Pestering Asses

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Character Tags:

Rozzie • Remida Merume • Nekzit Cantim • Karmis Gazmaz • Conran Skaver • Rhinka Taipan • Lechsi Zarmir • Lukeis Cyteer • Kievro Ashara • Melean Amiska • Odey Rokroi • Fentis Dommiz • Jaxten Niehnt • Tiamra Nallix • Malekh Odyasa • Axel Bennett • Acer Bennett • Luca Baxter • Lena Baxter • Nero Shapiro • Niki Shapiro • Ryan Carter • Ross Carter • Trey Carter • Trin Carter • Wade Tucker • Walt Tucker

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twistedEcclesiastic [TE] began trolling tawdryCaricaturist [TC]

TE: I aM herE ouT oF purE fuckinG desperatioN. I aM minD-fuckinG fuckinglY fuckinG BOREd TE: mY matespriT iS DEAd oR likE probablY sleepinG anD I donT reallY talK tO anythinG elsE?? TE: anD yourE A faT stupiD fuckinG punchinG baG anD thatS FUn. NYEHEHEHEH TC: aww im really that entertaining to you? : P TC: i thought you had lots of other troll friends karmis! what happened?? TE: dO yoU havE dementiA?? wheN diD I eveR saY I havE trolL friendS I fuckinG HATe EVERYONe TC: well they all seem to know about you! i just figured you were all friends : ) TC: so if your lying your not really doing a good job of it right now : P TE: thatS jusT becausE I makE enemieS whereveR I gO NYEHEHEHEH TE: fucK thA haterS TC: haha true : ) TC: arent you a hater though? TC: just like in general TE: yeaH duH. fucK mE fucK yoU I donT givE A shiT! NYEH TE: whateveR. I donT carE foR labelS TC: thats cool me neither : ) TC: your friends are cool though i think you should hate on them a little less TE: ugH fucK WHo arE yoU EVEn TALKINg ABOUt???!!!! TC: ummm TC: well i met rozzie the robot and the guy that built him TC: he made it sound like your friends with him : ) TC: unless he was lying? TC: i dunno he sounded kind of tricky TE: STOp TYPINg!!! TC: WHAT? TE: STOp TE: rozziE iS NOt mY "frienD". fuckinG perioD! enD oF storY!! TE: itS A triggeR happY psychopathiC littlE freaK anD thaT nerD lukE needS tO keeP iT oN A leasH TC: his name is luke? TC: you guys are aliens and one of you is named luke? TE: welL youR namE iS ryaN. NYEHEHEH TE: hiS namE iS lukeiS anywayS TC: luke is what? TE: lukeiS TC: oh thats his name? TC: how do you even pronouns that TE: whaT iS fuckinG wronG witH yoU arE yoU actuallY braiN damageD? TC: no im actually normal!! sheesh TC: anyways LUKEIS (still weird) says that hes your best friend : ) TC: trust me! TE: whaT fuckinG eveR? I donT reallY carE TC: are you sure? TE: arE yoU stupid? TC: i dunno! TC: you came to me for entertainment so you dont get to complain TC: dummy TC: hey so whats a matesprit? is that another weird word your going to make fun of me for not knowing about TE: yeS iT iS! NYEH. lonelY loseR dickwaD TE: alsO I donT knoW whaT itS likE oN youR stupiD planeT buT oN ourS wE havE A littlE thinG calleD freedoM oF insultS sO I caN complaiN alL I wanT TC: yeah i guess we have something like that! its called bullying TE: "meeeH meeH meeH mY namE iS wayaN yourE bullyinG mE becausE iM sO stupiD anD I donT eveN knoW whaT A matespriT iS oR probablY eveN hoW tO spelL halF thE alphabeT meeH meeH" TC: i didnt say that! TE: yeS yoU diD looK yoU jusT diD, weirdO TC: how come your allowed to complain but im not? thats kind of stupid TC: if your going to try to be mean you might as well be fair about it! >: P TE: therE yoU fuckinG gO agaiN beinG thE mosT stupiD persoN iN thE fuckinG universE. itS likE yourE ADDICTED TE: I neveR eveR saiD yoU couldnT complaiN itS jusT youR complaintS arE 1.stupiD 2.dumB 3.bullshiT 4.pathetiC(verY) 5.donT matteR. NYEH TE: NYEHEHEH TC: i guess but you complain about EVERYTHING TC: literally every single little thing TC: i think that makes your complaints even more pointless TC: i dont really take you seriously anymore : P TE: diD I asK yoU thougH? TE: XP TC: hehehe TE: yoU caN takE mE seriouslY oR noT, aS lonG aS yourE stilL A stupiD nobodY I wiN X) TE: yoU arE fuckinG dirT undeR mY cooL shoeS, PATHETIc TE: NYEHEHEHEH TC: suuuuure karmis : P TE: lalalalalalalA I canT heaR yoU TC: yeah you can : ) TE: whaT? TC: okay if you cant here me then i guess you wont react to me calling you a STUPID JERK TC: karmis smells like AAAAAAAAAAASS!!! >: D TE: nyeH TE: NYEHEHEHEHEHEH TE: NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH X) TC: nyehehe! >: P TE: heY thatS My THINg TWERp TC: SEE you heard me : D

twistedEcclesiastic [TE] ceased trolling tawdryCaricaturist [TC]

