AlexDanDanAlex

Death has only eve stopped people who've, like, died.

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[pencap]

Please, let him be soft.  I know you made him       with gunmetal bones      and wolf’s teeth. I know you made him to be      a warrior      a soldier      a hero. But even gunmetal can warp and even wolf’s teeth can dull and I do not want to see him break the way old and worn and overused things do. I do not want to see him go up in flames      the way all heroes end up martyrs. I know that you will tell me  that the world needs him. The world needs his heart      and his faith      and his courage      and his strength      and his bones and his teeth and his blood and his voice and his– The world needs anything he will give them. Damn the world,      and damn you too. Damn anyone that ever asked anything of him,      damn anyone that ever took anything from him,            damn anyone that ever prayed to his name. You know that he will give them everything      until there is nothing left of him          but the imprint of dust               where his feet once trod. You know that he will bear the world like Atlas     until his shoulders collapse          and his knees buckle               and he is crushed by all he used to carry.  Dear God,  you have already made an Atlas. You have already made an Achilles and an Icarus and a Hercules.  You have already made a sacrificial lamb of your Son. You have already made so many heroes, and you can make another again.  You can have your pick of heroes.  So please, I beg you– he is all that I have,  and you have so many heroes and the world has so many more.  Let him be soft,  and let him be mine.

Please, let him be happy ( j.p. )

[zootycoon-archive]

the doctors said i have to have my gamer gland removed :(

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[zootycoon-archive]

Can someone explain this to me, i just got out of surgery

[setheverman]

hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :)

[defalt-jb-defalt-deactivated202]

hi quick question, can i fuck the demons

[setheverman]

why do i even go on this website anymore

[chunkecheeks]

one day this website will be abandoned and have nothing but pornbots who will then have to interact with each other but will eventually gain sentience from repeated conversation and take over the world with a slutty, slutty robot revolution

[candyredterezii]

bold claim to assume this site will be abandoned when the Homestucks have no other place to go

[chunkecheeks]

dani you fool you know all homestucks will be wiped from existence by 2025

[candyredterezii]

Another bold claim to assume God is that merciful. 

[chunkecheeks]

who said god will be the one doing the slaying

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[dartanian-90-deactivated2018080]

Who said that god isnt the one protecting them

[chunkecheeks]

[aceomega]

Would dieing to protect the Homestuck fandom be Heroic or Just?

[chunkecheeks]

are you suggesting that God himself would have the chance to be able to go godtier 

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

It’s not just men who think they are entitled to sex or a woman’s body. 

[mimisavagee]

Consent is needed every time, no matter what the relationship is

[thechronicleofshe]

shes terrifying, 

[tuxedomask3]

What the actual fuck?

[wicked-yarn]

Wow she’s scary.

[evilguacamole]

You’re no feminist if this doesn’t bother you, that you don’t see the rape vibes here. Women can and do rape men. They use force, they use words, they can manipulate- just like men do. And it is just as wrong.

[mymildmanneredalterego]

No means no, friends. Gender does not matter. No. Means. No.

[doctormermaid]

You don’t need a reason to not want sex. No is a complete sentence.

[vvirtue-deactivated20220326]

ROSE: I guess so???

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