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Cursed Depop Items

#cursed #depop #depop finds #heads heads heads

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

#accurate

I feel like a good way to get rid of a guy that's giving you unwanted attention is if you just bluntly interrupt whatever he's saying with "I HAVE A HUGE VAGINA! Yeah, its definitely way too big for whatever your *dismissive hand wave* situation is down there."

Let them try to figure out a suitable comeback while you walk away

#good advice #about me #or you could always just tell them you have an active yeast infection #that usually works too

So I've been selling stuff on Depop recently and I figured I'd eventually run out of things to sell, but it turns out living in a big apartment building with people moving in and out all the time means lots of clothing gets left in "free" piles in the lobby, and because I get home from work late, I get to have my pick of everything. Its pretty great 👍

#tonight there was a huge plastic box with a lid that was literally stuffed full of men's size large shirts #i wonder if theres another reseller in the building #like the tote is marked men's size L #anyway thats pretty cool

inthetags

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

#because i went online looking for ambrollins smut back in 2012 and found a fic on tumblr

God DAMN Ciara is so beautiful!!!!! I just saw her in the stands at the World Cup game in Seattle

#at first i thought it was Beyonce #but then i as like nah #shes prettier than Beyonce

slayerboy19

Ricky Saints beautiful Ass 🔥🍑🔥

#its just so beautiful #ricky saints #ass

Of all the artworks I've sold (or gifted), I still think about certain drawings and where they were sent to quite often. Its kind of like having a little piece of you just out there in the world, living out its existence on a living room wall that I myself will never see. Like the Seth Rollins that went to Sweden. I really loved that drawing. Also the one of the Undertaker on a blue background. I guess the thought of selling more of my art has me a little bit in my feelings or something. Like I dont really want to sell the one of Naomi but I know somebody will give it a better display spot than where it is currently (in the closet with like 6 more of them)

#am i getting soft in my old age #i have so much connection with them though im not making tht part up #i really do love knowing that people in other countries have stuff ive made #theres a small chance my art may outlive me which as an artist is about all i could ask for

Alright, I decided im going to try to sell off the large (18"×24") framed pastel wrestler drawings that I have just sitting around taking up space. Im getting my ebay account ready as we speak

#Hopefully somebody will see some value in them #my artwork #drawings