My perverted random fantasies

[zbirdl]

[bulliedsubmissive]

Little did Renee know that Molly would keep this little clip of Her foot licker and spread it all over the Internet . . . Little did Molly know that Renee would be forced to lick the Feet of a dozen of their friends as a result and would end up so glad the clip was downloaded!

[zbirdl]

[bulliedsubmissive]

Little did Renee know that Molly would keep this little clip of Her foot licker and spread it all over the Internet . . . Little did Molly know that Renee would be forced to lick the Feet of a dozen of their friends as a result and would end up so glad the clip was downloaded!

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[clover11-10]

Behold the Fuck You buffet

[maximumninjavoid]

Reblogging because revenge IS tasty

[angryschnauzer]

And in this case, served hot.

[evilqueen1969]

to make later

[cardcaptorr]

[drecksack2013]

As she sent him the photos, she felt a quiver in her stomach, knowing exactly what was going to happen.  In a day, or two or three, she’d hear a knock on the door to her small apartment, and a man, a man she might know–that was the worst–but most likely a man she didn’t, would be there, and his eyes would rake over her, would raise goosebumps on her flesh as she invited him in.

Then he would do things to her, or have her do things, say things, horrible, degrading, humiliating things.  He would hurt her, physically, emotionally, mentally, would make her sob and scream; he wouldn’t rape her, no, she had consented, but it would feel like rape, would feel like a violation that tore at her soul as he abused her, as he used her for his sexual gratification, as he made her feel like something less than even an animal.

When he left, she would promise herself that she’d never send another photo to him, never allow another man to treat her like that, would never sink so low again, but then the need would grow again, and in a week, or two or three, she’d look at her phone, at his number, and know exactly what she had to do.

[weirdincestcaptions]

“After lunch (which she pays for, which is nice), I take her back to her place and usually stay for a bit there, too.  What can I say, I’ve grown rather fond of her little pussy.”

I’m sure many of us have a relative out there who’s a little awkward and isolated because of it.  Why not get a little closer?

[irisfuckdoll]

When the cute nerd from calculus class thinks I actually invited him over to play board games. Took me pretending to lose at strip 7-wonders before he finally got the message and boned me proper :)

[pkomojinbhugyfyctrd6esr-deactiv]

The package was offered by the auctioneer as a BDSM starter kit - all the toys and equipment, a soundproofed apartment and a willing Conscript.

[womenasfood]

XXX DINER - CANDY

[redheadstore]

[specific-stuff]

When you go out with a cute girl for the first time and tell her that you like her and she answers: „Ever since I saw your cock in the school gym once I wanna get date-raped by it. Although I guess technically it wouldn‘t be rape, ‚cause I want it so badly. But you should still be rough and surprise me and stuff.“

[gewelmaker-deactivated20190404]

[specific-stuff]

„Please sir, I need a ride home really, really badly! It‘s gonna get dark soon and then what am I supposed to do?! PLEASE help me out! You won‘t regret it, I promise!“

[superlittlegirlsarah-deactivate]

[repulsivedaydreaming]

This was fun

[meatsow]

How cute but she didn’t clean inside the bowl.

[strict-hermit]

[denied-little-princess]

[nakedgamer]

[nakedgamer]

[hair-anon]

[your-horny-little-sister]

I was super nervous, but my older sister insisted that I trust her on this. After she prodded for hours, I finally confessed to her that I’ve had the biggest crush on our brother since forever. She told me that they had been fucking for years, and had been dying to get me into the fold recently. She’s decided to have some fun with it and is sending my brother pics like this to tease him until he gets back home from his business trip. I told her I felt like they were pulling a prank on me, but she just smiled and gave me a kiss on the lips. Then she grabbed my ass and whispered in my ear, “I love you sis. I know that this seems so strange right now, but when we get home I’m going to give you the biggest orgasm of your life. And then you’ll trust me.”