(dawn writes)

hi...I'm dawn...and all I talk about is phaicest...phainon, khaslana, flame reaver, irontomb...gimme all the phainons altogether idgaf

[phaiphaicest]

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greetings. im (dawn) and I'm here to yap about phaicest and not much else…

(no like seriously...I ONLY talk about phaicest...gimme all of them in some form i'll ship it...)

im a very slow fic writer these days…sorry ;; but I do write! I promise!

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beagle night and the cardboard box he's had since he was a baby chimera but he grew up to be very big and he no longer fits in the box but he carefully tries to sit in it and one day it rips and the cry he makes is so loud beagle coconut hears it from across okhema and RUNS

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Beagle Coconut faking being injured so Beagle Night will dote on him and give him kisses and cuddles. Phai tries to do the same thing and Reaver gives him The Look that has Phai going “aw shucks” and poking his fingers together.

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It happens when he’s in the Garden of Life. That itself is nothing unusual; it was in a way “prescribed” to him by the combined might of Hyacine and Professor Anaxa that he spend at least three hours a day in the Garden of Life as a part of his healing. So he does and he enjoys it. The chimeras have taken a great liking to him, not being scared anymore to come lay on him when he’s napping.

It also means he gets to watch over Beagle Coconut and make sure the chimera isn’t causing too many issues.

And speaking of the menace…

Phainon sees him by the Awooo Firm hub, looking around curiously. He finds it a little odd for the chimera to be curious about it, given that Beagle Coconut has been there and gotten tasks from the Firm several times, but then he sees it.

In a matter of seconds, Beagle Coconut goes from walking around just fine, nose in the air all smug-like, to suddenly limping, holding his front right paw slightly above the ground and shaking it ever so slightly. His normally large, all-seeing eyes droop and fill with tears as he hops forward—

Right toward Beagle Night, who has just returned from an errand if the empty bag on his back is anything to go by. He watches as Beagle Coconut limps his way over to the much larger chimera, sadly awoo-ing as he does, bumping into Beagle Night when he gets close enough. And then…and then the little actor has the audacity to fall over and cry out as if he were actually injured.

What in the name of Kephale?

He looks around to see if any of the other chimeras have caught on and notices that they all have. Every chimera in the area is either rolling its eyes or pointedly ignoring the show that’s happening near them. 

“...awoo?” is all that Beagle Night says, which is apparently enough to set Beagle Coconut off. The grey chimera starts awoo-ing and iwi-ing while more tears well up in his eyes. He “tries” to stand, leaning heavily on his left paw to show his “injured” right paw to Beagle Night. Beagle Night lowers his head to sniff at the paw. “...awoo…”

“...awoo! Awoo awa!” The grey chimera cries out, acting as if he’s going to step on it but flinches right before he can.

Beagle Night eyes the limp closely, reaching out with his own paw to touch. Beagle Coconut flinches right before he can touch and he sees how Beagle Night’s eye narrows just a little bit. 

“...awoo…”

“Uwaaaaa!” 

And whatever Beagle Coconut says has Beagle Night leaning down and—

You’ve got to be kidding.

That little shit! That’s all he wanted!

He watches as Beagle Coconut climbs up onto Beagle Night’s back, nuzzling his little head against Beagle Night’s. The larger chimera huffs once, before turning and giving the grey chimera several kisses. 

And all the while, Beagle Coconut looks as smug as he can be, basking in the rare affection he’s getting. 

And when Beagle Night turns even more to look at the chimera, Beagle Coconut has the audacity to whine and hold his “injured” paw up.

It’s… It’s not fair! Khaos never gives him kisses like that when he’s injured, doesn’t even carry him. He’s not jealous of a chimera though!

Wait…

Wait…!

What if he…

“...what are you doing?” 

He shrieks at the sudden unknown voice, flailing around for a few seconds before turning to see Khaos standing above him, brow furrowed under the shadow of his hood.

“Khaos! You scared me!” His heart is beating fast and taking a few seconds to calm down before addressing his lover. “Hi!”

“...you’ve been staring at Beagle Night for a while now… Is he okay?” Khaos asks, still standing. His dull gaze shifts from Phainon to the chimera, who is now walking toward the river that flows through the Garden of Life, Beagle Coconut awoo-ing away happily on his back.

