22 • Indiana •

Just found out being non-binary was an option!! Loving IT!!! They/Them SC: thornycupcake20

[phanimpala]

Looking for a fix?

There was an old one piece fic (think 2016 ish) where Zoro is Luffy's first Mate on the crew and Nami or someone else just goes around trying to figure out who the first Mate is and it's Zoro!

[reikacchan]

don't give up

[mornington-the-crescent]

[theblackparadeisdead]

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

[theblackparadeisdead]

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

[theblackparadeisdead]

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

[doctor-bodacious]

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Batfamily Members as Book Tittles

Bruce Wayne:

Alfred Pennyworth:

Dick Grayson:

Barbara Gordon:

Jason Todd:

[triviasghost]

Incorrect Batfamily Quotes as things I've heard during psych treatment

Jason: I'll put you in my suicide note.

Bruce: Please just call it your will like normal people.

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Tim: I got banned from going to the park at night; they said I have no regard for my personal safety.

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Alfred: I fear for your nonstick cookware.

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Damian: I hate you, I'm going to trigger your fear of abandonment now.

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Dick: Italian ice is more trustworthy than people.

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Jason: You don't want to fish for piranhas with your penis out.

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Tim: Can cannibalism cure antisemitism?

Jason: I guess if you eat all the antisemites.

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Tim: I think this coffee just cured my SI.

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Bruce: No, listen, I believe in you, I'm just planning for the worst.

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Tim: Dick, lovingly, I think I know more about p*rn than you.

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Jason: I aspire to be a narcissist.

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Dick: I want to crawl into a hole. I'll come back out! I just need a little hole time.

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Damian: let's sacrifice my dad today.

[only-tiktoks]

[chilewithcarnage]

[whotaku-starr]

@ladyyatexel sorry if you've been tagged in this before

[xelbleedsglitter]

No apologies needed, it is, in fact, fucking sick

[her0-se7en]

Concerned Ape knows what's up

[danispookypumpkin]

HEY THIS IS FUCKING GREAT BUT YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST GODDAM PART

DAVID LYNCH IS THE OTHER EXCEPTION AND I AM FUCKING LIVING FOR IT.

[stuckinapril]

I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

[stuckinapril]

girls when they don’t have a new obsession that helps them dissociate from their problems and they’re actually forced to face their thoughts

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

[venort]

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

[aegimeda]

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

[jesticutioner]

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

[the-haiku-bot]

Occam’s Cat: If you

hear strange noises at night, it’s

probably a cat.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[soniadamasco]

I cannot believe this guy managed to destroy in one episode:

1. Gender roles

2. The whole field of biology

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[quietdoppelganger]

The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while

[crow--teeth]

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

[crow--teeth]

For context

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[hallstein]

Oh wow the music player has a volume control, how conve-

[tangarang]

this is like that one thread where people tried to make the most inconvenient volume slider and tumblr out did them all unintentionally

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[dykebeckett]

happy ace week to high geologist

[weevmo]

totally not based on something I said to my 'friends' during a round of mario karts

[stsgooo]

Hear me out.