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@petite-gin
“why do comedians always go after florida?”
Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕
This Is Love 😍😍
Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.
“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.
@mordredbi
Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)
When ur sister has more swag than u
The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls
Girl is swept into higher society
Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller
Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff
Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)
And has awkward dinner
Quirky best friend
Mean Girls
Douche bag guy
Love
Also, Garry Marshall directed both films
I played Dream Daddy a couple of months ago and my character was all gaga for Robert, because he’s into drinking and movies and Tom Waits and cryptids, just like the IRL me. (Also, Robert has a dog. I love dogs.)
Anyway, I got the good ending and you may or may not know what that entails, but…yeah. Fun game.
me seeing yet another blog that’s 1/3 gore 1/3 women in lingerie and 1/3 women in bdsm gear
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked
Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you
CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories
Tolkien: what do you mean
CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important
Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.
~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~
@urulokid
CS Lewis: Not more trees.
Tolkien: This one’s based on you.
casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.
CS Lewis: bitch
Tolkien: blocked
CS Lewis: wait unblock me i need to tell you something
Tolkien: unblocked
CS Lewis: bitch
don’t put a pic of one of the gayest friendships over a headline like that n expect me to believe you
Good job missing the point, fucko.
the hobbits fucked on screen for five fucking minutes
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im begging of you please dont take my man
Favorite Family: The Hoppers [3/6]
The Dregs as John Mulaney quotes
Kaz: WE WANT A GIFT! BUT ONLY IF IT’S MONEY!!!
Inej: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day I’ll die.
Nina: Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs.
Mathias: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.
Wylan: I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?’
Jesper: I never talked to my dad about that, but I figured I’d tell all of you.
Kuwei: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood.
viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams
This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.
this is also erasure of the time he brings a freshly caught deer back to camp, thrown across his shoulders like it’s nothing, and then sits down and sings to himself for a bit