[frankendykes-monster]

This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.

[tarisbackyard]

I wanna introduce folks to one of my favourite Muppets, who is exclusive to the German version Sesame Street: Fienchen!

She is very small, soft spoken, and shy. And very very cute.

[transmutationisms]

The Getter is going to Get You type film

[transmutationisms]

The Grabber

[digihowl]

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

[afloweroutofstone]

Had my best run yet in Project Zomboid (easy mode): I lasted for about 2.5 months. I killed about 2,400 zombies and built a luxurious fortress for myself before dying to a stupid construction accident while trying to build a lookout tower. I'm very tempted to continue the game with a new character to save at least some of my progress, but I also want to honor the realism of dying to my own foolishness during an apocalypse.

Here's the base I leave behind, including: hundreds of pounds of food, dozens of guns, thousands of rounds of ammo, a generator, two cars, 200 gallons of gasoline, a small hospital's worth of medical supplies, three rescued sheep, a garden, several full bookshelves, and a mountain of drugs and alcohol.

Adjusting for the standards of 1993 Kentucky, I think my player character had a higher material standard of living than I do. But I guess that's not too hard when you can walk into any building and take whatever you want

[afloweroutofstone]

Very excited for the big update tomorrow

[lestatslestits]

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

[tabloidsores]

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

[tabloidsores]

Fucking. Found it

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[sandmandaddy69]

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[skopostheorie]

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[swagdinner]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[bunpoizonz]

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

[bunpoizonz]

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

[bunpoizonz]

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience