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Any sugar phannies out there? I'm cute, funny, multilingual, poor, and I save lives.

#dan and phil #danandphil #daniel howell #dnp #dip and pip #dan and phil hard launch #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dan howell #sugar phannies #sugar mommy #sugar daddy #sugar baby #please I'm poor and I want nice things

Don't ask me how I know but you can get a very accurate body temp from the underboob.

#first aid #fever #always disinfect it

Victoire stay winning!!!!!!!

#pwhl #pwhl playoffs #pwhl posting #women's hockey #walter cup 2026 #walter cup playoffs #walter cup finals #pwhl finals #montreal victoire #victoire #Marie-Philip Poulin

phagonphlesbian

Nothing keeps Laura Stacey down!

phagonphlesbian

Imagine playing hockey at the highest level and you get to play WITH YOUR WIFE

#disrespectfully but PWHL is way better than NHL #they play amazing AND they're in love with each other #pwhl #pwhl playoffs #Victoire #Montreal Victoire #walter cup playoffs #walter cup 2026 #women's hockey #I love women #laura stacey #marie philip poulin

Desperately need men to keep their freaky ass thoughts to themselves when I work with them so I don't dread things I normally love

I need everyone to go support Canadian TV and watch SkyMed right now so I can have people to talk about it with

#there's gays bisexuals and lesbians #no lesbian till season 2 #gays right away!#it also features cree language #season 1 truly nailed the rural Canadian life #I've never felt so seen in a TV show #one guy is so aggressively Toronto #Canada #Canadian TV #medical drama

For the low low price of $500 KWD you could change this poor Canadians life

#any rich Kuwaiti philanthropists in the chat?

a-gentle-yoink

yes, please...

phagonphlesbian

what's the new merch gonna be?

phong

phildo

Voting ended onMay 1

phagonphlesbian

Bad news guys, it's photo cards.

#dan and phil #danandphil

ghostofagirlgonemad

dan is "move, i'm gay" while phil is "i'm gay, i'm can't be bothered to move" and i think that's beautiful

what's the new merch gonna be?

phong

phildo

Voting ended onMay 1

#dan and phil #danandphil #daniel howell #dnp #dip and pip #dan and phil hard launch #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dan howell #phan #phandom

koloocheh

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

Any mutuals who want to join a discord server to play games and yap about DnP (and other things, and maybe do watch parties of phontent DM me and I will send you the link.

#dan and phil #danandphil #daniel howell #dnp #dip and pip #dan and phil hard launch #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dan howell

vmetvmet

Hard launch podcast is all fun and games but if I had a partner who said things like 'I don't deal in instructions' and just raw dogged everything without reading the labels I think I would genuinely go insane and commit mass murder

phagonphlesbian

This is how I live. I don't even set timers when I'm cooking.

#hard launch #hard launch podcast #dan and phil

395nm

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

#I'm cold wet bright loud #except I exude loud I don't like other people loud #I like the world quiet and me loud

phagonphlesbian

Mary Berry has grandkids in their late teens-early twenties so there is a non-zero chance that she knows about "she really kicked her pussy up the wall"

#mary berry #dan and phil #danandphil #daniel howell #dip and pip #dnp #dan and phil hard launch #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dan howell #phan #pham #phandom #peppa pig

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