idiot, but I’m your idiot.” 50. “I need you to forgive me.” 51. “I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.” 52. “I think I’m in love with you and that scares me half to death.” 53. “I’m flirting with you.” 54. “I’m not good enough for you.” 55. “I fell in love with my best friend.” 56. “I’m sorry, what? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 57. “I’m up to the challenge.” 58. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life. Ever since the day I first met you.” 59. “I’m yours.” 60. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.” 61. “If you go anywhere near them, you’ll have to deal with me!” 62. “It’s okay to cry…” 63. “What do you mean? It’s exciting!” 64. “Talk to me.” 65. “Look at me—just breathe, okay?” 66. “Look, I don’t have much time, but I wanted to say I love you.” 67. “Oh my god! You’re in love with them!” 68. “Well, this is where I live.” 69. “We finish it the same way we started—together.” 70. “What are you afraid of?” 71. “You are the single best thing that has ever happened to me.” 72. “You deserve so much better.” 73. “You don’t have to stay.” 74. “You don’t know you the way I do.” 75. “You fainted, straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention, you didn’t have to go to such extremes.” 76. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.” 77. “You shouldn’t have even been there!” 78. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.” 79. “You’re safe now. I’ve got you.” 80. “Teach me?” 81. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you want to stop and feel the rain?” 82. “Looks like we’ll be stuck here for a while.” 83. “Just once.” 84. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.” 85. “It’s not what it looks like.” 86. “I got you a present.” 87. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!” 88. “See, now, what that so bad?”.” 89. “You’re the best part of me.” 90. “I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.” 91. “Can I hold your hand?” 92. “Let’s move in together.” 93. “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” 94. “What time is it?” 95. “Just wait a second.” 96. “Here, let me.” 97. “You’re so cute when you pout like that.” 98. “Hold me back!’ 99. “I don’t care what they said, it doesn’t mean shit!” 100. “I adore you.”
military plot things pls
“we met right before i was supposed to be deployed and decided to get married so that we could stay together and you could live on base and such” (I’VE HAD THIS ONE BEFORE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME OH MY GOD)
“we’re both deployed in the same place and keep getting stuck in the same caravan together and now we’re both POWs.”
anything with long distance relationships and military angst
“i just got home from deployment and you’re a nurse/therapist i’m supposed to see but man you’re cute”
literally if you give me an army nurse to nurture him back to health i might die ??
military buddies bonding and being great together and supportive and wonderful
ptsd issues/survivor guilt/flashbacks
adjusting to civilian life and struggling
honorable discharges… or dishonorable discharges.
soldier/ civilian where they’re stationed romance
like seriously if you have a military plot you’ve wanted to do just throw it at me and i’m probably going to say yes??
we can have heart wrenching reunions and possibly involve children and make it so angsty and beautiful and just ???
please ????????
Reblog if your muse has a nice butt
Your muse comes home covered in bruises. Send me “It’s nothing.” for my muse’s reaction.
Or reversed:
My muse comes home covered in bruises. Send me “It doesn’t look like nothing!” for my muse’s reaction.
Do you hate rich, prideful men who don’t give a shit about your feelings? Well, that sucks cause COLONEL DARCY couldn’t care less. LIKE / REBLOG if you’re interested in roleplaying with an indie & private/selective Mr. Darcy from 2016′s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
shoutout to @seesgood for making them cute icons above.
NATURE AESTHETICS.
bold the natural aesthetics that appeal to / apply to your muse. repost, do not reblog. feel free to add any natural features you see fit !
fluffy white nimbus clouds. dark grey cumulonimbus clouds. rainclouds. a hurricane. light spring breeze. a sherbet-colored sky at sunrise. hazy yellow skies. deep blue ponds of fresh water. blankets of sparkling snow. tornado winds. monsoon flooding. rich, orange sunsets. soft, purple clouds at dusk. heavy hail. the rumbling of thunder. icy sleet. gentle snowfall. moss-dusted tree bark.pink sunset clouds. grey winter skies. navy blue skies in the daytime. cool mist in the morning. leaf-bare trees. giant ocean waves. the full moon. a cracked, dry desert. rolling hills of prairie grass. sweeping waves of briny seawater. rocky, steep ravines. rippling canyon walls. spindly, cave stalactites. creeping, green ivy. lush canopies of leafy trees. dense, white fog. a peaceful creek of clear water. flowering cacti dusted with dew, catching light in the morning sun. a bubbling, hot pool of volcanic sulfur. sharp, grey mountainsides. fossils nestled in chunks of rock. a white sand beach. deep imprints of animal tracks in the dirt. soft, squishy moss. uniform rows of birch trees in winter. delicate mushrooms popping up in spring from beneath the decay on the forest floor. tumbleweeds jerking in the faintest wind across the desert landscape. light rain. summer wildfires. a mixing of hot and cool air before a storm. silent lightning in the static of summer heat. a windy blizzard. thick flakes of snow tumbling down from the sky. a tree standing alone in a barren, yellow field. a desert of loose sand and tall, orange dunes. a pure blue sky. a river of molten rock. a grove of flowering trees. twisting, mangled roots sticking up from the muddy ground. bitter, cold winds. tumultuous skies of stormy clouds. branches of lightning ripping across the sky. a foggy swamp. the tree-bare foothills of a mountain range. sandy brown cliffsides. rocky coastlines. the violent shaking of an earthquake. the mysterious sound of ethereal trumpets in the sky. the lights of the auroras borealis and australis. a black sand beach. a lone tropical island in the reef of shallow, aqua waters. underwater volcanic vents. a herd of migrating mammals. tree branches growing heavy with ripe fruit. light streaming down through the clouds. a field of lush grain wading peacefully in the summer breeze. the sound of insects and frogs teeming in the night.natural diamonds nestled in coarse desert sands. a frozen lake.
tagged by: no one I wanted to do it. tagging: @queenvictcria @dxywalker @vanitynctlove @seesgood and anyone else who wants to do it!
kiss sentence starters.
“ are you gonna kiss me or not? ” “ how many have you kissed? ” “ i really want to kiss you right now. ” “ i think we should kiss right now. ” “ i don’t kiss and tell. ” “ do you wanna kiss me? ” “ am i a good kisser? ” “ do i think i kiss okay? ” “ i’ve always wanted to kiss you. ” “ so i can kiss you anytime i want. ” “ i’ve never kissed anyone before. ” “ please, tell me you’ve done this before. ” “ it we just a kiss, not like it meant anything? ” “ did you kiss me with your tongue? ” “ you are a really good kisser. ” “ i want to be my first and last kiss. ” “ just walk up to him/her and kiss him/her, it’s not hard. ” “ are you trying to lean in and kiss me right now. ” “ do not even try and kiss me right now. ” “ not even a kiss could shut me up. ” “ no kiss goodbye? ” “ you always kiss me goodbye, why? ” “ i dream about kissing your lips. ” “ i’ve kissed before, just not like this. ” “ i don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me? ” “ i don’t wanna miss this kiss. ” “ let’s just kiss and get it over with already. ” “ first kisses are always so awkward, unless the other person is experienced. ”
❝ vanity not love, has been my folly. ❞