we like to party

i go by klef online. 21. i like cars, women, fettuccini alfredo, and every song ever made. TALK TO ME ABOUT PROJECT ZOMBOID

[cowboy-robooty]

FUCK WIENERS DAD.

HE ISNT LIKE EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE OR ANYTHNG. HES JUST SO FUCKING USELESS!!! THIS BITCH IS DESTROYING WIENERS ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A JOKE. THEY CANT EVEN USE THE BATHROOM ANYMORE BECAUSE HIS FATASS BROKE THE BATHROOM AND NOW THEY HAVE TO USE THE GUEST ONE. THIS BITCH FORCED WIENERS ENTIRE FAMILY TO FUMIGATE THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE (HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS NOW BTW) BECAUSE HIS STUPIDASS KEEPS EATING FOOD AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND THEN HE JUST LEAVES HIS HALF EATEN SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT ATTRACTS BUGS. RATS. FUCKING CREATURES AND NOW THEIR HOUSE IS INFESTED AND THEY HAVE TO FREAKING FILL IT WITH POISONOUS GAS TO KILL FUCKING EVERRRYYTHINGG INSIDE! WIENER COULDNT EVEN MAKE KOREAN NOODLES BECAUSE HIS KITCHEN IS A LITERAL DEATH TRAP. "TO BE FAIR THE ONLY GOOD THING HES DOING RIGHT NOW IS FIXING MY MOMS CAR FOR FREE AND THIS TIME HE WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHO RUINED THE CAR" - WIENER. BITCH. THEY HAVE ANOTHER CAR TO USE. BUT THEY CANT FUCKING USE IT BECAUSE ITS HIS DADS TRINKETMOBILE THATS SO INSANELY FUCKED UP AND FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH BULLSHIT. AND PROBABLY ACTUAL SHIT. HUMAN. DOG. HORSE. CAT. I DONT FUCKIN KNOW BRO BUT IT IS NOT RIGHT. THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING IS COVERED IN DUST SOMEHOW AND HES JUST RUINING EVERYONES LIFE. EVERYTIME THEY TELL HIM TO CLEAN UP AFTER HIMSELF HE SAYS THAT ITS THE MANS JOB TO DO WORK AND ITS THE WOMANS JOB TO CLEAN. BITCH DONT EVEN GOT A JOB. HE IS UNEMPLOYED AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LIVES LIKE GODDAMN GINTOKI ALL HE DOES IS ODD JOBS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS. HIS MOM HAS TO WORK A 12 HOUR JOB EVERY SINGLE DAY TO MAKES ENDS MEET AND THEN IS ALWAYS MAD BECAUSE SHE COMES HOME TO A DESTROYED ASS HOUSE BECAUSE HER STUPID FAILASS HUSBAND RUINED IT AGAIN!! WIENER AND HIS BROTHER AND HIS MOM ARE ALWAYS FUCKING CLEANING EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE HIS DAD IS JUST LEAVING SHIT EVERYWHERE. HE DRINKS OUT OF THE MILK JUG. EVEN THOUGH THEY KEEP TELLING HIM TO FUCKING STOP!!!!! HE. IS. AN. ANIMAL! HE CANT EVEN WIPE HIS OWN DAMN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RN WIENER TOLD ME HES OUTSIDE WORKING AND TINKERING. BITCH TINKERING ON WHAT? HE AINT EVEN FIXING THE CAR RN. BRO IS JUST MAKING RANDOM SHIT IN THE YARD. HES LESS GOOD AT MAKING SHIT THAN FUCKIN DOUBLE D FROM ED EDD N EDDY. GOD. DAMN. (PHOTOS BELOW ARE PROOF OF THIS ANIMALS MADNESS)

MAKE THIS BITCH FUCKING STOP. OR DIE SO HELL STOP.

LIKE TO CHARGE

REBLOG TO CAST

[cowboy-robooty]

life is still the same. do not feel bad for wieners mom either because shes a demonness from hell and tbh worse than his dad. el devilito...... la deeablo. el diabeto. that is who he lives with................... el ozempico?

