Raised in Dade

[pettyweightchampion]

When y'all fake booty'd hoes get old, them CNA's gonna catch hell tryna properly clean all that ass at them nursing homes. Y'all gon be laying up there thick n stank 🍑💩😭😭

[kaijuno]

[space-pics]

Comet Makes a Pit Stop Near Jupiter’s Asteroids by NASA Goddard Photo and Video

[pettyweightchampion]

As soon as Amazon starts selling pussy, it's over for you Onlyfans hoes 😏

[pettyweightchampion]

See, The Trick To Most Fragrances Is, You Have To Take A Bath 🧼🛁 First 😂

[pettyweightchampion]

2020 has been so petty that a full moon fell on the 4th of July, JUST so the night sky is bright enough to lessen the effects of the fireworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[pettyweightchampion]

Is it true that in order to keep a light skin nigga you gotta eat him out? 🤔

[pettyweightchampion]

I kinda like this standing 6ft apart shit. Can we do it forever? I haven't had a bih step on the byke of my heels while standing in a checkout line in about 7 weeks. This is great!

[pettyweightchampion]

I don't care how much of a rush I'm in, I'm not driving off until my Bluetooth connects 😅

[pettyweightchampion]

When u ain't spoke to ur nigga all weekend, so you l👀k on his Instagram and see he had a baby shower 👼🏾 🍼 🤱🏽 🚼 😂

[pettyweightchampion]

Corn Teen Life Hack!!

Scratch off the expiration date to make your food last forever.

[pettyweightchampion]

I hate bitches who get drunk and start crying 😒 girl what the fuck just happened within the past 4 Tito's and lime juices 🥺😭

[pettyweightchampion]

Well.. Would ya l👀k at that.. It's already time to get drunk again. Friday came so quickly 😅

[pettyweightchampion]

Quarantine Weedhead Slogan..

"WHEN IN DOUBT, ROLL DAT LOUDT"

[pettyweightchampion]

Every time I see Trump talking into a microphone, all I hear is "liberty biberty"

[pettyweightchampion]

JUUUUST WITNESSED A LADY WITH A FAKE LOUIS VUITTON MASK 😷 AND I'M MAD THAT MIAMI REALLY GOT PEOPLE TRYNA STUNT UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATH 😔 SHIT SAD 😢

[pettyweightchampion]

My worst nightmare is getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say, "fuck it, take that nigga to the edge😭