People of tumblr, lend me your ears. No reason I just need to borrow them.
YOU ARE THE REASON
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occasionally subtle
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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People of tumblr, lend me your ears. No reason I just need to borrow them.
bound (to be)
silena and drew doodle ueueue
dionysos, the loud-roarer
solangelo
now I know that it's solangelo but also percabeth
someone: you and annabeth are dating?
percy: engaged actually
s: you proposed?
p: she snooped. found it on her own. i said, “what are you doing? give that back.” she said, “fuck you, i’m wearing it.”
p: i said, “i had something planned. it was gonna be romantic. give it back.” she said, “fuck you, i’m wearing it.”
p: i said, “you didn’t want to get engaged until after we graduated college. give it back.” she said, and i quote, um… “fuck you. i’m wearing it.”
p: so y’know…
s:
p:
s: cute
p: i love that woman
I will not stop talking about the Epstein files. I’ll scream it every day if I have to.
Donald Trump has sex with infants
Politicians think infants taste like cream cheese
Millionaires eat infants out of the womb
We are led by cannibals
THEY HAVE SEX WITH AND EAT BABIES AND ALL ANYONE WANTS TO DO IS KEEP ARGUING OVER POLITICS THEY HAVE SEX WITH AND EAT BABIES **WHAT ISNT GETTING THROUGH TO YOU**
THEY WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN THEY WANT ABORTION TO BE FULLY ILLEGAL SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR FAVORITE MEAL ON THE MENU
ITS YOUR CHILD TOMORROW
THEY. WILL. KILL. US. ALL.
things to update after a legal name change!
Social security card
Driver’s license
Passport
Birth certificate
Employer HR
Bank account
Credit card company
Car insurance
Health insurance
Utilities
Cell phone account
Voter registration
Your school
Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
Doctor’s office & other health specialists
TV & internet
Paypal
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!
credit score reporting agencies
postal address
online accounts that have your address
pharmacy
a will, if you have one
car titles, if you have them
when it comes to paypal it’s easier to withdraw all funds and open a new account
IRS/tax collection will likely need one, i don’t quite remember
i enter the web design class
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World Heritage Post
Check Your Conspiracy Theory Part Three: Babylonian Mysteries?? In My Religion???
Does your conspiracy theory sound something like this?
There is an ancient Babylonian mystery religion that secretly survives to this day.
This religion is responsible for all manner of false and corrupt teachings.
They are behind the Catholic Church and numerous other false religions.
Human sacrifice and cannibalism are included among its practices.
The Virgin Mary and Jesus are based on Ishtar and Tammuz, Isis and Osiris, Devaki and Krishna, or some other divine mother/son duo.
The word "Easter" comes from "Ishtar."
The pope's mitre is based on the mitre of Dagon.
This conspiracy theory was created by Alexander Hislop, a 19th century Presbyterian minister who decided to take Revelation extremely literally (always a bad idea) when it described a woman clothed in scarlet with the words "MYSTERY BABYLON" on her forehead. He proceeded to cook up a conspiracy theory about the alleged origins of not only the Catholic Church, but also of just about every religion that isn't Christianity or Judaism.
He claimed that after Noah's Flood, the legendary hunter Nimrod and the semi-legendary queen Semiramis were the married rulers of Babylon, and they created a mystery religion in which they were venerated as divine beings, and of course this religion demanded human sacrifice. He claimed that the pair of them had a son together (Tammuz), that Nimrod was killed while Semiramis was pregnant, and that when Tammuz was born Semiramis declared him to be Nimrod reborn. And the arguments he uses to "prove" this are... shall we say, less than sound.
Imagine if someone told you that Hatsune Miku and Michelle Obama are the same person because Miku obviously comes from Michelle and the -ama in Obama is clearly related to the -une in Hatsune, then claimed Michelle Obama was the creator of every video game ever made because Hatsune Miku created Minecraft. Then they claimed Michelle Obama also owned Microsoft because Microsoft = Mikusoft. And then, to top it all off, they also claimed she was a famous singer who performed under the name of "Luce" because the Catholic Church's mascot is obviously based on Hatsune Miku.
