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Peter Kochanski 159 Russell Street Apt 1B Greenpoint, Brooklyn -- Will work for $$$, food or weed. + var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5216579"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1= &e2= &r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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[jonbutter]

[peter-kochanski-blog]

Kat: I need to know why I thought the name Aldous Husky was a good one for u

Peter: I honestly don't know...

Peter: The only thing I do know is that I was waaaaay more drunk than I thought I was last night

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Arnie: idk i was relly drunk and i guess i thought it was funny

Arnie: who are you though?

Peter: this is peter.

Peter: who are you?

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Jameson: could it be the raven tattoo

Jameson: or is it because i look like i dismembered a body and hid it in the floor

Peter: oh shit, Jameson?

Peter: tbh your guess is as good as mine.

Peter: but it's probably the dead body one.

[doyouspeakfrench]

Andy Walters by Fanny Latour-Lambert

[peter-kochanski-blog]

Peter: So I have a question for you. I'm not sure who this but I'm guessing I somehow got your number during the very drunken Mardi Gras celebration last night.

Peter: So my question is; Any idea why your number would be saved in my phone under the name Edgar Allen Bro.

[cungryhunt-deactivated20190804]

[ctrlxvincent]

They mustered a cordial smile despite the pang of annoyance from being reminded where they just came from. After all, they were an actor; fake it ‘til you make it and all that jazz. Lennox crossed their arms, still standing their ground alongside an attempt at kindness. “I’m not being an ass about it, I just don’t have the time to play guessing games. Can you please try to fix it?” 

[peter-kochanski-blog]

Turning away from Lennox, Peter rolled his eyes. He had no idea what their problem was with him, but it was terribly obvious Peter had done something to piss him off. “Yes, I can try to fix it,” he exhaled, too tired after a morning of driving Babcia around and an afternoon of rehearsal to care about their bad attitude. He flipped the microwave upside down, setting his bag beside the machine on the counter. Pulling out a few tools, he started to unscrew the back of the machine. "Did it just stop working or did you do something that broke it?" 

[perkswrites]

“Should’ve known when they said they’d do it for a few bucks and a beer.” Jameson grabbed onto the kitchen counter and pushed himself onto it before crossing his arms over his chest. “How much d’you think it’s going to cost? We can probably scrounge up some money but I’m paying a shit ton for classes.”

[peter-kochanski-blog]

“Forget about it, man. Arnie brought Babcia to her appointment at the clinic last week. I owe him.“ Peter opened the cabinet beneath the sink before dropping his bag next to the opening. "I’m gonna need a bucket."   

[renmora-blog]

“I know it’s definitely broken. I figured that out on my own when it stopped playing my vinyls.” Renata’s voice came out more agitated than she would have liked it to but it’d cost her three days working at the coffee shop. “Isn’t there something you can do? Take it apart or wave a wand, do a little dance, tap your heels three times? Anything?”

[peter-kochanski-blog]

Peter fought the urge to roll his eyes. “You would be surprised how many calls I get to fix things that aren’t broken,” the handyman mumbled. He could barely keep track of the amount of people who asked him over to just to take a look at something, and then decided to get pissy with him when he proclaimed it was broken.  “Waving a wand won’t do you much good.” Peter said calmly, his relaxed demeanor seeping into his tone, “I can take a look at it and see if its a basic problem, but I don’t have a lot of experience with these things.” He knelt down next to his tool bag, grabbing a screw driver. “I have a friend who works at a music shop not too far away, I can give you his number if I can’t fix it.”

[hylianknlght-blog]

“So you can fix it?” Riley asked hopefully, biting his bottom lip and rubbing his eyes. It had been a shitty day at work and he hated being so emotional in front of people, but all he could think of was more days like this minus his coffee, and that was tear worthy. “Yeah, um. Sorry. It’s been.. A long day.” He peered around Peter, trying to see what he saw in the back of the broken machine, but all he saw was mess. “How long do you think I have before I’ll have to get a new one?”

[peter-kochanski-blog]

“I can try,” Peter said thoughtfully as he continued to tinker with the machine. “It won’t be properly fixed but it should keep running. Don’t uh, don’t move it around to much. You don’t want to shake anything loose.”  Peter closed the back of the machine, replacing the screws he had previously taken out. “If nothing I messed wit falls outs or melts, I’d say you still have a few months out of this thing.” The late afternoon sun was beginning to fade, and Peter was glad this was his last job of the day. He leaned against the counter, crossing his arms as he took in the guys run down posture. “Rough day at work?” 

[peter-kochanski-blog]

@katzecradle: @peter_koch he says he approves of our union

@peter_koch:@katzecradle you are making me worried kat

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“Damn,” Ethan grumbled, frowning down at his bicycle, which lay limp and lifeless on the sidewalk. He only had a few minutes before the lunch rush at Un Coin de Coffee would start, and the thought of not being there for it was giving Ethan some mild anxiety. Even though his employees were plenty capable (and there weren’t nearly enough customers for the moderate spike in numbers around noon to qualify as a “rush”), he was genuinely concerned about missing a couple of his favorite customers. “Can it be fixed?”

[peter-kochanski-blog]

“I don’t know man, bikes aren’t my specialty.” Peter felt bad for the guy, he looked really stressed out about the situation. However the thing looked like it wasn’t going anywhere anytime soon.  “The car really did a number on it. I know a guy who owns a shop that you can take it to, but it might be easier to just get a new one.”

[nannyluke-blog]

That brought a little smile to Luke’s face. A silver lining to the situation, if you will. “Damn, really? Thanks man. I’ll have to buy you lunch sometime or something for dragging your ass over here. And I didn’t even clean,” he added, glancing around at the messy kitchen. 

[peter-kochanski-blog]

“Don’t sweat it, Luke.” Peter shrugged, giving the boy a grin at his offering of lunch, “I’ll hold you to that. I can’t turn down free food.” He glanced around the apartment, “Oh don’t worry about it, you should see some of the shit holes I have had to go to because of this job.”

[peter-kochanski-blog]

do four of your choice :~)

11. Do they prefer wild nights out or calm, intimate get-togethers?

Peter is a fan of a great wild night from time to time.

15. What kind of videos do they get recommended on YouTube?

Mainly how to and fix it videos. Peter often learns how to fix newer appliances via YouTube. 

18. If they had to teach a “101: Intro to ____” course, what would it be?

101: Intro to How to Fix All Your Crap

19. Easy or restless sleeper?

Easy. Peter can pretty much sleep any time, any place. 

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3, 20, 34

3. What do they value more, loyalty or honesty?

Loyalty 

20. Big spoon or little spoon?

Big Spoon

34. What is one thing most of their friends don’t know about them?Already Answered