Abandon All Fear

Live, laugh, toasterbath

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[unclefather]

[icaseybaybee]

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[pmamtraveller]

Eugène Cyrille Brunet - Mesalina

[pmamtraveller]

The Young Martyr (detail, 1856) Paul Delaroche

[jack-of-all-sins]

[papayajuan2019]

if i were a spider i would have changed bedroom corners today

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[weltenwellen]

Now They're Saying Isolation Atrophies the Brain Maggie Smith

[bigdumbbutchdog]

when will a femme let me sit at her feet like an adoring dog and watch her get ready to go out. I love the intimacy and ritual of it all, let me fetch things for you and compliment your outfit as you piece it together

[pmamtraveller]

Anton Montbrillant

[pmamtraveller]

Detail of Falling Cherry Blossoms, by Tatsumi Shimura, 1953, Japan.

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[kedreeva]

cackling at the implication that the christian god consumes his lambs (humans) as well

[confessionsdiaz]

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inherently selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.