Commissions Open

|Aleks|Trans|Happy to help

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[rosena-sakura-deactivated202312]

magic bagel?

do your work

[shirothequeen]

DONE!!! 30SECS.

[luciferdiaries-deactivated20210]

c'mon little bagel

[chibibella]

b a g e l

[kinkijooyuu]

bäğêļ

[jeanjacket-lesbian-deactivated2]

seeing as we’re in 2021 i doubt it, but ig i’ll give it a shot

[iynnn]

i need this shit

[vixibombae]

best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

[vixibombae]

highlights:

“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”

“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”

all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes

“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”

(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”

[tramampoline]

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

[enemy-stand]

“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

[mochipanko]

NARUTO x fashion!

Team 7 🍥

suna siblings 🌵

Akatsuki ☁️

[pikminbleu]

nepeta streetwear and dave dave dave dave d

[lqtraintracks]

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

[renthebarbarian]

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

[lqtraintracks]

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

[renthebarbarian]

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

[mighty-ant]

I just about lost it 

[bogleech]

I like how the known problem with Mickey was always that by being the straight man to Donald and Goofy he’d become totally devoid of any personality of his own so this incarnation just runs with that and makes him so overbearingly “normal” and “nice” that he becomes funny again.

[bogleech]

“Straight man” is writing speak for the most normal unfunny character in a comedy dynamic but those of you who thought I was calling Mickey the most hetero of the three….I’m gonna say that’s not wrong either

[st-pam]

[korralifts-deactivated20260117]

Please.

[lazinessessoverloaded]

Yes please

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[kris-allen1359-deactivated-deac]

DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy

Hi Tumblr!

I know I’ve been gone for a while.

In part it’s because I’ve been working on an app!

I keep a lot of plants. I think everyone should!

- They clean your air - They give you something to name - They give you something to take care of - They teach you about care, needs, and resources - They make you look like you’re good at decorating

Here are some of mine:

But some people, because they’re overwhelmed or simply can’t figure out how to start, think that plants are out of their reach.

DRYP is for newcomers and experts.

It reminds you when to water

And it helps you fix what’s broken

If you think the world would be better with this app in it, please consider contributing to the Kickstarter!

I’ve tried to make it worth your while:

Again here’s the link to contribute:

DRYP - an app that keeps your plants alive and happy

And if you like me / if you like my idea, please signal boost!

@drypforplants on Twitter and instagram

[kitvin-the-k9-deactivated202211]

guys I just checked and they need a lot more to get to their goal ;^; there’s only 17 days left!!!

[vulture-kitty]

Y’all?????

[perspicacitydefined]

Alek’s Writing Commissions!

Hello everyone!  I’m a transgender writer looking to earn some money, so I figured I’d open up writing commissions.  Details are below:

My rate is $1 per 100 words (ex 500 words would be $5).  I do not have a cap on how much I will write, the decision is yours.  Please keep in mind that it may take me a little while to get out a 25k word piece, so if time is a problem, don’t request something like that.

I will write smut (you MUST be 18+ to commission smut from me.  NO EXCEPTIONS), fluff, and gen.  AUs are also accepted.

I will offer WIPs throughout the process.  If you’d like changes to be made, please let me know as soon as possible.

Payment must be made up front, unless you’re commissioning a large piece from me.  In that case, half at the start and half at the end is more than okay.

All payments will be conducted via PayPal.

Please give me general prompts, or be specific with what you want.  I want you to come out enjoying the piece that you are spending money on.

Fandoms I Will Write For: Homestuck, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, How To Get Away With Murder, Miraculous Ladybug, Dragon age, Mass effect, and many others I haven’t mentioned here. (Ask away!)

I will also write anything with OCs as long as physical and personality references are provided.

I will write M/M, F/M, F/F, Poly, and Platonic relationships.

I Refuse to Write: Pedophilia, Bathroom Kinks Bestiality, Vore

I have a right to refuse a commission at any time.

My writing can be found here and here.

Even if you aren’t able to commission me, spreading this around would mean the world to me.  Thank you so much! c:

[perspicacitydefined]

Alek’s Writing Commissions!

Hello everyone!  I’m a transgender writer looking to earn some money, so I figured I’d open up writing commissions.  Details are below:

My rate is $1 per 100 words (ex 500 words would be $5).  I do not have a cap on how much I will write, the decision is yours.  Please keep in mind that it may take me a little while to get out a 25k word piece, so if time is a problem, don’t request something like that.

I will write smut (you MUST be 18+ to commission smut from me.  NO EXCEPTIONS), fluff, and gen.  AUs are also accepted.

