pezzenheimer

a silly thing who does silly things

[pezzenheimer]

hey look it's the girl from fortnite cosplaying the guy from fortnite

[pezzenheimer]

replacing my doorbell with a mousetrap

[akanemnon]

[pezzenheimer]

why

[m1rafaye]

Have some Suselle as a treat :]

[pezzenheimer]

why is showering when you have someone over so awkward lol, like hey I'm going to go stand naked in my personal rain box for like half an hour okay? i am perfectly sane and normal

[orangeartworks]

digitaltober day 9: slide

[pezzenheimer]

people on the Internet are way too honest I miss when they'd just straight up lie

[pezzenheimer]

me, watching an engineering video:

YouTuber: It seemed like everything was going great!

Me: ...until?

YouTuber: Anyways—

Me: what the hell

[pezzenheimer]

I had a dream that there was a beverage called drink, which was like a dirt tea that came in black plastic bags and huge jugs

[pezzenheimer]

Realistically, a vampire would do quite well in today's world.

Can't go into sunlight? Cool, a lot of people don't, you won't be suspicious.

Need a quick source of blood? Delivery drivers, quick and easy.

Can't stand religious symbolism? Alright, reroute your drive to work to avoid that church on the corner of the block.

The only part that'd actually be a problem is the garlic thing, because I'll be damned if we as a society stop using garlic in literally everything.

[hijinxmayhem]

proud parent

[coolcheese51]

distraction

[sunsestart]

Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!

[jsheios]

sillies

[jsheios]

they have to clean them up

[jsheios]

sillies

[vokoy]

the clown