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@paperafterdark
Call me Paper. Here be my nsft blog so no minors and no party poopers
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I'll be using the citrus scale for tagging instead of nsft/suggestive/etc.
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I also run some hetalia events
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if you canât eat hairy pussy ur a coward & thatâs on u
Guys who don't stop thrusting after they cum go to heaven
sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me
call my dick the tower of babel the way god wont let me erect it
I have a question about semen, after someone cums a bunch of times does their semen get more runny or watery or low viscosity? Is that a myth or reality? I'm literally going off fiction here, at least 3 different yaoi had this happening. I don't even think marathon sex like those fictional guys are having is possible for real people but if by any chance you could elucidate on this I'd be grateful.
hi anon,
that's not how semen works, even if someone were to have multiple ejaculations close togetherâsomething that many people with penises cannot do in real life. even for people who can have multiple consecutive orgasms, healthy testes produce new sperm constantly, meaning that "running out" during sex is extremely unlikely. to actually deplete one's sperm enough to see a visible difference in their semen would require an amount of cumming that I would personally describe as "medically ill advised."
remember, fictional sex is fun, but it's not under any obligation to educate you with realistic depictions of how bodies work.
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thank you.
drugging you and tying you up but apologising pathetically the whole time like i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm really sorry . but i'm just making sure nobody gets hurt. you get it, right? it's just, you're so big, and i know you don't want to hurt anybody, but all that struggle is gonna break something. it's okay. nobody can blame a cornered animal for lashing out. you're just confused. now, i need you to relax a little, or else it's gonna sting when i push it in. i'm sorry.
somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.
all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead
and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.
plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams
oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum
playboy bunny arthur xx
THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?
18/19th c. rusame somno
Suggestive and censored below lol
when the sex is a character analysis
OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. Youâve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.
How are we feeling?
YES this is IT this is my THING
Oh fun!
Sure, why not
Not really my deal but I can go with it
Nah, not feeling it
NOPE.
Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results
Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.
Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching âthe WORST book Iâve read this yearâ booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, âWho is this werewolf smut even for?â Omegaverse fans, next question. âWhy would you write this?â Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? Itâs bad werewolf erotica, but itâs not bad because itâs werewolf erotica like come on
got a good grade in physical therapy because i ordered a sex toy life is fun
anyways tmi/nsfw warning but since it helped me and my therapist hadnt considered the idea before im willing to bet a lot of others havent either so im gonna share:
if you have vaginismus and struggle with dilating regularly i highly recommend looking into wearable toys. theyre generally vibrators that hook onto your clothes or your person in some way, and they're intended to be worn long-term and in public which means you can safely+comfortably just put it in and go about your day without having to sit down and do the whole production of dilating on its own. theyre usually curved to follow your body and soft/flexible unlike the dilators which are straight and stiff, so theyre imo easier to get in and less uncomfortable to ambiently exist with, and the long term aspect gives your body more time to adjust to having something there. and frankly the vibrator part is helpful too, a big part of vaginismus therapy is teaching your body that sensations there arent actually painful like it thinks so introducing positive stimulus helps it relax, bc functionally it kind of is a type of massage lol. but yeah again i know this is oversharing and tmi but i also know this disorder majorly sucks to have and feel like you cant make progress on so if it helps anyone else then yeehaw