[kyoman-rc]

now that im back in my hometown (da hood) and my dad keeps drinking all my soda i felt this was relevant enough to repost

[ivvheza]

IN PROGRESS

[mouseysblog]

"Anything" - a Mellodramattic animation/animatic (trailer)

posting the trailer here for my upcoming mellodramattic animatic! I'm not very active on tumblr so for updates and more frequent posts please check out my tiktok (mousey.media) or my patreon (no paid tiers currently so it's open to all!).

Also if you are seeing this again yes I did accidentally delete the first instance of this post because i am old and do not know how to use this godforsaken website anymore after twelve years away from it somebody shoot me but also please forgive me.

anyway see y'all later love, mousey

[fungerisms]

hi my dear fungerlings

[bakedapplechip]

Stay here for a little while

Reference photo and image versions-

I've always loved these sort of gifs-but-you-think-they're-still-images-at-first types of artworks so I wanted to try it myself

RIP mail jeevas you would've loved vapes 🙏

[marcianitee]

He's so gorgeous (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[romnumm]

otaconnnnn its like one of his japanese animeeees

[woopercup]

under your stars

[woopercup]

accumulated emmas

[morphinejunkie]

from your friend etorphine

hi everybody,

i'm still alive, but i use tumblr very sparingly and don't really look at my inbox. i'm sorry to miss your asks.

i get a lot of questions about these few things though so i'll clear things up now:

will there be more audio dramas?

yes, two more scenes were recorded, and @jeevasphere and i are editing and finishing them.

they will be held until i have more release plans for crush or evidence, however, so if you do see them being uploaded - it means more's coming!

will there be an audio book in the future?

the first chapter was recorded with narration from david robert moore, mello's va, and this was done for a proof of concept but has stalled because i've run into issues with casting, financing, and all that jazz.

a whole audiobook (678 pages! 41 chapters!) would be an extremely hefty time + financial commitment that i won't be able to reach for another hundred years, even with your gracious help.

i'm not exactly sure what can be possible with this - if i start a kickstarter or something, would people donate? - the stretch goal is pretty high (in the tens of thousands at least), so i'm not very optimistic. BUT, i'm open to hearing your responses and i can see what can be done.

please reply below and let me know!

when is evidence being updated?

this is becoming more pressing to me over the years because there are a lot of loose ends i want to tie up here. i'm planning on writing it in the next few years. IT'S COMING. i'm slow, but it's coming.

i'll be writing a lot of side stories and other scenes in order to prepare myself to get into it, as well as some other ideas i've had in the past (unrelated to crush!verse) - so you can expect that to happen.

where can i buy crush / the gold room?

physically, crush is available at your local amazon or lulu. i am no longer selling copies on my bigcartel store.

due to its sexual content and running into printing issues, the gold room is out of print right now as well, but you can still purchase an e-book copy. please email me at etorphine[.]commissions[at]gmail[.]com and i can direct you to payment options.

please note that this book is NOT suitable for audiences under 18 and i may ask for age verification if i believe that you are underage.

can i still purchase extra scenes / backstories / nsfw goodies?

sure! email me at etorphine[.]commissions[at]gmail[.]com and i can get you some.

here's the menu of things that are purchaseable: https://etorphine.drr.ac/#ficlist

how can i contact you?

if you'd like to reach out to me about crush or audio related things, please feel free to email me at etorphine[.]commissions[at]gmail[.]com, i try to reply as i can!

thank you for all your support, and i'll answer any other questions you might have in the replies just for ease of access.

love you!

[im-resident]

"Dawn of The Final Day." MattMello Week. Free Day. Sketch and Colour Concept.

[mrsqadiral-asmai]

I was possessed

[jvdasbb]

Mama mommy mom bruh AND THIS IS SO OLD

[dddoctopus]

Still trying to figure out these two lil paintings…

[kficc]

[dddoctopus]

I saw there is gonna be a Lawlight week! Is there going to be a Mello week some point?

[dyedu]