I will offer WIPs throughout the process.  If you’d like changes to be made, please let me know as soon as possible.

Payment must be made up front, unless you’re commissioning a large piece from me.  In that case, half at the start and half at the end is more than okay.

All payments will be conducted via PayPal.

Please give me general prompts, or be specific with what you want.  I want you to come out enjoying the piece that you are spending money on.

Fandoms I Will Write For: Homestuck, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, How To Get Away With Murder, Miraculous Ladybug, Dragon age, Mass effect, and many others I haven’t mentioned here. (Ask away!)

I will also write anything with OCs as long as physical and personality references are provided.

I will write M/M, F/M, F/F, Poly, and Platonic relationships.

I Refuse to Write: Pedophilia, Bathroom Kinks Bestiality, Vore

I have a right to refuse a commission at any time.

My writing can be found here and here.

Even if you aren’t able to commission me, spreading this around would mean the world to me.  Thank you so much! c:

[gxlden-angel-deactivated2017112]

my mother is albeist and supports autism speaks so if any of yall could help me out i have commissions open and i would relaly liketo leave

[gxlden-angel-deactivated2017112]

please i am /begging/ you. even if you cant buy a commission, you could still donate to my paypal(message me and ill give it to you.) i need enough money to move out when im sixteen. thats in two years. if you cant donate, please reblog. im autistic, mentally ill, and trans. i dont want to live in this household. i cant live here. i need to move out.

[perspicacitydefined]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 2 hot off the presses! More to come!

[perspicacitydefined]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A coffee shop AU with an aged up trans Pidge who falls for Allura hard

[perspicacitydefined]

Alek’s Writing Commissions!

Hello everyone!  I’m a transgender writer looking to earn some money, so I figured I’d open up writing commissions.  Details are below:

My rate is $1 per 100 words (ex 500 words would be $5).  I do not have a cap on how much I will write, the decision is yours.  Please keep in mind that it may take me a little while to get out a 25k word piece, so if time is a problem, don’t request something like that.

I will write smut (you MUST be 18+ to commission smut from me.  NO EXCEPTIONS), fluff, and gen.  AUs are also accepted.

I will offer WIPs throughout the process.  If you’d like changes to be made, please let me know as soon as possible.

Payment must be made up front, unless you’re commissioning a large piece from me.  In that case, half at the start and half at the end is more than okay.

All payments will be conducted via PayPal.

Please give me general prompts, or be specific with what you want.  I want you to come out enjoying the piece that you are spending money on.

Fandoms I Will Write For: Homestuck, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, How To Get Away With Murder, Miraculous Ladybug, Dragon age, Mass effect, and many others I haven’t mentioned here. (Ask away!)

I will also write anything with OCs as long as physical and personality references are provided.

I will write M/M, F/M, F/F, Poly, and Platonic relationships.

I Refuse to Write: Pedophilia, Bathroom Kinks Bestiality, Vore

I have a right to refuse a commission at any time.

My writing can be found here and here.

Even if you aren’t able to commission me, spreading this around would mean the world to me.  Thank you so much! c:

[perspicacitydefined]

Alek’s Writing Commissions!

Hello everyone!  I’m a transgender writer looking to earn some money, so I figured I’d open up writing commissions.  Details are below:

My rate is $1 per 100 words (ex 500 words would be $5).  I do not have a cap on how much I will write, the decision is yours.  Please keep in mind that it may take me a little while to get out a 25k word piece, so if time is a problem, don’t request something like that.

I will write smut (you MUST be 18+ to commission smut from me.  NO EXCEPTIONS), fluff, and gen.  AUs are also accepted.

I will offer WIPs throughout the process.  If you’d like changes to be made, please let me know as soon as possible.

Payment must be made up front, unless you’re commissioning a large piece from me.  In that case, half at the start and half at the end is more than okay.

All payments will be conducted via PayPal.

Please give me general prompts, or be specific with what you want.  I want you to come out enjoying the piece that you are spending money on.

Fandoms I Will Write For: Homestuck, Voltron: Legendary Defender, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, How To Get Away With Murder, Miraculous Ladybug, Dragon age, Mass effect, and many others I haven’t mentioned here. (Ask away!)

I will also write anything with OCs as long as physical and personality references are provided.

I will write M/M, F/M, F/F, Poly, and Platonic relationships.

I Refuse to Write: Pedophilia, Bathroom Kinks Bestiality, Vore

I have a right to refuse a commission at any time.

My writing can be found here and here.

Even if you aren’t able to commission me, spreading this around would mean the world to me.  Thank you so much! c: