someone: chris ev-
me:

ellievsbear
we're not kids anymore.
cherry valley forever

Product Placement

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Jules of Nature

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
NASA
Stranger Things
Cosmic Funnies

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Game of Thrones Daily
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.

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@pettysteadyeddie
someone: chris ev-
me:
I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again
Fuck
steve: it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience
bucky:
Oh, Christopher.
you know what i’ve decided that i’m not going to like boys anymore. i’ve had enough them and their dumb faces. their voices. their bodies. their hot hot bodies. boys are hot. i love boys
“Maybe my first audition ever was a school play, a play called Crazy Camp. And it was in sixth grade. And, well, I didn’t get the lead; I played the supporting lead, which was just as good. I ended up dating one of the more popular girls as a result, and then the second the play was over, she dumped me. And I learned then the power of getting a good role.”
what’s the point if chris evans isn’t my sugar daddy? :/
Chris Evans photographed by Mario Sorrenti for the October 2016 issue of W magazine
when you wanna show your muscles but you don’t want people calling you a show off so you gotta stop a helicopter to make it seem natural
fall out boy
is a platinum selling band
who helped define punk rock
and have songs exploring themes
very central
to the human condition
chris evans lumberjack aesthetic
You know you were thinking it.
crazy ex girlfriend + song influences (part one)
hey there delilah whats it like in new york city, im a thousand miles away but age of ultron is still shitty
i hope this hasn’t been done yet
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
the sexual tension between me and 2am
2am: go to bed
me: make me