boatlover1970

literally not even here just don't worry about it ok please don't come looking for me

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[peterlukassuggestions]

ignoring my ex-husband for twenty four hours, or weeks, actually, challenge

(not clickbait)

[propagands-deactivated20220320]

[peterlukassuggestions]

have the archives burnt down yet

[eliasbouchard-suggestions]

In your dreams, Santa Claus looking ass. And if the archives were burning you would know, I would've been the one starting it 👁

[peterlukassuggestions]

quiet down small man >:/

you couldnt set fire to a pile of dry twigs if you tried, let alone a whole institute

[eliasbouchard-suggestions]

Wh- I- Y-.....

SILENCE MISTY MISTER

[peterlukassuggestions]

have the archives burnt down yet

[eliasbouchard-suggestions]

In your dreams, Santa Claus looking ass. And if the archives were burning you would know, I would've been the one starting it 👁

[peterlukassuggestions]

quiet down small man >:/

you couldnt set fire to a pile of dry twigs if you tried, let alone a whole institute

[peterlukassuggestions]

have the archives burnt down yet

[peterlukassuggestions]

good luck on mailing those divorce papers to me without a decipherable address ! :)

@eliasbouchard-suggestions

[eliasbouchard-suggestions]

Bold of you to assume this means divorce, Mist Boy. You're stuck with me Fucker. Get used to it.

[peterlukassuggestions]

language :(

and, if it really is as simple as you make it look, why shouldnt i just divorce you?

i cant believe ive never thought of it before ! :)

[eliasbouchard-suggestions]

I don't care. Believe me.

