The Galactic Hitchhiker

23 year old human

[xostargirlox]

[anchovy]

Artist

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it all boils down to "penis steals women's purity" and there's literally no non-shitty way to believe that. being gay doesn't give you a get out of jail free card for being sexist

[sud-e-magia]

I hate artifact collectors so much it's insane. Genuinely I'd rather artifacts never get uncovered, or sit in a repository for 1000 years without ever being looked at, than ever to fall into the hands of a collector.

[teddy-bear-boi]

becoming an artifact collector the same way im a collector with all my Things, which is the way where other collectors hate me and say im not a real collector because i am Having Fun. doing whatever the artifact equivalent is to buying pristine, new in box toys and proceeding to rip the box open like i just got it for Christmas and cant wait to play with it, and then play with it. idk. collecting to collect not just to own. possessing to use not just to have. heating up my leftover McDonald's in the microwave on my ancient Mesopotamian earthenware or something. is this anything.

[doctormermaid]

Mind you, this is in reference to disrespecting historical artifacts and literal grave robbing. But anything to be 3edgy5me online, right?

[vintage-tigre]

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, 1997 - photographed by Mark Seliger for US Magazine.

[necromancelena]

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

[necromancelena]

Dungeon

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[molsno]

I finished inside mari. it was incredible

[molsno]

the manga. I finished reading the manga whose title is "inside mari"

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

worrying is like worshipping the problem

[otabekisautistic]

and brother i’m on my knees

[muppet-sex]

[countably-infinite-rats]

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

[valtsv]

there's this character dynamic that's not necessarily enemies to lovers, where one or both parties don't initially respect or trust the other person in much the same way that a feral animal sees anyone who tries to approach it first as a threat that's like cocaine to me

[valtsv]

it's this

[todaysbird]

just found out that users of r/stupiddovenests heavily praise doves when they do the bare minimum

[fairycosmos]

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Who is taylor swift. Has anyone heard of john carpenter's "the thing"

[deanwinchesterapologist]

High potential for funniest thing a person could say on this post. Thank you so much

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[gingerswagfreckles]

"Criticizing Israel isn't antisemitism" yeah but accusing Jews of making up hate crimes to derail the conversation around Gaza is. Claiming that the media is controlled by a secret group of all powerful Zionists is. Acting like the Holocaust is something Jews use to get out of trouble instead of an actual genocide that happened within living memory is. Telling us to go back to where we came from is.

"Criticizing Israel isn't antisemitism" yeah well a lot of you aren't being accused of antisemitism because you are criticizing Israel. You're being accused of antisemitism because you are being antisemitic and do nothing but evade and double down when it gets called out.

[tenmiceinacoat]

“oh you know him”

[vodka-bot]