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As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

dreadwedge

mature content

cryptotheism

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

punkitt-is-here

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

ministarfruit

I love this text post so I drew it

aspirationalbrand

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

evilscientist3

The first ever YTP was made by Jesus and was of a speech by Pontius Pilate. They crucified him because his copy of Sony Vegas, which was strictly controlled by Rome at the time, was pirated

sweatermuppet

can't stop thinking about this

rhapsodyxvi

man what the fuck ever

yay-bunnies-world

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

carnivaldemiurge

Something like this?

yay-bunnies-world

thats right

gazeldhazel

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

realagent47

it’s impossible

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me

If graphic design is your passion then !!! GET OUT !!! 🚫🚫👎‼️🥶🥶🚫

beemovieerotica

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

reversalsun

TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO

beemovieerotica

VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

reversalsun

If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.

As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.

But let's take a look at the competition:

Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?

A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.

At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.

Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).

Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.

Tylenol is the people's princess.