[mxthrklef]

this is karmis (:

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they're very good friends on a friendly stroll

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color palette practice

using @ deeppink-man's expression chart

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Your name is AXEL. You have a variety of INTERESTS that you would consider to be ESOTERIC. A number of portraits of DECEASED HISTORICAL FIGURES THAT YOU IDOLIZE POST-IRONICALLY are plastered on your walls. You spend your afternoons practicing SPORTSBALL, an activity of your own design. You like to play OBSCURE RETRO VIDEOGAMES, and spend your time reading through DEAD ONLINE FORUMS. Your room is, and will always be, A BIG MESS. Your taste in media has been described as JUVENILE, and though it can be embarrassing to mention, you are a connoisseur of JAPANESE CULTURE.

What will you do?

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sophrosyneAtrophy [SA] began pestering nefariousCacogen [NC]

SA: i like a girl wtf do i do NC: and a fine hell(x) t(x) y(x)u t(x)(x) NC: why w(x)uld y(x)u d(x) that axel SA: do what SA: do you mean like a girl SA: because girls are awesome SA: i just wish it was not her SA: i could also just be wrong NC: y(x)u better h(x)pe f(x)r y(x)ur (x)wn human sanity that y(x)u are wr(x)ng NC: ab(x)ut the entire female thing NC: is there a reas(x)n y(x)u came t(x) me f(x)r this SA: what do i say to a girl i think i want to date SA: but i don’t know if i want to date her because i think about it and get all weird SA: because maybe she does not like me in that way and that’s kind of scary NC: an understandable fear- girls tend t(x) n(x)t like anything f(x)r very l(x)ng and in certain extreme cases may try t(x) kill y(x)u NC: y(x)u sh(x)uld pr(x)bably first decide if she is w(x)rth the time y(x)u have with her bef(x)re she inevitably eats y(x)ur head in s(x)me primal fashi(x)n SA: conran i’m confused SA: did you have a negative experience with women that led you to talk about them in this way NC: i believe we are talking ab(x)ut y(x)ur issues at the m(x)ment SA: ok, jesus SA: i think she is definitely worth my time SA: she's really nice NC: if that is the case then y(x)u sh(x)uld be safe- i believe that even if y(x)u are questi(x)ning h(x)w y(x)u feel ab(x)ut the female it w(x)uld be w(x)rth expl(x)ring th(x)se feelings NC: (x)therwise y(x)u c(x)uld miss (x)ut NC: th(x)ugh i am n(x)t suggesting hasty acti(x)ns- just let things pr(x)gress naturally   NC: f(x)r human standards -which i kn(x)w extremely little (x)f- y(x)u seem smart i think y(x)u might be (x)verthinking things SA: ok, thank you SA: i will give it some more thought NC: g(x)(x)d idea NC: als(x) n(x) pr(x)blem i guess NC: d(x)nt be surprised if my shitty advice d(x)es fuck all f(x)r y(x)u SA: ok i won't NC: (x)kay g(x)(x)d

sophrosyneAtrophy [SA] ceased pestering nefariousCacogen [NC]

[futurama]

[catboybeebop]

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Say hi to Ryan!

Blood:

He's fine :) (just god tier shit yknow)

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Just a couple of trolls with perfect communication and harmonious symbiosis.

**(slight volume warning lol)**

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Just a couple of trolls with perfect communication and harmonious symbiosis.

**(slight volume warning lol)**

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Our nomination for the World's Most Obnoxious Couple Award

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A pleasant boy and his very many equally pleasant friends!

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A pleasant boy and his very many equally pleasant friends!

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your name is NERO SHAPIRO. yes it rhymes, no it was not intentional. you did not think it through when you CHOSE your first name. before that you had no other first name, you SWEAR. do not think about it.

you are a SHUT-IN, and you STRUGGLE to get along with almost everyone you have ever met. people say you are an ASSHOLE. this is untrue. they are just too stupid to appreciate your incredible INTELLIGENCE.

you have had enough of 4CHAN and other ALTCHANS for the day, and instead you will WASTE the rest of the day on the KYOTO ENCYLOPEDIA OF GENES AND GENOMES. after all, the internet is only for telling people to COMMIT SUICIDE and researching various GENETIC DISEASES. once the internet has given all it has to offer, you will rewatch MEN IN BLACK 3, your favorite movie (starring your favorite actor, WILL SMITH.), once again. and maybe yet ANOTHER time after that. when you have gotten sick of all of these things you will bother your ONLY FRIEND.

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they died in a nuclear blast.

why.

god hated them.