I̵̢̬̽̈͆̉̀̾̍̔̎̐̈́̓̓̃̈̇̍́͛̌͐̑̀͐̐́̂͑̀̎̃̅̌̈́͂̈́͌̿͂̄̈́̑̈̔̽̉̾͊͑̐̅̽̑͌͋͆̎̾͛͊̊̎̀́͌̄̌̑̓͛͗̃͛̍̄͑͆̃̄̚̚͘̚̚̚͘͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ ̶̨̨͎͇͎̪̭͎͓̞̺̬̜̫̩͈̦̖̠̫͖̫̦́̉̇̌̏̃͒̅̽̉̅̓̏̓̐̇̇͂͆̅̃̿͑̂́͐̈̓̃̾́̓̒͐͋̐͂̽̀͑́̃̌̇̌̍̑̎͗̾̿͊͊̃̏́͆̊̉̋͌͌́͗͌́͂̕̕̚͘͝͠͝͝ͅ...d̸̢̧̧̡̢̨̢̛̲͉͇̖̣͉̣̦̰̼̺̻̼͕͎͈̩̬̫̫̻̹͍̤̞̺̬̮̝͖͑̾̑̋͐̔̆̎͂̎̔̓̈́̄̈́̉̈̓̈́̃̄̓͆̌̍͒̈͘̚̚͘͘͜͜͝͠ͅǫ̵̡̡̡̧̧̧̲̻͔̭̘̭͉̭̰̝͕̘̝̳̦͕̝̤͍̖̳͓͚͇̼̰̙̣͔͉̦̪͉̙̩̤̪̼͚̗̮̟̼̣̹̳̗̖̠̻͔̙̖̣̠͚̦͕̭̣̺̱͔̖̟̥̮̟̺̟̞̦̞͍̮͔͈͓͚̯̦̭̹̟̗̪̯̪̻̺̦̙̞̓̄͜͜͜͜ͅͅn̴̨̢̧̤̼̯̞͚̣͔̖̣̟̥̝̫̩̥͈̣̫̯̱̦͇̙̻̺̖̥̻̖͔̥̻̜͚̯̤̟̺̪̝̘͉̭̺̦͍̻͔̮̠̻̳͙͍̙̗̝͇͉̱͕̝̹̹̙̺̥̣̜͇̒̔̈́̆͛̋̍̃͋͗͐̐̎͊̓̓́͐̂͛̑̑̏̑̇̾̍͐̂͒̿̏̉̄̅̉̍̂̎̾̎̀̅̾̈̊́͂̆̀̒͂̀̏̏͆̐̿͛̆̚͘͘̕̕̚͜͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅ'̴̨̧̢̨̡̨̛͓̥̩̰̝̦̻̤̜̜͚̦͔͔͍̰̬̣͇̤̦͈̖͚̩̱̖͖̻̺̼͕̱̱̲̮̟̟͔̞͍̘̦̤̫͔̤̞̥̪̦̯̰̺̖͎͎̜̗̹̟͚̹͔͍̞͚͙̰̱͚̬̜̘̹̫̝͍͓̻̹͕̭̹̲͙̥̥̻͛̽͆̀̈́͋̊̋̐̽̔͗̎̽̀̏͐̊͋̍̈́̈́̋͋͐̇̂͂͐̑̇͒̽̎͒͌̓̂͒̓̎̐͗͑͑̎̆̾̾̊̑͑̔̍̆̇͌̈́͊͆̓͌͗̆̏̂̄̄̒̈́̀͆͊̓̅̀̈́́̑̒͊̉̈̋̕̚̚͘͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅt̷̢̨̡̧̧̨̢̨̡̡̛̛̛̠̝̗̜̙̭̤̼̘͔̤̗̺̣̥̹͔͈̖̤̗̳͉̩͇̰̯͎͙͓̟͈̟̣̲̙̲͉̬̹͉͍͍̤̻̙̗͕͔͙̹̯̭̞̞̻̯̦͚̺̼̱͇̝̖̭̘͍̠̯̬̺̝̜̝̖͔̯̺̹̿̍̄̊̑͆̋̄̐̓̽̀̐́̃̋̓͒̂̇̏̀̎́̓͋̃̿̒̀̾̇̔̔́͗̈́̌̔̈́̇̿́̉͌̌̽͐̓̇͑͒͊̍̽͂́̉͊̔́̐̿̈́̀̓̓̏͒̅̔̄̎͌̊̑͗̌̆͑̇̌̕̚̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅ ...............̴̨̧̢̡̘̥̥̜̜̲̲͖̬̜̬͚̣̘̦̬͇̼̦̫̬̗̬̳̺͇͔̳̹̘̳̙̖̹̳̳̣̦͈̖̞̦̰͕͓̰̤̪͕̫̪̱͙̳̪̫̥̙̠̣̖̺̤͕͂͑̑͝ͅͅc̷̢̡̢̧̧̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̢̢̡̠̟͍̙̤͉̣͔̗͙̲̪͙̘̯̩͎̰̭̺̞̠̯̠̙̖͈̼̻̖͔͇̝͉̪̖̗̬̱̦͚͇͓̹͕͇̣͎͎̗̮͕͎̮͚͔͚͓̻͉̙͇̤̫̖̬̠̩͎̮̰̼̰̙͔̮̯͈̺͕͕̫̤̘̯̥̲͕̩̞̫̣͍̫̹͗̇̿̄̋͊̍̽̈́̋͌͐̎͐̅͑̑̀͛̄̈́͑̾̄̉̂̍̉̀̀̒́̇͑̆̍̓̀̃̆̀͒͑̓͂͂̏͑̀̽͑̋̊̕̕͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅą̷̢̡̢̧̧̧̡̧̛̛̛͉̲̱̱͔̗͉̭̙͔̩̼͇͈̺̘̠̰̝̝̞͍̝̣͙̦̲̖̖̝̱͎̪͍̝̜̠͇̮̖͚̙͚̯̣͔̭̖̙̻̹͕̤̦͓̗͈̮̫̼͕̙̦͈̙͙̟̰̠̪̫̫͙̀́̓̄̋͑̓̒̑̓̈́͆̓̈́̋́͊͌́̔̐̔͑̾̽̎̑͊̓͌̀͗̈͐̄̐́̓̎̅̀͊͗̍̈͆̈̊͛̈́̐̉̆͊̈́̀̋͆̍̓̋̋̽͆̎̂̍̄̄́̍͗̀̓͂́͂̒̏̎̕̕̚͜͜͠͠ͅŗ̵̢̨̡̧̨̧̧̧̡̨̧̢̧̛̯̳͇̦͕͙̙͔̜͖̙̱̯̤̺͔͎̞̞̝̲̳͔̩̼͉̟̣̬̺̤̗̻̘̦̟̬̞͕̮͍̼̙̭̼̩̞̟̮̪̬̥̫̬͍͇̟̙̹̘͕̜͖̼̙̭̖̪̘̹͎͙̭̥̱̠͕̬͔͙̰̫̣̤̰̠͔̱͍͓̙̖͓͉̪͓̈́̈́͐͑̈̔̀̋̏́͋̂̈́̑͜͝͝ͅͅͅe̷̡̡̢̨̨̢̧̦̻̠̹͙̳̮͔̮̖͔͖͚̪̪̦̻̘̪͉͈̩̯̳̩͚̹̜͓̞̗̯͕͕̜̱̩̟̞͔͖̦͙̭̤͓̳͎̠̠̗͓̻̣̻͈̩̺̤̖̙͒̈̎͑̈́̏̉͜.̴̛̛̺̥̙͎̬͙̻̬̆̄́̇͊͊̈́̀̇̂̐̈́́̋̅͆̆̌̑̒̔̿͛̋̀̽̈́̾̈́̽͊̈́̒̆͑͛̓͑̊̀̎̏̍͒̌͋̾́̉̀̊̓̐̈̑̍̕͠ . . . . . . . .

