Perseriph

gender why.

[zanerose]

I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

R.I.P. Office Potluck Coleslaw.

[wolfythewitch]

hi i was wondering what song you used in your edit, and the song you had stratt singing in the phm art post?

Di Na Muli by the itchyworms! In the edit, I used a cover by Janine Teñoso

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[teathattast]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

extra crazy to see people swinging so hard for big corporate copyright lawsuits on tumblr dot com tbh. alright girl whateverrrrr, I hope the lawyers come for your favorite fan artist next if you're so in favor of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[batmanisaqatewaydrug]

Of course, the actual issue is one of trademark. i.e. the idea that you shouldn't pretend to be someone else.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

omg @evilbatmanisagatewaydrug the family just got bigger!!

[evilbatmanisagatewaydrug]

Too dyslexic for this shit it took me a solid two minutes to get this, brother if you think we have an issue with imitators you’ve missed the forest for the trees

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

my kraven my kraven and me

[evilbatmanisagatewaydrug]

Yes finally doing what every person in their late twenties to early thirties does, start a podcast

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

@batmanisaqatewaydrug are you more of a Griffin, a Travis, or a Justin

[evilbatmanisagatewaydrug]

I want to be a Griffin but I know in my heart I’m a Travis

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

that tracks since you're the middlest sibling now

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[the-haiku-bot]

My signature is

worth negative 2 dollars

and 82 cents.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[chipthekeeper]

"I died, I don't have to do that anymore!"

[a-book-of-creatures]

New T. rex described - Tylosaurus rex, that is. And it’s a big one

[the-haiku-bot]

New T. rex described

- Tylosaurus rex, that is.

And it’s a big one

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.