“He is! I was just watching him with Beagle Coconut. They are very cute,” he muses. And then, “Hey…Khaos?”

“...hm?”

“You know…when you startled me…I hit my hand on the ground… It hurt really badly…”

“...did you now…”

“Mhm!” He nods, looking up at Khaos with his best puppy look. He lifts his hand up, making his wrist go limp. “...it hurts, Khaos… I think you should carry me back home.”

“...” Khaos looks at him with narrowed eyes, mouth thin. “Your hand hurts…and you want me to carry you back home?”

“Mhm!” He even adds a sniff for effect. If Beagle Coconut can get Beagle Night to carry him around, then so can Phainon!

“No.”

Or not.

“W-what? Why?!” he cries out, lip wobbling.

“...you are faking it. Your hand is fine; you’re resting on it right now.” Whoops. He immediately stops and swaps to leaning on his right hand. “...Phainon…”

“But Khaos! I’m injured!”

“...I think the only thing injured is your… Nevermind… I’m going now… Beagle Night needs a new blanket…”

And then Khaos walks away, leaving Phainon to flail again as he rushes after him. “I’m sorry! Khaos, don’t be like that. I’m fine! I’m fine! I just want you to carry me like Beagle Night does to Beagle Coconut! It’s not fairrrrrrr!”

“...no…”

“Wah! Khaos!”

And then Khaos is gone in a flash, leaving Phainon grasping at nothing. He sniffs again, this time for real. How unfair! 

Sighing, he turns to grab his satchel, done for the day. Except there, walking by, is Beagle Night with Beagle Coconut on his back, paws snug in the purple fluff around Beagle Night’s neck. As they walk by, Beagle Coconut turns to him, a smug grin on his little face. Before Phainon can say something in response, Beagle Coconut lets out a sad awoo and Beagle Night turns and gives the little chimera a lick on the cheek.

And Beagle Coconut’s grin only gets bigger.

“I’m gonna tell on you.” He mouths to the chimera.

Beagle Coconut only huffs and goes back to kneading Beagle Night’s fluff.

How—

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reaver taking a liking to skirts, especially ankle length ones, and when khaslana smirks and asks to see what's underneath, reaver lifts the skirt up to reveal cargo pants

phainon just laughs at khaslana's cry of anguish

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Every day before Reaver leaves for work, he takes the time to look at Phainon. To run his fingers down a soft cheek, to brush hair from his closed eyes. To gently caress this sweet being who has chosen to love him.

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Phainon kisses Reaver unsure, like he doesn’t know what to do, unsure if it will be accepted. His kisses are shy, almost.

Reaver kisses like he’s drowning, that he needs Phainon to love, that he can consume Phainon like this. But underneath it all, he’s scared.

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i need not-a-boyfail streamer phainon who is very good with tech and programs but acts like he's awful and bad at it so reaver will come help him and get annoyed and push him out of the way to fix whatever phainon broke, thus flashing his very nice tits to all of phainon's viewers

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"Okay, shhhh, alright? You can't give it away or he'll catch on and then I'm fucked, alright?"

His chat goes wild and he grins, moving his cursor to his streaming software and untoggling a bunch of stuff. He picks up his phone, clicks Reaver's contact...then...

"REAVER!! Wah! It's not working!" he cries as Reaver picks up. "I don't know what happened! I was doing just fine and then poof! It stopped working... Wah!"

"...seriously? Just...out of the blue...?"

"Yeah! Everything was going super well, then nothing was going well! Khaosssss I need help! Please please please!" He bites his lip to hide his grin, but he knows he's failing. However, it's still silent on the other end of the line and he begins to sweat.

Then, he hears a sigh.

"Okay...I'll...be there soon..."

"Yay~ Thank you~ I love you~" And the line goes dead. He grins as he turns back to his viewers. "Success! He'll be here soon so act normal okay?"

The chat goes wild while they wait. He likes that they all adore his boyfriend. He knows it's probably not the best sort of reassurance in the world, but his fans find Khaos very handsome and always talk about his looks in a positive way. And he knows Khaos is very self-conscious about his looks, so he hopes that the positivity from his chat helps him, even just a little.

