do i remember?

afflicted by the mcyt brainrot curse

[risingsunresistance]

you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny

[rizuberry]

so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER

[banchie]

Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke

[aniisol]

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

[millastaria]

today's mini fella is etho struggling to make a cookie in Hungry Hermits! 🍪🔥

[softwarepony]

The End ?

[sehsamorfsgworgefil]

scar headcanon i can't put into a fic but is still Important To Me:

After getting taken out of secret life by Grian/ after Grian practically tells him the wildcard for the random spawning session, Scar knows that Grian's a watcher.

Scar returns to the sunflower field because it's safe, and it's home. Grian made the sunflower field for him so that he couldn't Stop Existing- he's still bound to protect him, and has been ever since 3rd life.

Which means that Scar doesn't feel afraid, or alone, stuck in secret life. Because he knows Grian's Watching him. And he makes little offerings to Grian and grows sunflowers for him and tells him how his day's been. And Grian can't really respond, per se, but the sun shines brighter some days and the wind whistles through the trees in a way that almost sounds like words...

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[owllooker]

Gemini Slay!!

She was amazing in Secret Life, hope she comes back again <3 I really liked her narrative of being a leader

[alekktric]

Skyblings save me

[sqwdkllr]

anyone who fav character is deeply hated in a fandom is god's strongest soldier. amen.

[sqwdkllr]

YES AND HE IS STILL DEEPLY HATED BY MANY I’m so sorry you had to find out this way 🧎

[made-nondescript]

once again thinking about aroace scar who just loves the Concept of romance, the Aesthetic, but the minute he's In it for serious, up close and personal, he wants Out. learned the hard way you can't just romance people and not mean it :/ nobody is more excited about grian being aro than scar. he gets him flowers every friday. people think theyre married. grian will never try to kiss him. scar loves it.

[made-nondescript]

DUUUUDE I SEE YOUR VISION SM YOU GET IT

[drslugmo]

At long last.... I've collected them all...

[imnotasweetie]

philza just confirmed that he's having 3 animatics being made (first one being produced right now) about the lore of his character that he's been playing in all the servers he's been EXCEPT in OSMP since that's a separate one -so, SMPEarth, DSMP and QSMP for sure.

they are going to be called, fittingly, The Beginning, The Middle and The End

and he confirmed "the immortal thing" would be explained, and also the wings

fellas i might be freaking the fuck out.

[imnotasweetie]

@cleverpaws well damn king would the first out of three suffice?

[xio2mara]

i loved you until my lungs were filled with ash.

[icebear4president]

What a freaking weirdo man with his goldfish empty head expression

There’s not a thought between those eyes. Nor a brain cell

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

etho: thats some black coffee. you dont take it with milk?

iskall: no, i like it, i like it... (sounds of fumbling for a word in your second language)

iskall (dropping his voice an octave and half-growling): i like it raw

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

✂️ i like it R A W

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