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If you think your blog doesn’t need this, you are wrong. Wrong like a wrong thing that is wrong.
Step 1: Put on headphones. Step 2: Turn this up. Step 3. AGAIN, LOUDER.
Seriously, my favorite Queen track AND my favorite Bowie track gets better for hearing it stripped down, all the better to appreciate the delicate dance between the power of the vocals and the finesse of the engineering as voices are compressed then opened back up.
Bonus points for being able to tease out Roger’s vocal contributions!
This really is a must-listen. PLAY IT AGAIN LOUDER.
You know, this is the first time I was able to really hear the David Bowie?
Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site
always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!
Reinka! My new OC!
Fffffffff
And they lived happily ever after
shut up
hi, how r u?
@pessimysticalbitch
Liek this?
*heavy breathing*
tree
You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch
its….. its beautiful
Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw
me: tree
Nook Nook: fuc- of course
I was more like-
me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!
CoRrEcT
*distance screams of tree*
fear tree, fear us
bonus (a close up on us)
i cant love enough
@pessimysticalbitch
Liek this?
*heavy breathing*
tree
You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch
its….. its beautiful
Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw
me: tree
Nook Nook: fuc- of course
I was more like-
me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!
CoRrEcT
*distance screams of tree*
fear tree, fear us
@pessimysticalbitch
Liek this?
*heavy breathing*
tree
You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch
its….. its beautiful
Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw
me: tree
Nook Nook: fuc- of course
I was more like-
me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!
CoRrEcT
*distance screams of tree*
@pessimysticalbitch
Liek this?
*heavy breathing*
tree
You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch
its….. its beautiful
Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw
me: tree
Nook Nook: fuc- of course
I was more like-
me: I have nothing to draw.. *post* You: tree Me: mmmmmmmmmMmmMMMmMnMmM,mMMmMm… TREE IT IS!
CoRrEcT
@pessimysticalbitch
Liek this?
*heavy breathing*
tree
You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch
its….. its beautiful
Nook Nook: hm, im bored, i wanna draw! ill take to the internet to ask what i should draw
me: tree
Nook Nook: fuc- of course
@pessimysticalbitch
Liek this?
*heavy breathing*
tree
You hugging a tree @pessimysticalbitch
its..... its beautiful
@pessimysticalbitch
Liek this?
*heavy breathing*
tree
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.