Nono, this is all tickety-boo *sweats nervously*

[goosetooths]

amaretto au - pt 1 !!!

if you want more content from this au, head over to ao3 and read the first chapter of the fic that goes with it! more soon, ciao!

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[tastefullyoffensive]

[new-endings]

in which crowley asks god for aziraphale’s hand in marriage

(or well, not so much asks, but informs Her that it’s happening with or without her blessing)

Crowley sighed, trying to keep still; after years of trying to gain tolerance, it was still hard to stand on consecrated grounds. “Look, I want him. I know he’s your best angel and the only one worth even a fraction of your divinity with the rest of your lot being absolute tossers—” he sighed, shuddering a breath as his feet burned.

He looked up at the stained glass, spilling color beautifully onto the floor before him. “But I love him. And he loves me, believe it or not. And honestly, I still can’t believe it myself. Lucky bastard I am, right?”

But even its light refused to reach him.

“And I know it doesn’t mean anything if I asked—but to be clear, I’m not. ‘cause I’m marrying him anyways. That’s right. A demon and an angel, in un-holy-holy matrimony. Because he chose me damn you, and I love him for who he is while you only loved him for obeying and I—“

No. His cries and pleas were wasted here. Millennia of nothing but silence has taught him this.

But for Aziraphale—he’d do anything. “All I ask is…that you don’t make him suffer for his choice. Because I’m a demon. And I’m selfish enough to want to be his choice…even if it’s not the right one.”

Don’t make him fall—don’t cast him out because of me. Don’t hurt him because of me.

“So—just. Just stay out of it all right? Just. Keep quiet and don’t answer—don’t say anything.” He swallowed back lifetimes of bitterness. “You’re good at that.”

He was greeted with silence, just as he expected. The light filtering through dimmed and the colors washed away. Crowley felt his heart sink.

“We’re not getting married in a church, that’s for bloody certain,” he muttered as he turned away. “So. Yeah. Just letting you know.”

He exited the church, heart heavy for reasons he didn’t want to give thought, to give voice to.

As he stepped out onto the gray London day, a crash of lightning bellowed through the skies and for one, horrible moment, Crowley thought God Herself was storming down from the heavens to smite him where he stood.

Instead, a downpour fell, and Crowley watched wordlessly as passerby pedestrians scrambled for shelter at the torrential rain that followed. He himself was getting soaked to the bone but he did little more than stand still, feet still burning, though the pain was lessened somehow.

Well, he was, until he felt a familiar presence beside him.

“You’re getting soaked, dear.” Crowley looked up and found a familiar canopy of white feathers hanging over him. He chuckled and stepped closer.

Aziraphale looked at him, a quiet expression on his lovely face. Crowley expected him to ask a question, but this one wasn’t the one he’d expected: “Hm…doesn’t this seem familiar?” He gave a laugh when he was met with confusion. “Like when we first met.”

Crowley’s eyes widened, something in his heart swelling with something like gratitude, something like hope as he cast his eyes to the sky. “Yeah,” he managed to get out as Aziraphale laced their fingers together, a smooth metal band on his marriage hand warm against Crowley’s skin. “My thoughts exactly.”

[phalaenopsis13]

My heart just swelled three sizes 💗 well written and such a wonderful idea 😍

[phalaenopsis13]

I‘ve got a severe case of the mondays... 😑

[sexedplus]

[sexedplus]

This week is Bisexual Awareness Week, so here is a comic about what being bisexual might mean to bisexuals! Also, some other identities!

[prismatic-bell]

QUEER

THEY ADDED QUEER

I WANT TO CRY WITH FUCKING JOY

[deathcomes4u]

This is a really good explanation of the current state of these labels.

[rainbow-oppossum]

This is so good. I freaked out a bit at the first definition of bi because it seemed to mean that bi is exclusive, but I’m so glad they included different definitions

[phalaenopsis13]

I just stumbled upon this gif by @wheeloffortune-design and it made me so happy I finally managed to get up and do stuff ✨

[phalaenopsis13]

After TMA kept popping up on my dashboard, I started listening to it a few days ago. It’s. SO. GOOD.

Now I am constantly torn between wanting to listen to more of it per day and the overall unsettling feeling that keeps nagging me when I‘m alone 😂☠️👻

[goosetooths]

(and if i only could, i’d make a deal with god, and i’d get him to swap our places.)

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[phalaenopsis13]

Stumbling home after a long day at work, I really wasn‘t prepared for this 😭 but I think it‘s beautiful ♥️

[femmeboggart]

Crowley and Aziraphale on Lesbos

[phalaenopsis13]

<3

[ami-v-dragnire]

Celebrating 30 Years of Good Omens!!!

Tip jar (ko-fi)!

[phalaenopsis13]

This is lovely <3

[phalaenopsis13]

One chapter full of smut coming right up. Has it worked? Am I doomed yet?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[dorodots]

Warlock, jokingly: I should have Nanny kill you for that

Nanny Ashtoreth, peering around the corner: Who do I need to kill, love?

Warlock: Wh- no, I was just kidding around

Nanny Ashtoreth, pulling out a swordblade out of her umbrella handle: No, who’s bothering you?

[phalaenopsis13]

I like to imagine that after reconnecting with Warlock post-Armageddon‘t, Aziraphale and Crowley have made a habit out of crashing various of the Dowling‘s parties and events and confuse the heck out of everyone, much to Warlock’s delight.

After whitenessing how miserable their godson gets when having to associate with certain people, they also develop a strategy to spare him from all kinds of assholes. It‘s very simple: they channel their joined forces to aggressively put off everyone that spits intolerant nonsense.

Someone is dropping queer-phobic bullshit while sipping champagne, behaving all high and mighty?

Watch Aziraphale gush loudly and happily at the person about how his partner has just bought the loveliest dress („They are standing right over there in the black suit, you see, they are so handsome, I think I’m going to faint when I see them in lace-”) and pestering them with tmi, until the person starts to cringe and back away - and for the possibility of them still not leaving, Crowley has smuggled some laxatives into the champagne for good measure, of course.

And Warlock just stands by and tries not to snort too obviously.

[vivi-theakuneko]

WATCH ME EAT CAKE

What is this about? Watch this masterpiece

I couldn’t help myself. SO have it. LOL

Thank you so much @neil-gaiman (and all those who worked on this). I have listened to it at least 10 times since it came out. I love you all!

[phalaenopsis13]

„Missed the bed by an inch but do go on.“ 🤣♥️

[phalaenopsis13]

My workplace has these really big floor-to-ceiling windows. When it rains heavily and you can’t see much beyond the rain and waterdrops are splashing against the glass and run down - I often get the surreal feeling of sitting in a box inside an ocean, water sorrounding the room from all sides. Like an inverted aquarium, perhaps? I almost expect some fish swimming by and it‘s somehow really soothing.

[maezanilla]

thorin in my character elion's crown, because someone asked for it 🧡

[phalaenopsis13]

Beautiful 🤩

[whiteleyfoster]

I like to think about Aziraphale being nervous that Heaven is going to come banging down the door after Armageddidn’t. You know, just being generally nervous and needing to be reassured 🙃

[phalaenopsis13]

I love both of their expressions so much, they made me giggle☺️ Poor Aziraphale though, good that Crowley is there as emotional support ♥️