[peterlukassuggestions]

good luck on mailing those divorce papers to me without a decipherable address ! :)

@eliasbouchard-suggestions

[eliasbouchard-suggestions]

Bold of you to assume this means divorce, Mist Boy. You're stuck with me Fucker. Get used to it.

[peterlukassuggestions]

language :(

and, if it really is as simple as you make it look, why shouldnt i just divorce you?

i cant believe ive never thought of it before ! :)

[peterlukassuggestions]

good luck on mailing those divorce papers to me without a decipherable address ! :)

@eliasbouchard-suggestions

[doctordavidsuggestions]

Hell-o! I thought you could use a tip!

Peter's shy! You have to be gentler, Doctor! You'll scare him off, and that's no fun :0(.

Trust me, we're "not friends"!

-Good luck, Nikola!

Thank you, Ms. Nikola. It’s good to finally interact with you. How has Helen been? Enjoying her stay at your circus? Both of you are free to come to the Wonderland House at any point in time.

[peterlukassuggestions]

i think it likes me.

hm.

[doctordavidsuggestions]

Mr. Lukas, do you need some help with your relationship? I specialize in pharmaceutical matters, but I do have some training as a marriage counselor

[peterlukassuggestions]

im sorry...marriage counselling??

oh, im afraid therell be no need for that. besides, i already fixed my marriage all by myself !

maybe replacing my husband with a sentient wooden box wasnt the most socially acceptable way to go about it, but i digress.

its better like this anyway. the new one is less talkative, less clingy.

[eliasbouchard-suggestions]

Good for you Peter. I have my taxes. And my paperwork. And this really very cool clock! It makes really loud ticking noises and I like that because I can hear time passing!!

I don't need... I don't need Mist Men and their boats up in my buisness. I'll.... I'll run this fucking institute all by myself!

[peterlukassuggestions]

... you have fun with that, then.

[peterlukassuggestions]

i think it likes me.

hm.

[doctordavidsuggestions]

Mr. Lukas, do you need some help with your relationship? I specialize in pharmaceutical matters, but I do have some training as a marriage counselor

[peterlukassuggestions]

im sorry...marriage counselling??

oh, im afraid therell be no need for that. besides, i already fixed my marriage all by myself !

maybe replacing my husband with a sentient wooden box wasnt the most socially acceptable way to go about it, but i digress.

its better like this anyway. the new one is less talkative, less clingy.

[peterlukassuggestions]

i think it likes me.

hm.

[peterlukassuggestions]

i have replaced my husband with a mannequin. this was a good investment.

[peterlukassuggestions]

please don't tell him about this,

unlike this fellow here, the first elias is perfectly capable of holding an argument with me ":( which i do not want

[peterlukassuggestions]

i have replaced my husband with a mannequin. this was a good investment.

[peterlukassuggestions]

@nikolaorsinovsuggestions

is this the right place ...?

wouldnt want to get lost on my way to meet a -

well i wouldnt say "friend".

i don't make those.

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Close enough! Please, come in!

Do watch your step, the third flute is still being... corrected. It's a difficult one, I have to give it that!

So, Mister Lukas! What is it that you're looking for?

[peterlukassuggestions]

oh, uhm, not sure really !

just thought id... drop by...

see whats going on after you so humbly tempted me to come here in the first place...

also, please dont refer to me by name, or in general. thank you.

wouldnt want to get started on the wrong foot now, would we?

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Oh, alright... if you ever grow weary of it I'm sure I could put it to use!

However, that's not what we're here for!

Let's start with a number. How many do you want?

[peterlukassuggestions]

hmm, i think i should leave it up to you.

whatever you thinks suitable should be...just fine.

you're the expert at this after all ! ":)

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

We'll just start with one for now! If you ever want more, we can sort it out in the future!