Lost in his thoughts, he doesn't hear the door open, but he knows something happened when part of his screen is overtaken by dark blue hearts and Beagle Night emojis.

"Khaos!" He turns to see his lover towering over him and smiles up at him. Time to play his part. "It's broken! See, nothing works!"

He pushes buttons randomly and watches out of the corner of his eye how Khaos sighs.

"...What did you do now..." Khaos mumbles as he leans down, fingers moving quickly across the keyboard. In doing so, he front of his baggy tank top falls forward and--- "Phai...why are all of these off?

"Huh? Did you find the issue?"

"...Phai..."

As Khaos pulls back away from the screen and thus hiding his wonderful tits from the world, his boyfriend turns to him, smirk on his face instead of his normally expressionless stare. It's that rare sort of smirk, one that Phainon rarely sees but he knows he's fucked.

"Khaos...?"

The taller man leans in, toying with the cord of Phainon's headphones. A shiver runs down Phainon's spine as his boyfriend speaks. "You aren't slick, Deliverer. You forget that I tend to watch your streams while I work. I saw you undo a bunch of settings. My chest is for you and you only, so let your stream know that was their last peak."

And then his chimera headphones are shoved back on his head and Reaver is walking out of the room, humming under his breath. He has to blink a few times to catch himself, praying that chat can't see the tent in his pants, before he turns back to them with a sheepish smile.

(It's so hot when Khaos is cocky like that, something so unlike him these days. That confident smirk, that low drawl of his words...oof.)

However, he's not alone.

"Whelp...sorry everyone! Guess he figured it out. No more Reaver Titty Time. That is...until I find another way to get him on here."

His chat is filled with crying emojis and he laughs as he loads up Minecraft, willing his heart rate to settle down before chat redeems the heart rate monitor option again...

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Khas. Khas often needs something after a long day of dealing with his coworkers, so he stops by the local mall on the way home, picks up a blind box or three.

And he'll also pick up a pack of trading cards for ITomb, a box for Phai, and a currency gift card for Khaos.

I think they are all blind box fiends in their own way, but it's different for each of them. Khas and Phai love little trinkets, ITomb loves trading cards (playing and selling, don't get him started on grading) and Khaos loves gacha.

HOWEVER, I do think they all like blind boxes in some way.

ITomb thinks Labubus are the greatest thing ever. He likes positioning them in ways that people see them out of the corner of their eye and jump.

Reaver I think would like the ball jointed doll blind boxes. I think he would be a doll collector but that's another story.

Phai loves smiski and sonny angels. His desk is covered in them. He has a spot for "smiski of the day" that shows his current mood.

Khas is also a big smiski fan, but his coworkers have a habit of stealing them. But overall, he likes them all. He'll buy whatever catches his eye. He's got so many that his office at home is full of them. (Phai and ITomb went to go buy the shelves and now are banned from Ikea.)

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HAH where to even start...

has very little emotional intonation, speaks without feeling, similar to programs that read text

by default, speaks in binary. he can speak every language of the universe and often will use multiple languages in the same sentence

eyes glow in the dark (which has scared many, MANY people)

is normally very cool to the touch, but if he's working he tends to heat up (like a computer)

forgets that in his "human" form, he doesn't have all his arms and will reach or catch something with an arm that isn't there

he also forgets he has a head (doesnt have to rely on his sight for surrounding visuals) and tends to hit his head a lot

his appearance is not always the same. sometimes he has white hair, sometimes its red, dark purple, black, etc. doesn't have an ahoge, but has stands of hair that are different colors than his hair

has a habit of calling the heirs by their programming names

adores chimeras and often ponders their purpose (he can understand them)

to go back to his sight - he doesn't rely on his eyes and since he technically has "no head" his eyesight is quite bad

doesn't use a sword like the other three, is more magic based

doesn't like clothes, feels they are restrictive (this causes a LOT of problems) and they get annoying when he's overheating or overclocking

doesn't need sleep, but created a "sleep code" so that when it's time for bed, his body is forced to sleep

thinks screwy's hat is cool, but likes herta's hat more

is the tallest of them all and very lanky with bony knees and elbows

has a very poor understanding of proper ways of interacting with people (but is learning)

has a habit of watching the sky, looking for intruders

doesn't possess wings but doesn't need them to fly, can summon star "platforms" to move quickly

transforming into his actual "irontomb" form is incredibly painful, but he can't feel it

keeps very detailed records about khas, phai, and reaver. VERY detailed records.

