that isn’t part of the ride.

Nikki (she/her). 27. Sometimes I like things and it gets out of hand.

[dianaby1d-archive-deactivated20]

someone: chris ev-

me:

[finallythebest]

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

[lisbon]

steve: it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience

bucky: 

[sheisraging]

Oh, Christopher.

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

you know what i’ve decided that i’m not going to like boys anymore. i’ve had enough them and their dumb faces. their voices. their bodies. their hot hot bodies. boys are hot. i love boys

[buckypupbarnes]

“Maybe my first audition ever was a school play, a play called Crazy Camp. And it was in sixth grade. And, well, I didn’t get the lead; I played the supporting lead, which was just as good. I ended up dating one of the more popular girls as a result, and then the second the play was over, she dumped me. And I learned then the power of getting a good role.”

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[dianaby1d-archive-deactivated20]

what’s the point if chris evans isn’t my sugar daddy? :/

[dailychrisrevans]

Chris Evans photographed by Mario Sorrenti for the October 2016 issue of W magazine

[theironman]

when you wanna show your muscles but you don’t want people calling you a show off so you gotta stop a helicopter to make it seem natural

[spectrealenko]

fall out boy

is a platinum selling band

who helped define punk rock

and have songs exploring themes

very central 

to the human condition

[beardedchrisevans]

chris evans lumberjack aesthetic 

You know you were thinking it.

[trashybooksforladies]

crazy ex girlfriend + song influences (part one)

[infinittywar]

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city, im a thousand miles away but age of ultron is still shitty

[ghaara]

i hope this hasn’t been done yet

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[pettysteadyeddie]

the sexual tension between me and 2am

2am: go to bed

me: make me