Feb 21
Hello!!
I have a writing blog if anyone’s interested!
@idontwannafilloutajobapplication
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@peter-parking-lot
Hello!!
I have a writing blog if anyone’s interested!
@idontwannafilloutajobapplication
i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.
timmy being a menace
so i was sketching some stuff from your peter in gotham fic (cause it's rotting in my brain rn) and i literally just remembered something that made me so sad. it was a year after covid and one of my kids at children's church had lost his dad at like 5-6 yrs old. a few months go by and one sunday he comes up to me all smiles and just so happy. asked him how he was doing and he told me that he's super happy bc he smells like his dad- his mom let him wear the cologne that his dad would frequently wear :(((( i did cry after church and now im thinking about 5-6 yr old peter asking ben if he could smell like his dad, getting to wear richard's old cologne and running up to may to tell her about it. :(((((
Omg I’d love to see the sketches if you’re up to sharing them ! :D
But oh my lord that is HEARTBREAKING
I imagine that Peter would wear that cologne for years but as he got older and started really looking like Dick, he’d stop because he hated living in his dads shadow :((((
eyyyy, quick question!! was reading your fic and was wondering how you imagined dick and peter to look 👀👀
This is insane timing I was literally JUST making character sheets LMAOOO
as soon as I finish I’ll post them!!
Thank you for the ask <3
Ignore how bad the coloring is lmao but here’s Peters design!!
eyyyy, quick question!! was reading your fic and was wondering how you imagined dick and peter to look 👀👀
This is insane timing I was literally JUST making character sheets LMAOOO
as soon as I finish I’ll post them!!
Thank you for the ask <3
*When Matt Murdock learns of J Jonah Jameson’s defamation headlines about Spider-Man*
Matt: Why haven’t you sued yet? You know I’d happily help you.
Peter: How? I don’t have any money to pay you with, Matt.
Matt, who has had chickens as payment because his clients are that poor and he’s a sap: Peter.
Peter: What?
Matt: I once accepted six hens and a sourdough starter as payment.
Peter: …You’re serious?
Matt: One of them was named Justice.
its always “peter parker isn’t gay!” but never “johnny storm isn’t gay!”
if you're still obsessed with moon knight, you're a real one and i love you
doctor who is so fucking funny the guy with the highest kill count in the universe, the genocide guy yeah him, is a pacifist. and the main character
Imagine a Peter in Gotham™️ AU where Spider-Man is a comic franchise in the DC universe already, so the entire Batfamily just thinks this is some comic nerd taken too far.
On a roof, somewhere in Gotham;
Red Robin: So… Spider-Man?
Peter: Yup!
Red Robin: So uncreative you couldn't come up with your own name, or…?
Nightwing, in his comm line: RED!
Peter: Uhhhh, what?
Red Robin: You know? The comic?
Peter: There’s a comic about me?
Red Robin: You know the— About you?
Peter: I gotta read that.
Red Robin: You—
Peter swings away, blissfully unaware of the chain of confusion he’s just caused in the Wayne manor for the next week.
They eventually come to the conclusion that Peter just jumped straight out of the comic book, rather than coming from a different dimension after (insert Peter goes to Gotham plot here). Peter is clueless.
In DC’s Spider-Man comics, Spider-Man’s real identity is some other name, not Peter Parker. It’s like. James Jackson or something. He is also drawn, Peter is not, so the similarities are harder to spot.
So the Batfamily is stuck trying to find this ‘James Jackson’ in Gotham while Peter sees Barbara everyday at the Gotham Library to find more Spider-Man comics.
It’s a mess Peter definitely abuses when he finds out about it, like the little shit he is.
I love the idea of Queens having a tradition every holiday that Spider-man helps out with the festivities.
Like for Halloween, he dresses up in the F4 costume with the bag over his head and Johnny wears a spidey suit and they both spend the night handing out candy and making sure people get home safe from trick or treating and parties and such.
For Christmas he helps people set up their lights and transport trees (and patrol on Christmas, he wears a Santa hat and yells “Ho Ho Ho” while swinging)
for Easter, he hides eggs EVERYWHERE across Queens and there’s something different in each one. Some have a sticky note with a spider drawn on, some have candy, some have spider-man merch.
For New Years, he goes to see the ball drop and tries to clip farm.
St Patrick’s day, he wears a green shirt over his suit with a leprechaun hat and he keeps running away from something and when anyone asks he responds with “I angered the leprechauns.”
For Fourth Of July he goes out with captain America merch covering his entire suit (he spends most of the night scolding people for using fireworks without a license and saying, “really? On Captain Americas birthday? Shame. Shame on you all.”
Christmas in Gotham is generally eerily quiet. Gothamites stay inside with bated breath, awaiting whatever one of the rogues is planning. Unbeknownst to them, the batfam works tirelessly all December in order to insure just one (1) crime-less Gotham day. They have an insane amount of security on Arkham, constant surveillance on each of the rogues, Red Hood made sure that crime alley’s gangs would be silent for the holiday. They even called in a favor from Harley and Ivy, asking if they could help oversee the city to make sure that nothing happened. Their efforts paid off, and that Christmas they got to spend the day in the Manor, celebrating.
All of the batkids got Bruce a family portrait of them all (he cried)
Dick got a Discowing ugly sweater as a joke and continued to wear it for the rest of the week
Jason received many copies of Pride and Prejudice, along with a cook book from Damien with a note inside listing his favorites that he orders Jason to make for him (Jason refused, yet he did in fact make some the next day)
Tim got a new camera and proceeded to take a bunch of photos of everyone, claiming it was to annoy them (mostly a lie) He was also gifted a new skateboard, which survived nearly an hour of being ridden across the manors railings, and roof at one point
Everyone besides Bruce got Duke various types of flashlights. Duke responded by giving everyone coal (Bruce however, gave him loads of games that he had not so discretely mentioned wanting)
Damien told them beforehand that he didn’t want any gifts because he thought that they were childish. He secretly enjoyed his new art sets very much.
They all decided to make dinner themselves as a gift to Alfred. It did not go well.
Tim Drake is such an underutilized character.
His Robin placement made it impossible to ever live up to anyone’s expectations. How could he, when the last one to take up the mantel give his life for it? Yet even when forced out of the Robin role, he chose to continue his own take on it with becoming Red Robin. He hates the expectations placed upon him, but continues to proudly adorn the symbol that carries them.
He’s in a constant cycle of believing himself to not be good enough, that he just needs to try harder, push himself more, train more, work, work, work. Yet he simultaneously can be egotistical and convinced that he’s the smartest, most logical, nobody except Batman can keep up with him.
Tim is just such a paradoxical character and he’s SO overlooked and written off as a boring character when he’s anything but !!
Ted talk over :D
My favorite thing to write in Spider-man fics is him being on good terms with all the low-level criminals. Like imagine him stopping a car thief and as he’s all webbed up Peter asks him to help read over his essay for school. (The thief does, and apparently his sisters an English teacher so they call her for some extra help)
Or he stops these two dudes from shop lifting a few items from Walmart, but then he’s like “ehhhh what’s the harm?” And helps them not get caught.
And the criminals absolutely LOVE Spider-man. There are many who, instead of asking for a lawyer, ask for Spider-man. (Peter comes and gives them a Nelson and Murdock card)
I would LOVE if during a fight with the Sinister Six or something where he’s overpowered, all hope seems lost and Peters hardly conscious and all of a sudden a huge crowd of civilians get together and beat the crap out of the villains.
Idk this is just your reminder that the best Spider-man ship is him x New York