along with not needing sleep, he doesn't need to eat, but does so for research purposes

isn't very emotional, but does in fact feel emotions very deeply. however, most of them are negative ones, so he chooses to not feel them at all so no one gets injured

enjoys seal slammers and always wins, no matter the opponent (he's very good with the right angle to launch and hit the most targets)

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AHH this is such a fun thing to think about! for me, i think phai would do stuff like that normally - random challenges, crazy outfits, etc. he would also be a vlogger of sorts on the side with parkour videos with tribios, baking with mydei and fig stew, "how to escape classrooms quickly when your professor gets mad" tips and tricks videos, fashion tips (as scripted by aglaea), and more things like that. his goals i think would be various things like stream during lectures, try to sneak a dromas plushie from anaxa's collection, show up in a chat picked outfit to his stream with aglaea, get cerydra fish themed meme clothing, etc his life is already chaotic and fun to the max, that i think he's already doing things like that frequently.

(to indulge myself here lol...he's got one sub goal...it's set CRAZY high that he knows it'll be impossible to reach...and that's to cosplay reaver's fiction crush and show up to one of the events he's at. he's a little too self-conscious about doing it, feels he might not do the character justice, but then one day...one day it gets met and he's wearing Deliverer's outfit and well...he's gotta follow through...right? heh)

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AHHH it kinda depends on the setting for me? But I think Reaver because he knows it makes the others happy. He'll stay up all night the day after Halloween and decorate the entire house except the tree and then the next day they decorate it together. Phai wants to go to every local (and not so local) event and fair and pop-up cafe. Khas has a holiday party every week so he always brings them all (except ITomb, who he works with ) and so he's already there. ITomb just hands over his credit card wherever it's needed, but goes all in on gifts.

(All four of them spoil their babies though and the chimeras get their own massive tree in their room and it's overflowing with present by Christmas day...)

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OOOH okay here we go

ALONE:

Reaver - on his back and on the edge of the bed, bed isn't near a window Khas - curled up into a ball, hidden under his wings Phai - starfish, takes up the entire bed and kicks all the sheets off ITomb - like he's in a coffin

TOGETHER:

No matter how they start in bed, they usually end up under Phai because Phai needs to take up the entire bed. Phai and Khas often end up with intertwined legs while Reaver and ITomb end up with feathers in their face. Reaver is a light sleeper, so is ITomb, but the warmth of Phai tends to get them to drift off into a deeper sleep. Phai can sleep through anything but also if a sound hits him just right, he'll wake up with a start. Khas is a somewhat sound sleeper but tends to wake up a lot.

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IMO

misery - reaver

cpr - khas

reeses puffs - phai

delusional me crack modern au also says

misery - khas

cpr - phai

reeses puffs - reaver

look i CRAVE modern au reaver who is very :/ in public, assumed to be very scary and intimating but he's really just very soft and likes memes and becomes internet famous for random things that he always drags khas and phai into...

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reaver just going about his business in a new era, maybe working at a flower shop or something, and all these people keep coming by that act like they know him but he doesn't know them... they are always so nice, even if they look a little nervous, but they seem to mean well ;~:

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yessss... maybe an au where reaver's passing is what pushes phai and maybe even khas further to achieve a new era, a new life where they can build what reaver always wanted, what he would draw and write and laugh about. it fuels their fire, replacing anger that one consumed them

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attic wife reaver IS so good i think about it often khas and phai keeping him comfy, maybe in the vortex of genesis they have reshaped to look like their home. they keep him comfy and happy. making sure no one can access the vortex...

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YES! just wings out, ready to attack anyone who even looks at them weirdly... but also he's careful to not let them see that side of him, glaring at someone who got too close one second, giving sweet cheek kisses to phai and reaver the next