hello

i don't really have anything to offer. previously insertdickpunhere.

[phallicsfelicis]

do you know what I’m glad my rich boyfriend broke up with me because we hate the bourgeoisie and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

[phallicsfelicis]

bitch i’m back

by popular demand

[eloquentdrivil]

I legitimately do not understand why a vegan who’s dedicated to pursuing a 100% vegan lifestyle, to the point where they want their pets on a vegan diet as well, do not. just. keep. naturally vegan pets.

Rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters, gerbils, tortoises, iguanas, a fucking horse, for fucks sake!

Like. My god, you have so many options for pets that literally CAN’T eat meat! Why would you insist on keeping a predator, if you can’t stomach the idea that they’re goddamn predators??

Do you have any idea how goddamn loving a hamster can be? Would you like to know what it feels like when a bunny asks you for cuddles?

Vegan pets are a thing. Animals that literally only eat plant matter are a thing.

You don’t have to torture dogs and cats to live a purely vegan lifestyle. Go buy a fucking guinea pig.

[phallicsfelicis]

hamsters and dogs are both omnivores js

[whitedaydream]

Chris Hemsworth angry writers reinvented Thor in Avengers Infinity War

Thor: Ragnarok signalled a massive change for Chris Hemsworth's hammer-wielding character, which in turn sparked rave reviews and huge Box Office returns.

‘I came into this and called Joe and Anthony and said, “Look, don’t write me the old Thor, we’ve got a new Thor now,”’ Chris said.

He was referencing the highly acclaimed shift towards a comedic, self-referential tone he and Taika made with Ragnarok.

But instead of observing his request to keep the character’s newfound mojo alive, the Russo brothers reportedly told him they’d ‘reinvented’ the character once again.

Chris recalled his response: ‘I was like “no, no, no” and I was really protective of what I’d created with Taika.’

They explained that the new direction was in line with the higher-stakes of the Avengers film, and to ensure the character worked well in an ensemble cast.

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[phallicsfelicis]

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

[labelleizzy]

Thank you Tumblr for exceeding my expectations. I DEFINITELY thought dad was getting a wiffle bat in the nuts. \o/ this is so much better!!

[phallicsfelicis]

You: hooty hoo

Me, an intellectual: whomty whom?

[swagintherain]

my all time favorite gifs

[baetology]

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

[gcodegfb]

That shit is forever nasty lol

[strangertingshappen-deactivated]

How

[gcodegfb]

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

[chiefxwill]

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

[baetology]

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

[goreknob-deactivated20230303]

if u were forced to get a tattoo of an emoji which one would you pick

[blackberryshawty]

🦄

[violaslayvis]

🤔

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

👼🏾

[proto-homo]

🔝

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

📢🌝

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

💃

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

🗣

[tachikoma]

💀

[hypersexualsportswear]

💖

[thecuntyoumarried]

🥀

[averagefairy]

no offense but….. i wanna feel the heat with somebody and i wanna dance with somebody whomst loves me

[tariqah]

Since it’s Nagasaki Day, let’s remember how the US convinced the entire world that the deaths of 39000-80000 people, which consisted MOSTLY of civilians, was equivalent to the attack on Pearl Harbour, a military base

[trapcard]

Let’s also remember that dropping these bombs had NOTHING to do with “ending the war by sacrificing a few lives” because the war had already been lost for Japan before that. Japan was already on the verge of surrender and William Leahy, who was Truman’s Chief of staff, told Truman and knew this. Leahy also said that “the use of this barbarous weapon at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was of no material assistance in our war against Japan” The only thing was that Japan wanted to keep their emperor in power to help control the changes that would be made in an occupied Japan. Dwigth Eisenhower, Henry Stimson, William Halsey Jr., Curtis LeMay were all prominent leaders in the military and have said the same. That dropping the bomb was completely unnecessary and had nothing to do with the war.

So why was the bomb dropped? Because the U.S needed to test it in a real life scenario and it was a message to the rest of the world and Russia specifically. The message was “we can destroy highly packed cities in an instance and we can do it whenever we want” and it was supposed to demonstrate how atomic weapons would help dominate the postwar era. The United states killed thousands of people and ruined immeasurable lives to prove a point. To say “look how big our guns are”. 

[thebootydiaries]

me: i like wearing a hijab

some random man appearing out of the shadows, breathing heavily: um excuse me sweaty :)) i think maybe u dont know but u are oppressed :) it oppress u :) its an inanimate object? u fool!! *spit flying everywhere* u know nothing about ur own religion!!!!!! it is symbol of bad!! i learn this in my ninth grade english class so shut up ur hell mouth :) it take ur rights sweatheart :)))) it kill people :) when u sleep it strangle u :) it came 2 my house and slapped me in front of my bare children :)) i googled femimesisnm once so i know :) *reaches into fedora and pulls out a tank top* here sweaty, take this :) u can thank me later, my poor sweat sweat little grape :)

[phallicsfelicis]

i work with this like 50yo black man and he has scars similar to the joker and i am afraid he was hate crimed against and it fucks me up 😩 he grew up in tennessee so !! racists

[yoosoy]

[pure]

server at ihop: what would you like to order

me: waffles~ x3 random thought i had rofl o_o