Remus & OPEN || Uncertain
“Are you certain a dildo is the best option for a birthday gift?” Remus asked skeptically. He was well accustomed to the nonsense thought up by his fellow Marauders, but this was a little eccentric for even Remus’s preferences.
Dorcas had just walked into the Gryffindor Common Room when she heard the word. Her once graceful steps became mashed up as her face hit the ground and she widened her eyes.
“Don’t mind me, I just - did you say dildo?”
















