I can fire a missile from my bicycle

~Trilly / she/her~ Header by katalean_ on Twitter

[henk-heijmans]

Two girls racing sheep on a farm in Cornwall, England (colorization), 1969 - by John Drysdale (1925 - 2016), English

[wormsermonizer]

babaa

[tabletimed]

"good thing black turtle didn't overreact. :|"

fanart of the wonderful fic "Wandering Star" by @peterpandemic

absolute peak dynamic of guy who is barely holding it together that's equivalent to the demon core and with an anchor who's main strategy is thinly veiled self sabotage. And also the guy who definitely isn't the normal one but the others are so so much weirder that it makes him look like John from accounting.

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[pyros-random-thoughts]

M O R E

[oh-great-autistic-gay]

I hope you enjoy

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[poketcg-art]

Wooloo – Mizue

[reichen--art]

Gold ribcage & flowers

[reichen--art]

Floralis mortem

[howl224tgeundying]

[toskarin]

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[batshit-auspol]

A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

[batshit-auspol]

Thankyou to everyone for the helpful replies and context - so turns out a cockatoo broke our rocket.

[ardentguilt]

Article link:

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/space/unlikely-suspect-caught-redhanded-over-failed-rocket-launch-in-bowen-qld/news-story/e489f5e9443d7209906d81e86a4498b0#

[batshit-auspol]

A ... spokesperson?

[batshit-auspol]

You'll all be pleased to know that this rocket finally launched today and it blew up immediately

[jordanbolton]

To The Painters of Pompeii - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[tearlessrain]

the difference between cats and dogs is that dogs' front paws are Extra Feet For Running Faster And More And Better, while cats' front paws are Hands For Committing Mischief And Investigating

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[littlelindentree]

They died! Babies and young children died in droves. That's what people did before: they buried children who died from things that we now have the knowledge and technology to prevent, if we choose. If we choose.

[nitewrighter]