*I’m standing next to you ominously*
oh haia akronus!
*ominous greeting*
*tilts my head* how are you?
*ominously ok*
thags good to hear, would you like anything
Lemon aid
you ever gonna live that down? *i stand up and walk over to the kitchen*
*ominously follows*
Probably not
well fuck, dangit *pours you a glass*
*ominously floating behind you, a couple metres off the ground*
what brings you here today?
I think I’m a heretic god to the local medieval kingdom now.
oh, neat!
…I might kill the royal family over that
I don't know them to be honest, i'm just "docked" here for the time being
Yeah, my castle isn’t even in this reality
who do they even follow?
[insert made up human religion here]
*I look incredibly done with human bullshit*
oh, no wonder I've had basically no new people on the island
Mm, human’s are weird, they’ll probably try to kill you soon.
maybe, i mean, they can try I suppose, but i'd rather no unnececary bloodshed
I can have one of mine eat the kings son to start a useless crusade against me as a distraction?
that clould help but it takes a day or two to undock without damaging the surrounding environment
Crusade’s normally last a while
fair enough i suppose
… anything happening with you?
hmmm, not really!
Cool…
*ominously stares off in to the distanceI*
you're being really ominous
I’m bored.
fair enough, what do you wanna do?
No idea really, I’ve been bored lately.
*still floating a couple feet from the ground*
thats fair enough
*I start floating in a circle around you*
whatchu doing?
Floating in a circle.
*I start to bob up and down*
hehe you're like that floating cat
*I stop, bobbing up and down directly in front of you*
I’m more eldritch than that
*conjours an image of this* thats you rn
*pouts*
*giggles*
*pats you*
:0 *purrrr*
Hm *smirking
*nuzzles into your hand*
*purrs softly and blushis a lil*
*gives you scritches*
*slowly stimming with my hands and tail filittting back adn forth happily*
*Staring down at you amused*
whatt
Oh nothing…
tell meeeee
*still purrring*
*I give you a hand mirror*
*blushie* i-
fine im being cutee, but dont stopp
*moves my had away*
*scootches so im touching my head to ur hand*
*moves my hand up*
hmphhhh *looking up at u*
…can’t you fly? Or did I imagine that?
i can, *flies up a lil*
*rotates my hand 180 degrees*
*flips upsidown*
*my hand disappears*
a- hmph
*I hide my other hand in my pocket*
*nuzzles ur thigh next to ur pocket*
*my hand moves to the to the other pocket*
*pouting*
*smiling down at you*
*nuzzling other pocket*
*my hand pops out of my pocket on its own and walks over to the the other side*
*mashes my head into it right in the middl*
*I recoil in pain*
ah sorry! *shrinking away*
*my hands return to normal*
You head butted me in the balls!
s-sorry *curling up in the air*
I-it’s fine, just unexpected
*very slowly uncurls myself and nuzzles your hand again*
*I am currently holding my crotch in residual pain, rolling around on the floor*
*leans down and does a lil healing magic*
*doesn’t stop, clearly being theatrical*
hmph
