I swear I will explode

jade harley enthusiast with a love for silly shows

[pesteringchum]

adult -—- they/them -—- open to making friends! just shoot me a message :]

commission info [updated april 27/23]: check out my carrd!!!

artblog: @eggyslang

original posts tag: #chum pesters

asks tag: #chum answers

vvv my favourites/things i have way too many thoughts about under the cut vvv

just want to note that a lot of these things i havent watched/read/listened to for a while so my memory of them isn’t the clearest but im still happy to discuss them :]

books: - bram stoker’s dracula - catcher in the rye - dear dumb diary

cartoons: - ed edd and eddy - ever after high - fillmore! - monster high - my little pony: friendship is magic - phineas and ferb - rainbow high - what’s with andy

comics: - barbarous - big nate [i’ve only read the strips] - homestuck [jade is my favourite character ever] - lackadaisy - paranatural - problem sleuth  - sleepless domain

games: - cookierun: ovenbreak - minecraft - pokemon white - wizard101

live action shows: - big wolf on campus - my babysitters a vampire

movies: - but im a cheerleader - the little prince - what we do in the shadows

music: - bauhaus - bolbbalgan4 - the cure - a crow is white - echo and the bunnymen - homestuck  - kesha - lamb of god (ashes of the wake esp) - marina and the diamonds - marquee moon - miguel and the living dead - slipknot - the smiths - spike hellis - this burning effigy - the vines - watsky - weezer

podcasts/webseries/youtubers: - jar media/i hate everything - metal family - red vs blue - super science friends - welcome to night vale

[eggyslang]

UPDATED COMMISSIONS INFO

I’m moving soon and starting a new degree, but my fiancée and I have run into some unexpected vet bills.

I’m willing to draw most things, including NSFW and gore. I’m also able to mimic other art styles.

Under the cut will be some pricing examples. In the reblogs, I’ll add more examples that will have to be marked mature, including gorey and NSFW art.

If you’re interested in commissioning me, please DM me either on this blog or on my blog @pesteringchum !

Examples of me mimicking art styles:

1. MLP:FIM, $12 [lineart + flat colour]

2. 6teen, $17 [lineart + flat colour + additional character]

3. Adventure Time, $32 [lineart + flat colour + 4 additional characters]

4. $20 [lineart + shading + simple background]

5. $35 [lineart + shading + complex background + additional character]

6. $46 [lineart + shading + complex background + 2 additional characters]

7. $38 [lineart + shading, x2.5 for complexity/detail]

8. $50 [lineart + shading + colour, x2.5 for complexity/detail]

[eggyslang]

Marked mature but NSFW and gore examples are under the cut anyway so no one gets jumpscared lol

1. $17 [lineart + shading + colours]

2. $25 [lineart + shading + colours + additional character]

3. $30 [lineart + shading + additional character + additional charge for detail]

[pesteringchum]

The other day, I learned that Magic by B.o.B is cowritten and performed by Rivers Cuomo of Weezer and I feel physically ill. Magic is Rivers Cuomo’s How Bad Can I Be. Rivers Cuomo is the fucking Once-ler. Rivers Cuomo is the fucking Once-ler.

[pesteringchum]

What on Earth.

[pesteringchum]

From Perfect Dream (Rivers Sing Your Song) by Jason Cropper (former Weezer member)

[pesteringchum]

The other day, I learned that Magic by B.o.B is cowritten and performed by Rivers Cuomo of Weezer and I feel physically ill. Magic is Rivers Cuomo’s How Bad Can I Be. Rivers Cuomo is the fucking Once-ler. Rivers Cuomo is the fucking Once-ler.

[pesteringchum]

What on Earth.

[pesteringchum]

The other day, I learned that Magic by B.o.B is cowritten and performed by Rivers Cuomo of Weezer and I feel physically ill. Magic is Rivers Cuomo’s How Bad Can I Be. Rivers Cuomo is the fucking Once-ler. Rivers Cuomo is the fucking Once-ler.

[eggyslang]

I cant believe i forgot to post this. Drawing i did of my fiancée’s dnd character last year

[eggyslang]

It’s been forever since i last posted but i have been portrait pilled as of late

[evilvillain123456789]

>Hit pedestrian

>Check engine light turns back off

[eggyslang]

has anyone done this yet

[tommygotthatswag]

[yabuling]

[faygos]

day 1. first ship you remember shipping

mine is davejade / spacetime, the lofaf part sealed the deal hehe. pb&j is a close second!

also i'm gonna tag all the hs valentine's day meme art i do with #homestuck vday 2026 if anyone else wants to use that tag :D

[c4rdboardcut0ut]

Ref under cut

guhh anyway penny snapcube parker mention

[kupo-ccino]

ive been rereading it lately :3

[charylsd]

Jade H.

8/8th done !!!

click for better quality

[purpureusdood]

beta kids portraits

version without glasses ↓

[lemonzcandies]

There's something lonesome about you // Something so wholesome about you