penis parker

rita • art hoe • 20 • peter parker is a punk bitch

[theknightartorias]

bucky in “the art of civil war” (½)

[danimals-official]

analytical person with taste: this show is bad and boring

me, who had the lowest standards ever and is entertained by everything: idk man i liked it :^)

[robertpattisons]

[classicslesbianopinions]

i like to commit random acts of hubris. just pepper them throughout my life. someday a god is going to smite me and i’m ready for it

[effervescentbi]

the revengers: they’re trying

[221cbakerstreet]

peak physical comedy

[anterieur]

[brittany-murphy]

Simon: Did you know?

Emily: I knew you had a secret. But when you were little you were so carefree. But these last few years more and more it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn’t want to pry. Maybe I made a mistake.

Simon: No. No mom, you didn’t make a mistake.

Emily: Being gay is your thing. There are parts of it you have to go through alone. I hate that. As soon as you came out you said, “Mom, I’m still me.” I need you to hear this: You are still you, Simon. You are still the same son who I love to tease and who your father depends on for just about everything. And your the same brother who always compliments his sister on her food, even when it sucks. You get to exhale now, Simon. You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.

[peterspker]

June 1. 1996

Happy 23rd Birthday Tom Holland! 

[chewbacca]

Iron Man (2008)

[winterswake]

#PURE

[lochnessbian]

name a band more genuinely punk than lemonade mouth. i will WAIT!

[ryan-reynolds]

What is it in you that drives you more towards these powerful characters?

[londoncallingsigh]

“The Vice President of America wishes I didn’t have the love with my wife. He wanted to ban that in Indiana. He believes in conversion therapy. He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the governor of Indiana. And I think the thing we need to know - and I hope my show Gaycation did this - in terms of connecting the dots in terms of what happened the other day to Jussie…” - Ellen Page on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

[effervescentbi]

Captain Marvel + favorite 90′s references

[quantumarvel]

sam explaining to dr strange that he HAS to open the portal on steve’s left so he can make a joke:

dr strange:

[mockingbirdie]

I’m the Last Person in the world to see this video apparently but it’s Forking hilarious and so gd tru.

[vanessacarlysle]

My name is Carol. Captain Marvel (2019)