You look like you'd want something practical-how about reinforced wood and canvas, for a base? Flesh gets sunburned so easily, and this way anything inside will be nice and safe!

As for a face, well... why don't you pick one out?

[peterlukassuggestions]

*the distant crackle of static can be heard*

to be honest, ive probably heard something scarier than that in my lifetime.

probably...

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Oh, you flatter! Now, how about this? I think I have the perfect hair color to match, as well-

...

It is tech week, you know. With the number of people working just past those doors, would you really be able to leave?

Do sit down, you're swaying on your feet! What do you think about red for the hair?

[peterlukassuggestions]

*the static begins to grow gradually louder, and its probably about to start bordering on ear piercing. small patches of mist have started to creep their way across the floor*

oh- uh - wow ! would you look at the time ?

*the man looks down at a watch that does not exist, and he sighs*

you really do need to stop tempting me, nikola.

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Oh, my! I didn't mean to scare you off! After all, I'm doing you a favor! It'd be awfully rude for you to just... disappear!

How does wind-up feel? A little unconventional, sure, but it's easy to take care of by yourself! I can even leave out the voice box.

Please do sit down.

[peterlukassuggestions]

...

*he huffs and leans against the nearest wall, no matter how dangerous this may be, and the fog begins to retreat by a few inches. the static is still present although its tone is softened*

fine, fine. staying for a little while longer wont hurt.

...ahem...

yes, wind-up sounds just fine. though, i really should be going soon...i have...things... to do...

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Right! Wood and canvas base, a face and red hair, windup, no voice box. This should be simple to throw together! It might not function for a while, needs some time to charge, and all that!

Are you going to give it a name? Those are handy to wake them up!

[peterlukassuggestions]

ohgodihavetonameit?

hmph....very well..

lets name it...elias..two. elias two. the more tolerable sequel, if you will.

its the perfect name for something im not planning on getting attached to !

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

How delightful! Could you pass me that screwdriver? No, the other one, that one will bite you-thank you!

Oh! How silly of me-I never asked about eye color! We've quite the selection-the stage crew wanted to match a few months back so there's plenty to pick from!

[peterlukassuggestions]

do we really have to personalize every single little detail? thats my least favorite part about people.

'the blander they are, the less fuss theyll make' is what my folks always said.

but...if you insist...and again, youre the expert at this...

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Green it is!

I do adore creative freedom on my projects! Now, it does need to breathe, but not enough for it to really be a hassle. No voice box, as you requested, and it's mouth cannot open, but all of its other senses should be in full working order!

If you'd like to follow me down to costume storage I'm sure I can find it something... what did you say, bland? Hmm... it's entirely optional, though! The base unit is constructed, you don't really need anything more than that.

[peterlukassuggestions]

you lead the way, mx orsinov !

even if something about "costume storage" sounds awfully sinister !

but im sure its nothing !

*he looks down to check the time again.*

*peter lukas has never worn a watch in his life and he never will.*

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Just this way! The room's climate controlled, so please don't mist on the costumes!

Right! It's organized by size, so just down here should be-trust me, you don't want to touch that-ah! Here we are!

Oh, my, there are some new additions here! Look at that skin!! It even blinks! Hell-o!

[peterlukassuggestions]

*just like any other person whos deeply unfamiliar with the stranger, he is completely horrified. he keeps his mouth shut in fear of accidentally catching the attention of one of these...things.*

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Hmm... how about...this? It's very dull, color-wise, greys and browns. These pants are hardly practical, however-I do wonder what we used this for! Judging by the blood it was probably very dramatic!

Oh! Or, perhaps-this! It's very simple, yes, a dancer's uniform. It's vintage, too! Even comes with lovely red shoes-with feet included! Haha! Oh, don't open the shoebox-they will get out and they're a pain to catch.

Alright, one more. I've had this set aside for a long time, waiting for the perfect use! Oh, just look at how the colors change-it's almost imperceptible! Truly unnerving. Good, sturdy, bone-crushing boots, too.

Oh, I miss the sorts of things we did with costumes like these! They're absolutely disconcerting!

[peterlukassuggestions]

*he feels as though now may be the time to inform her that hes pretty much entirely colorblind, and really has no clue what shes talking about other than maybe grey. which is the best color anyways. though, avoiding causing a scene like that would let him escape far, far faster, and so he lets the thought linger in the back of his mind until it is no more.*

...intriguing ! albeit maybe slightly threatening ! seems you have quite the menagerie of those sorts down here.

really, i don't know how much longer i can stay here -

[peterlukassuggestions]

@nikolaorsinovsuggestions

is this the right place ...?

wouldnt want to get lost on my way to meet a -

well i wouldnt say "friend".

i don't make those.

