When the Clock Hits Zero

"Gay atom bomb." || Alexander L. Winder || Avid Roosterteeth fan, middleman mechanic, and a bit of a mod for Monocroft.

[phallitrix]

Obvs Irene left for school so I'm gonna order pizza

[phallitrix]

Sometimes I forget I live in Alabama and then my mother is called a fucktruck with a blackass son. How could I forget. 

[phallitrix]

harryceramic is a bag of dicks pass it on

[phallitrix]

I'm 12

[kirkwallace]

I remember when I was in my seventh year of schooling I learned about Eminem and the girl that was talking about him never mentioned that he was a rapper so I assumed that she was talking about the candy. So I went through two years of schooling assuming that Eminem was some rapping candy. 

I was disappointed when I learned who he was. 

[phallitrix]

WHY THIS

[phallitrix]

punches you

nOOOOOO

[phallitrix]

Reblog if you've ever felt personally victimized by Professor Hojo.

[phallitrix]

Yeah, I see the complaints about Florida on the dash. Ya know, you assholes voted for the shitty people that passed that fucking law. Maybe if you chose wisely Zimmerman would be in fucking jail. 

[phallitrix]

GOOD NIGHT

[phallitrix]

harryceramic replied to your post: harryceramic replied to your post: This is not...

I want a pizza in exchange.

DONE DEAL

[phallitrix]

harryceramic replied to your post: This is not cute. I actually need a thing off my...

What do you need.

!!!!

UR LOVE

No I need Dad's record number off my dresser.

[phallitrix]

This is not cute.

I actually need a thing off my dresser.

ANSWER MY CALLS.

[phallitrix]

I KNOW YOU ARE AWAKE. 

I know it.

[phallitrix]

So, while I spend an inordinate amount of time around Irene let me take a moment to tell some of you that you've been assholish to her. 

I'm surprised from what I've read that none of you get it. I can get into her skype accounts, bank accounts, anything. 

I've got a biased view, sure. But all she's been doing is worrying about other fucking people and making sure she doesn't offend you for the last year and a half, and the one time she says that she wants to matter too you lead her out to slaughter. 

Good job.

[phallitrix]

shit gotta do things to get tickets. 

[phallitrix]

Yeah I actually have things to be doing. Since I’m an adult. 

I’m supposed to be going to Texas today. 

Irene doesn’t know this.

[kirkwallace]

I DO NOW. 

[phallitrix]

I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY OF US FLYING OUT LAST NIGHT.