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21 | nsft/spam blog | schizophrenic puppyboy loser | commie

[perrito-ametralladora]

intro :3

hi, i'm your average loser butch boy/girl/thing, you can call me Azi (or perrito).

this is just another nsft/spam blog for me, only separate, so all likes and follows will be linked here & only here.

i'm a tme intersex genderfluid lesbian + I use they/them (sometimes he/him) pronouns. i'm a switch (sub-leaning)

no dni, i'll just block.

MY TAGS, CONTENT AND TWS UNDER THE CUT:

MY POST/REBLOG TAGS:

azi-yapping: original posts

azi-reblogs: my reblogs

azi-writing: my original works (all smut)

personal: this one is obvious

not-k!nk-related: basically just my tag for reblogging cool guns

WHAT YOU MAY FIND ON MY BLOG:

puppyplay (duh)

sadomasochism (both sides :3)

intox

very mild cnc/dubcon

femdom

probably some more shit

[swagophile]

puppygirl: [at the puppy milk bar] gweeehh.. my owner wont pay attention to me.. i'm worried shes moved on to another pup

grizzled former puppy girl (now a doggirl): i used to be like you. desperate. lonely. dependent. my owner used to mean everything to me. [siiiipping her milk] yeah. those were simple days. bad days. these days are still bad. but. maybe theres a solace ij freedom. i dunno. the only solace i find it as the end of a carton. i guess old dogs don't learn new tricks.

puppygirl: waow you're so hot do u wanna be my new owner hehe

doggirl: heh.. kid.. you're a little green for my taste.. still in that puppy love phase.. i get it

puppygirl: i have super monkey ball 2

doggirl: yeah okay hand me the leash

[swagophile]

I'm evil and crazy btw

[hyenagirlpenis]

broken attachment styles are so cute. awww, you have no idea how to relate to others, form healthy boundaries, or navigate intimacy? poor thing, let me take care of you. yes, I know that will make you panic. it's okay, it's for your own good! now keep struggling.

[hyenagirlpenis]

of course it all feels bad! it's scary when I refuse to leave you alone and when I'm gone for any amount of time. nothing feels right: sweet and nurturing, scary and violent, distant and cold. that's the best part! you'll never like it, no matter what, until maybe you're lucky enough for your sense of self to erode completely. and then you'll be the ideal toy, a shell controlled by conditioning and startle reflex.

[sapphling]

"riling up the dog" model of dombottoming

[still-trying-to-be-horny]

Duct tape over her mouth, forced to communicate with those little buttons they use to train dogs to talk.

[boy-biter]

I'm a hopeless romantic and a deranged pervert creep, you'd think these things would clash but with some creativity they can go beautifully together , for example kidnapping a sweet thing and tying it to a chair for a lovely candlelit dinner! Keeping it gagged while I passionately ramble about how excited I am for this date, how glad i am that it chose to spend time with me, using it like a doll of sorts to play out romance! Keeping it tied up in bed with me as I spoon it and whisper sickeningly loving words into the back of its neck!! Ignoring every protest and act of resistance because we're in love!!

[boy-biter]

Breakfast in bed on our "anniversary " (the day I kidnapped it) taking it out on walks late at night and we hold hands the whole time so nobody can see the fact it's handcuffed to me! Just truly behaving like we're in a normal relationship! Im sure eventually it'll accept its place and love me! I'll get it extravagant gifts for all the holidays, we'll live a life of warm comfortable domesticity and it'll accept it eventually!

[hemipenal-system]

a string of r/kitchencels posts where it becomes gradually clearer that op is

a) a trans woman in denial

b) being courted by a dragon and is super oblivious about it

[hemipenal-system]

i can’t go outside because seeing women makes me so irrationally sad. i think something is deeply wrong with me and i have no idea what. hot dogs and eggs

i genuinely hate my body. no one will ever want to date me because i’m ugly as sin. i wouldn’t want to date me either. i shower with the lights off so i don’t have to see myself and remember i’m a hideous turbovirgin freak. chicken and rice

i think i’m being stalked. i don’t even really mind because at least then SOMEONE wants me enough to do something. taco pie

i’ve been inside cooking for hours because the same plane keeps passing over my house. i think the government is watching me and this is the third day this week i’ve woken up to a deer carcass on my doorstep. whatever. this gives me time to wear a dress around the house, which i hate because it makes me feel pathetic and like a degenerate but it’s literally the only thing that makes me happy anymore. summer sausage pasta

ok so huge update to my posts 6 months ago about the government stalking me. first of all i’m actually a girl. shoutout everyone who clocked that and yelled at me. my appointment to start HRT is next week. secondly, it turns out the stalking and the deer was a result of the local dragon crushing on me HARD and not knowing how to flirt. we’re dating now. it was a little weird to adjust to that but she’s really sweet and the sex is incredible. it gets better bros. chicken katsu

[anointedclockwork]

the handsy pervert is nicknaming you "gropebait" on discord

[starterheart]

taking applicationns for someone to keep getting me drinkks and feeding me hits and edibles and then using my sensitive pliablee dizzy and lovey dovey state to make us both feel soooo good

[lycanthrapist]

*as im holding you down and forcing myself inside you* do you like me

[kisseism]

in the mood to straddle someone and touch them all over for stim purposes

[zealiketea]

tell me something i dont know

[puppydayy-deactivated20250423]

Intox kink go brrrr

[enbybutchbf]

texting sucks, i need them on their back while i show them how much ive missed them

[carminestraponadventures]

Oh poor baby [sexual intent]

[marxismopportunism]