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Close enough! Please, come in!

Do watch your step, the third flute is still being... corrected. It's a difficult one, I have to give it that!

So, Mister Lukas! What is it that you're looking for?

[peterlukassuggestions]

oh, uhm, not sure really !

just thought id... drop by...

see whats going on after you so humbly tempted me to come here in the first place...

also, please dont refer to me by name, or in general. thank you.

wouldnt want to get started on the wrong foot now, would we?

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Oh, alright... if you ever grow weary of it I'm sure I could put it to use!

However, that's not what we're here for!

Let's start with a number. How many do you want?

[peterlukassuggestions]

hmm, i think i should leave it up to you.

whatever you thinks suitable should be...just fine.

you're the expert at this after all ! ":)

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

We'll just start with one for now! If you ever want more, we can sort it out in the future!

You look like you'd want something practical-how about reinforced wood and canvas, for a base? Flesh gets sunburned so easily, and this way anything inside will be nice and safe!

As for a face, well... why don't you pick one out?

[peterlukassuggestions]

*the distant crackle of static can be heard*

to be honest, ive probably heard something scarier than that in my lifetime.

probably...

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Oh, you flatter! Now, how about this? I think I have the perfect hair color to match, as well-

...

It is tech week, you know. With the number of people working just past those doors, would you really be able to leave?

Do sit down, you're swaying on your feet! What do you think about red for the hair?

[peterlukassuggestions]

*the static begins to grow gradually louder, and its probably about to start bordering on ear piercing. small patches of mist have started to creep their way across the floor*

oh- uh - wow ! would you look at the time ?

*the man looks down at a watch that does not exist, and he sighs*

you really do need to stop tempting me, nikola.

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Oh, my! I didn't mean to scare you off! After all, I'm doing you a favor! It'd be awfully rude for you to just... disappear!

How does wind-up feel? A little unconventional, sure, but it's easy to take care of by yourself! I can even leave out the voice box.

Please do sit down.

[peterlukassuggestions]

...

*he huffs and leans against the nearest wall, no matter how dangerous this may be, and the fog begins to retreat by a few inches. the static is still present although its tone is softened*

fine, fine. staying for a little while longer wont hurt.

...ahem...

yes, wind-up sounds just fine. though, i really should be going soon...i have...things... to do...

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Right! Wood and canvas base, a face and red hair, windup, no voice box. This should be simple to throw together! It might not function for a while, needs some time to charge, and all that!

Are you going to give it a name? Those are handy to wake them up!

[peterlukassuggestions]

ohgodihavetonameit?

hmph....very well..

lets name it...elias..two. elias two. the more tolerable sequel, if you will.

its the perfect name for something im not planning on getting attached to !

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

How delightful! Could you pass me that screwdriver? No, the other one, that one will bite you-thank you!

Oh! How silly of me-I never asked about eye color! We've quite the selection-the stage crew wanted to match a few months back so there's plenty to pick from!

[peterlukassuggestions]

do we really have to personalize every single little detail? thats my least favorite part about people.

'the blander they are, the less fuss theyll make' is what my folks always said.

but...if you insist...and again, youre the expert at this...

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Green it is!

I do adore creative freedom on my projects! Now, it does need to breathe, but not enough for it to really be a hassle. No voice box, as you requested, and it's mouth cannot open, but all of its other senses should be in full working order!

If you'd like to follow me down to costume storage I'm sure I can find it something... what did you say, bland? Hmm... it's entirely optional, though! The base unit is constructed, you don't really need anything more than that.

[peterlukassuggestions]

you lead the way, mx orsinov !

even if something about "costume storage" sounds awfully sinister !

but im sure its nothing !

*he looks down to check the time again.*

*peter lukas has never worn a watch in his life and he never will.*

[nikolaorsinovsuggestions]

Just this way! The room's climate controlled, so please don't mist on the costumes!

Right! It's organized by size, so just down here should be-trust me, you don't want to touch that-ah! Here we are!

Oh, my, there are some new additions here! Look at that skin!! It even blinks! Hell-o!

[peterlukassuggestions]

*just like any other person whos deeply unfamiliar with the stranger, he is completely horrified. he keeps his mouth shut in fear of accidentally catching the attention of one of these...things.*