✨pseudoscience✨

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doctor david suggestions

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Are you a Tory ? I need to know for science .

My sister has advised me to abstain from this conversation. Though I would like to clarify that I feel no sort of connection to any organized ideology other than my own.

Disorganized and decentralized ideologies, on the other hand,

[doctordavidsuggestions]

Are you independent or are you part of a larger practice? Asking for referral purposes ;) -Fortunado✨

i have a husband

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@tittytartare #like your husband or just a husband

don't worry about it

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Are you independent or are you part of a larger practice? Asking for referral purposes ;) -Fortunado✨

i have a husband

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(wiz khalifa voice) paging dr. faggot

How did you get this number?

[doctordavidsuggestions]

i already know i have a mental illness and a personality disorder, legend. you cannot hurt me in a way that matters

Then I suppose I must hurt you in all the ways that don't matter.

[jane-prentiss-sugestions]

Last night I dreamt I had earthworms in my me and I had to put chapstick on them so they stay healthy and so I would be like, OH it's time to put on my chapstick, and just pull a worm out and chapstick it

Hmmm- I wonder if my worms would like chapstick 🤔

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*reads this ask to the tune of beach life in death by car seat headrest*

[fionalawsuggestions]

Make sure the worms don’t get chapped lips!! That’s very important.

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Miss Fiona Law I Am Trying To Have A Moment Here

[jane-prentiss-sugestions]

Last night I dreamt I had earthworms in my me and I had to put chapstick on them so they stay healthy and so I would be like, OH it's time to put on my chapstick, and just pull a worm out and chapstick it

Hmmm- I wonder if my worms would like chapstick 🤔

[doctordavidsuggestions]

*reads this ask to the tune of beach life in death by car seat headrest*

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stares

And what am I supposed to do? Give you the satisfaction of staring back? I do not use my eyes to See. You little Watchers need to stop being so focused on what you insist is an objective reality.

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if you can find me bitch <3

I will.

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awww did the disdoortion say no to helping you :( boo hoo~

I don’t need its help to dismember you limb by limb, joint by joint, into hundreds of little pieces.

[mannethem]

actually andre ramao’s husband wasn’t eaten by the homophobic vase he said “i love you” to andre and immediately went to turbohell

[jack-o-lantern-system-deactivat]

@doctordavidsuggestions

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I would threaten to send you to turbohell next but I do not want to share an existence with you.

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dr david how do i go about kicking you in the shin. purely curiousity, definitely wont do it. probably.

Simply take your own leg, flex it outward in an erratic motion toward my leg, wait for your foot to come into contact with my shin, and-- Uh oh, whoops!! Looks like Doctor David is too sexy to have a physical body!!!!!

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no im not still human thanks for asking

Well, that makes several of us

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well the difference is that an question with no answer has, well, NO answer. the question with an answer you cannot comprehend has an answer

I don’t like this opinion. Too straightforward. Simple. Understandable. I think you would be better off not having it.

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contacts you again

@distortion-suggestions

This one right here mx’xm

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Mmmmnn, No I Don't Think So. See Exhibit One, "pet door".

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Dr David...

The homophobic Vase took David. Guess we know what the Spiral did to him...

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@doctordavidsuggestions

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This isn’t funny. Delete this immediately.