#lobotomyforphil @linguistphil - Tumblr Blog

im actually so emotional about daniel danisnotonfire howell right now saying that he felt like people didn’t actually like him or his personality. babygirl i have ALWAYS loved you for your beautiful mind and your bitchy tone and and your cunty outfits and your big soft squishy heart that you tried and failed to shove into a box of sarcasm and irony but never quite figured out how to unpin from your sleeve. im so glad you left so you could come back happy and free 🥺

pseudophan

Phil mentioning their age gap AGAIN it’s 4 years guys 😭 your in your 30s

people on tiktok: um :/ does anyone else think dan and phil's age gap is kind of problematic...

people on twitter: god can you people shut up about their age gap??? imagine if dan and phil see it, they would be so uncomfortable knowing people are talking about this :(

dan and phil:

pipdip-dots

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

phousetour

i miss younow danisnotonfire i feel like post hard launch or even post hiatus phannies cant understand the specific sick and twisted parasocial bestieship that was forged by logging on to listen to dan tell half a story 3 times while occasionally interrupting himself to argue with a wall or rant condescendingly at someone who asked a question he didn’t need to answer

amazingphil

Look what my fortune cookie said! :]

#crying about it

bluebirdlester

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

lesbiphannie

phil’s completely deadpan delivery of ‘would you have stalked his youtube channel’ is killing me off

quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree

"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had know idea.

diphowell

when your association with the glue guy is that he's your man

pseudophan

reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history

^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory

this is a hate comment but he has a point:

and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:

userlesbian

💜

diphowell

something about dan having a 2 hour crying rosé moment on his balcony before interactive introverts because he was secretly gay and now they’re going on a tour called hard launch, a name which comes from the fact that they came out about their relationship as a gay couple.