That's what this entire book is like.
If two things looked kinda similar, or if two words sounded kinda the same, or if he could make any connection whatsoever, Hislop would claim they were actually connected regardless what any form of common sense might suggest. For example:
He claimed that because certain Near Eastern kings wore horned crowns, then the horned headdresses of certain Native Americans must have been related.
He claimed the Tahitian god 'Oro was based on the Egyptian god Horus, because their names sound similar.
He claimed that Athena was based on Semiramis because her name was supposedly based on the Hebrew adon (meaning "lord"), which could also be pronounced athon, because Astarte was referred to as "Beltis" (Greek form of Belit) which means lady.
He claimed that Odin was based on Nimrod because his name sounds like adon, and Baal means lord.
He claimed that Osiris being depicted in leopard skins is evidence that Osiris is based on Nimrod, because Nimrod hunted leopards.
He claimed that Eros is based on Tammuz because his mother is Aphrodite who was based on Astarte who was based on Semiramis.
He claimed that Nimrod was torn apart because some other figures he decided were based on Nimrod (including Orpheus!) were said to have been torn apart.
The Babylonian mystery religion is of course a complete fabrication, created in his imagination by presupposing that the Catholic Church is literally a Babylonian mystery religion, and by assuming that whatever the Catholics of his own time practiced and believed was also what the ancient Babylonians practiced and believed. (Plus all the human sacrifice stuff!) Basically, it's a whole lot of circular reasoning.
The book has been a huge influence on people like David Icke (the space lizards guy) and Fritz Springmeier (the 13 Illuminati Bloodlines guy), and through them it's diffused into a lot of western conspiracy mythology. Thanks to its ongoing popularity among certain hyperconservative Protestants, it's also leaked out into general culture, usually in the form of memes or factoids proclaiming the alleged pagan origins of Catholicism and various Christian holidays. Ultimately, few people have ever encountered it in its original and undistilled state, and so few people realize just how ridiculous and utterly hateful it all is. However, if you ever want to see the bullshit in its pure form for yourself, the book is in the public domain and can easily be found by searching for it.
Check your conspiracy theory. Does it sound anything like this?
There is an ancient global conspiracy plotting to create a one world government.
The one world government will be headed by a single leader.
The conspiracy intends to make everyone follow a religion it created.
The conspiracy is trying to destroy all true religion/spirituality.
The conspiracy deliberately stirs up conflict and starts wars.
The conspiracy deliberately does whatever it can to confuse, exhaust, and demoralize the people.
The conspiracy creates and/or manipulates art and entertainment to control and brainwash the masses.
The conspiracy uses mind-altering substances to manipulate and control people.
Progressive policies (EG, religious tolerance, equality) are part of the conspiracy.
Communism and collectivism are part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates the economy to our detriment.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the gold standard.
The conspiracy wants to do away with the free market.
The conspiracy intends to tax the rich, which is bad because taxes are just legal theft.
Teaching people about the mistakes and atrocities committed by governments is part of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy creates new religions and spiritual movements to further their agendas.
All secret societies (EG, Freemasonry) are part of the conspiracy.
Presidents are manipulated puppets of the conspiracy.
The conspiracy manipulates anyone with a high political position.
The conspiracy grooms world leaders.
Agents of the conspiracy are planted everywhere, in all levels of society.
The conspiracy kills anyone who might expose their plans in ways that no one would suspect are actually murder.
The conspiracy follows/uses the Kabbalah.
Literally all of these were claimed in The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, an antisemitic hoax used by the Okhrana to justify violence against Russian Jews. It was used by Nazi Germany to justify the Holocaust, and today it still serves as the blueprint for most conspiracy theories - even if modern conspiracy theorists try to hide it, downplay it, or rationalize it with another, equally absurd conspiracy theory.
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Loki:
Lmfao that’s so true
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Loki:
'Verify that you are human'
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