I'll Never Grow Up

Oh hey there, I'm Peter Pan. Yup, the famous one from the story. While your here I guess I should ask you something really quick. Wanna go on an adventure?

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

[peter-pan-the-piper]

  -laughs; It’s ok if you do get a girlfriend, or a boyfriend. I don’t judge!

Besides you’re my right hand man, and if somebody makes you happy then stick with em!

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

Thanks, bro. Knew there must have been a reason I stuck with you all these years.

What about you though? Surely you’ve fancied someone in the years you’ve been here.

[peter-pan-the-piper]

Well, there were a few people but...if I told you about them then you'd probably laugh at me. Or just not like me

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

[peter-pan-the-piper]

  Mermaids are awesome! So are indians

So are you gonna get a girlfriend now and do all that mushy gushy stuff with her?

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

*pulls a face* Ew, gross, no! No girlfriends for me just yet, bro.

[peter-pan-the-piper]

-laughs; It's ok if you do get a girlfriend, or a boyfriend. I don't judge!

Besides you're my right hand man, and if somebody makes you happy then stick with em!

[calitoti]

[peter-pan-the-piper]

.....

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I’m not yucky! -sticks his tongue out at him; But fine I’ll let ya off the hook, just this time kay?

It depends, do they fight pirates, or maybe meet indians? Oh how bout mermaids?! Mermaids can be cool

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

Yeah y’are. *pokes his tongue out at him in return*

Well, no, but pretty much every other book I’ve ever read includes those things, so I just switched it up a little! But yeah, mermaids are pretty damn cool.

[peter-pan-the-piper]

Mermaids are awesome! So are indians

So are you gonna get a girlfriend now and do all that mushy gushy stuff with her?

[peter-pan-the-piper]

Where have you been dude!?

[thatsinginglostboytootles-deact]

Around, everywhere. Seems like I haven’t seen anyone in a while. Where have you been? 

[peter-pan-the-piper]

Kissing mermaids and watching out for pirates of course!

Oh and crowing on the roof

[waltgifs]

[peter-pan-the-piper]

TOOTLES! -tackle hug;

[thatsinginglostboytootles-deact]

PETER! 

[peter-pan-the-piper]

Where have you been dude!?

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

[peter-pan-the-piper]

  It’s kinda yucky Slights

It’s dumb isn’t it? That’s why I never read those stories, they don’t have adventure or nothing.

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

*frowns, muttering* You’re yucky. And besides, it doesn’t hurt to read a sappy story once in a while, it’s not like it’s going to kill me or anything.

It has adventure! They go to Amsterdam! That’s an adventure, right?`

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I'm not yucky! -sticks his tongue out at him; But fine I'll let ya off the hook, just this time kay?

It depends, do they fight pirates, or maybe meet indians? Oh how bout mermaids?! Mermaids can be cool

[perfectdisney]

[thatsinginglostboytootles-deact]

I really want mac and cheese and I don’t know where that came from.

[peter-pan-the-piper]

TOOTLES! -tackle hug;

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

[peter-pan-the-piper]

  Did you read that yucky romance book?-scrunches nose;

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

It’s not yucky! But yeah, I did read a ‘yucky romance book’.

[peter-pan-the-piper]

It's kinda yucky Slights

It's dumb isn't it? That's why I never read those stories, they don't have adventure or nothing.

[slightly-thelostboy-blog]

I swear to every Holy power,

If that’s how this fucking book ends I’m going to kill someone! *throws the book down on the sofa next to him*

[peter-pan-the-piper]

Did you read that yucky romance book?-scrunches nose;

[mason-wilder]

Sorry man, I got distracted by some kid running past the window and 

[peter-pan-the-piper]

That kid was me, and I wasn't running, I was flying! Or at least trying to

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I got a doggie!

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I know, aren’t you Fluffles?

[alice-the-little-liddell]

Did you find him? Or did you get him as a present?

[peter-pan-the-piper]

-pets the doggie; I fond him, he was so skinny and he was all dirty and sad lookin, so I took him in. -scrunches his nose; I don't like birthdays. I like the party's but they mean you grow up

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I got a doggie!

His name is…Mr.Flying Fluffles

[alice-the-little-liddell]

Such a cute one he is!

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I know, aren't you Fluffles?

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I just wet my hair and it's all spikey and so far.....

[peter-pan-the-piper]

I know! Wait what’s modest?

[emmathe-brain]

Unassuming or moderate in the estimation of one’s abilities or achievements.

[peter-pan-the-piper]

So basically me not knowing how great I am...wait were you beign sarcastic?