persephone.bound

Queer elder millennial reader & occasional writer. Dr. Swift was right—it really *is* exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero. Twitter: persephonebound AO3: persephone-bound

[angee1011]

casting a spell for ao3 to come back

likes to charge, reblog to cast

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[lucylehane]

ilya + slapping

Heated Rivalry (2025)

[ticklefighthockey]

shane putting on his dorky little glasses and reading his military biographies or whatever in bed while ilya is busy like, doing body shots and snorting lines of cocaine off hot women in the club. jacob tierney was like it's soooooo important for you to understand that this is a slut 4 dweeb pairing. it's so vital

[fourteen-ten]

I fear im still at the cottage

[ao3commentoftheday]

slow burn mutual pining but the burn is emotional and the fic is pwp. they smut it up while both wanting more and thinking the other one wants to be friends with benefits. having only this much of them is torture but not having them at all would be worse. each of them dreads the day their lover falls in love with someone else. both of them are so surprised to learn they've both been in love with the other the whole time

[ao3commentoftheday]

congratulations to pining while fucking and all of the other additional tags that have just been canonized* by the tag wrangling team 🎉

*canonized means that these tags are now auto-completing in searches and forms and that you can filter for them (or filter them out) when browsing the Archive

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

[persephonebound]

Dedicating 2026 to the taxpayers of Canada, Crave, the entire cast and crew of Heated Rivalry, Connor, Hudson, Jacob, and queen Rachel. This is the kind of art that changes lives. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

[xthe-moonletx]

“You mean, like a sudden rainstorm forces them together beneath a canopy

they look into each other’s eyes

and realize they were made for each other.”

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Here’s a revamp of a piece I drew about a year ago, now fully rendered and refreshed! It’s a spin-off of Pierre Aguste Cott’s The Storm that I thought fit the ineffables perfectly :)

[naniiebimworks]

The Compromise

[crowley-anthony]

good omens + text posts

[camilleflyingrotten]

ABANDONED CREATURE(s)

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TODAY

[turnipoddity]

au where aziraphale and crowley are the tiny angel and demon on a person’s shoulder (adam, specifically)

[mrghostrat]

y’all want some prompts? @azirawitch asked for my thoughts on careers for good omens human AUs, and i am very passionate about humaneffables to say the least

[mrghostrat]

listen…. i know writer!crowley raises some eyebrows. but here’s the important thing about human au careers: it’s less about crowley being a writer, and more about aziraphale being a reader

there’s so much fun to be had with slightly-less-incharacter roles when you consider how enamoured the other would be with them…

sommelier crowley, mechanic aziraphale, astronomer aziraphale, head chef crowley…. 😍

[enabuns]

I’m so glad everyone liked the comic but I realized the type is barely discernible!!! Here is the video version with better quality! Thanks for liking my stuff yall! 🥹🩵

[persephonebound]

This breaks my heart in the best way every time I watch it.

[lookitsstevie]

the sanctuary