NEW YEAR I THINK OF HIM NO LONGER

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[thegoodtimeszine]

Introducing our contributors: @crowsinatrenchcoat0 & @sadagios !

Check out TheGoodTimesZine coming out August 19th!

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[breathaaaaa]

Happy birthday to Grian!

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

[important-animal-images]

[niceferatu]

this happened to my friends Jonathan and Thomas actually

[emkini]

the orufrey centaur saga continues, feat. qiflings and also Euini

(Note that referenced horse breeds are more about vibes than rigid categorization lol)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

[apolloendymion]

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

[apolloendymion]

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft consonant sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

[taifern]

olly and qif

[ashynfoxes]

Um. Sorry

[ashynfoxes]

Pidgeon lord. Been thinking about early Gill

[fishbloc]

the dynamic duo!

[lutalical]

[galaxy-lilies]

Assistant to the permit manager at your service

[necroticposthuman]

[bruzum]

[hometoursandotherstuff]