*eagle noises*

[horrorphil1-deactivated20160802]

offline: haha yeah i like their videos, just a casual fan tho 

me online: 

[damndarth]

Can’t relate to this cause i’m trash af 24/7

[phandomized]

2 edgy 4 me

[realitycheckings]

D&P GIVEAWAY

Hi guys,

being the flop I am I accidentally ordered two of Dan & Phil’s new sweaters and posters.

Since I only need one of it and all my friends either don’t want it or don’t stan D&P,

I decided to give away d&p “blossom sweater” in XXL (It’s so comfortable and cosy I’m in love and would definitely recommend a bigger size) and their new “photobooth poster”

If you want to win, all you have to do is reblog this (likes don’t count as an entry)

This is a worldwide giveaway

thanks to everyone who’s joining much love, Sandra (@selenashowell on twitter)

[sorry-mum-i-sin-here-deactivate]

Hmmm…that looks suspiciously close to a wired vibrator Dan, ain’t it?

[kxtygray-old-deactivated2018061]

that is a wii remote

[jilliancares]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

[foshi]

i really really really really really hope phil kicks dans ass

[saturnatdawn]

[danhoowell]

[lydbun-blog]

[danisnotofire]

phil

phil bb

i love you

but you used the wrong fuckin’ ‘you’re’

[phandomized]

[adziedoodlesphan]

Dan, can you maybe chill?

[phandomized]

phandom member on post with 3k notes: oh my god! why have i never seen this picture? why does no one EVER talk about this?

me screaming punching walls ripping my clothes off while crying in despair: BECAUSE ITS FAKE!!!!!!!!! ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE DID IT ON PHOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOSSHHHHOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phantastic-two-sum-blog]

I see no difference 

[cringe-attacks]

i think phil had a few too many cocktails

[imagineamazingfires]

also u tested positiv 4 chlamydia congratz

[phanatic-loser]

If I die without hugging Phil I will be so unsatisfied honestly,that’s all that really matters 

[phandomized]

wow Hayden

[phandomized]

Dan: I don't havE an Y friend s at all!! to do st uff with!!1!! NO One liKES ME I'M SO ALONE!! :(

Us: u have like 5 million subscribers??

Phil: I l ive with u????? And spend every second?? with u/?

Louise: ... ur in l ike all my vl ogs?????

Jack: ??? ????

PJ: /We've been close friend for.. years??..?????

Cat: ik our friendship is long distance but i exist?????????

Carrie: u came to my west end debut and got a free copy of my book??????

Felix: We had dinner together and u came to my house ???

Anthony: I'm busy but I have spent plenty of time with u??? ??

Caspar: u said u. love me?????

Tyler: u have my number ?? u can like call me and talk to me?? we are close friends??

The entire staff of BBC Radio 1: ... we beg u to do more things w us???

Actual Nick Jonas: I was in London???

Fuckign Pete Wentz: I..tweeted u when ur book was announced ???

Everyone on earth: ur like a b-list celebrity??? stop???

Dan: SO ALONE !

[huhdaria]

Sometimes being in the phandom is lowkey embarrassing. Like can people stop commenting “don’t cry, craft” and “protip” on everyone’s videos, instagrams, etc. It’s so cringey.

[phangirlology]

Before and after you join the phandom

[dancriss]

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