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[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[outropeace]

College (Larry):

All the Right Moves

Can’t Fool Me    

If I don’t have you      

Won’t Say I’m In Love

Walk That Mile

8th Year (Drarry):

Lumos

Who Shagged Harry Potter?

Love Comes Tumbling      

Something I Don’t Want to Stop  

The Owl Who Came for Christmas    

Dom/Sub (Larry):

Reduce Me To A Pleading Cry

pray for some sweet simplicity      

Kiss me on the Mouth and Set me Free

Like an Endless Summer

Smoke Dreams from Smoke Rings

Dom/Sub (Drarry):

You And Me

There’s No I In Team     

The Destiny You Sold   

100,000 Galleons  

Shining, Like A Present   

Fake/Pretend Relationship (Larry):

Like Candy In My Veins

Dance to the Distortion

come on jump out at me  

My Lights Stay Up  

Find You Home

Fake/Pretend Relationship (Drarry):

In the Shadow of Your Heart

The Gentlewizard Club

A Convenient Impracticality    

dirtynumbangelboy

Quick, Malfoy. Kiss me.         

Famous/Non-Famous:

tangled up in you

Saved Tonight

Then We Talk Slow  

‘Til I Tasted You

Turning Page

Friends With Benefits (Larry):

rivers ‘til i reach you      

Shape of You

In Circles of You and Me      

Manifest Destiny

Your Kiss

Frien(emies) With Benefits (Drarry):

What Real Thing?      

Little Talks      

We Are Young

Strange Bathfellows

Party of Two  

Getting Back Together (Larry):

The End Should Be A Good One       

Things Gone Cold

How Could I Ever Forget

Drifting, Weightless        

Take Me Back to Where We Started 

Getting Back Together (Drarry):

Make Me a Headline

After Hours at the Ministry of Magic

Packing the Flat       

A Song, Incomplete    

Second First Chances    

Hate to Love (Larry):

Love’s Truest Language

Don’t Want Shelter        

Fall At My Door

so let’s cross the lines we lost

On The Open Road 

Hate to Love (Drarry):

Touch Me Fall

Five Weddings and a Potions Accident

Eternally Consistent 

I Feel You

Wild        

Jealousy (Larry):    

Looking Through You

No One Else Will Do

Now That It’s Over

Far Away.

Once Bitten

Jealousy (Drarry):

Time to Eternity

I Bet That You Look Good on the Dancefloor 

in the electricity of your touch 

Never Feel the Burning Light 

Synchronicity      

Roommates (Larry):

Carried Away Like Butterflies 

Talk Dirty To Me     

How Fast You Fall

Just The Thought of You Can Drive Me Wild  

You’re My River Running High           

Roommates (Drarry):

Muggle Technology and Heroism

(The Piece) I was Missing All Along

All Must Draw Near 

A Dented Old Street Sign       

Surrender Unto Sleep

Unrequited Love (Larry):

 If I don’t have you (there’ll be nothing left)

Safe and Sound (You’ll Always Be)

Go Nowhere Tonight       

things unspoken      

Three’s A Crowd

Unrequited Love (Drarry):

Your Place or Mine?        

Tread That Fine Line      

Ask For It      

Baby, it’s Cold Outside        

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine      

Slow Burn (Larry):

Fool’s Gold

You Might Want to Marry My Husband 

Like an Endless Summer

(Take Me Home) Country Roads 

Apples Always Fall (As I Do For You)      

Slow Burn (Drarry):

Nothing Like the Sun

How I Met Your Father 

measures of our days and nights

Life skills outside the curriculum       

Dear Enemy      

Soulmates (Larry):

i’ll take your pain

Things Gone Cold 

can i be him?

Poison Me With Love

Veni, Vidi, Amavi       

Soulmates (Drarry):

punch-drunk fingerprints

hello goodbye

A Choice of Wings       

Burning the Ground

Written on the Heart        

+ D R A R R Y   B O N U S:

Accidental Bonding:

Hope Springs Eternal      

Hungry

The Ties That Bind Us

Harmonised Consciousness 

In Evidence of Magical Theory

Magical Accidents:

The Invisible Man

Higher and Higher 

Tug-O-Want

Side-Along      

The Rewards of Bravery

Veela:

Two Weeks 

Angels and Devils 

In His Nature 

Shine, Even in the Darkness    

Conception of Dreams       

[phanpabulum]

Are we not going to talk about Dan’s oral fixation? Are we keeping this in our pocket to whip out on a later date? Why have I only seen 2 posts about this? I’m freaking out.

[phanpabulum]

if i die before dan and phil get a dog and no one oujis me that shit im comin back to haunt

[phanpabulum]

i want dan to do a drunk history of him and phils relationship weather its just friends or whatever tf i just want it like plz

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Yo there was this one fic, I'm pretty sure it was on here, where phil is dans older stepbrother (this gonna be jumbled I'm just saying what I remember) and phil picks dan up from school, and he's annoyed at him and then phil throws this party in his rich dads house and agrees to let dan hangout if he doesn't tell and dan ends up getting drunk and then being pushed into the the pool, he wakes up with a bunch of hickeys and I think they end up being Phil's?

Can anyone help find this fic?

- Elizajane

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Party- for Good Boys Only - Dan and Phil are reluctant stepbrothers soon to be strangers. When Dan’s father decided to marry Phil’s mother, no one could have predicted the marriage ending in flames only a few weeks later. The two boys who avoided each other at all costs during the marriage are brought together one last time before they part ways forever. Phil hates Dan. Dan can’t stand Phil. But what happens when a house party goes terribly wrong and they end up needing each other more than their parents ever did? 

- Tori

[phanpabulum]

i want dan to do a drunk history of him and phils relationship weather its just friends or whatever tf i just want it like plz

[phanpabulum]

if i die before dan and phil get a dog and no one oujis me that shit im comin back to haunt

[phantaray]

[thelionandthellama]

Always reblog.

[taejiminie95]

this is important. the foundations of the phandom.

[phanpabulum]

i want dan to do a drunk history of him and phils relationship weather its just friends or whatever tf i just want it like plz

[boncasphan-deactivated20171218]

2017 dan has curly hair and freckles and wears oversized sweaters and ripped jeans and paints his nails with glitter and calls himself a vv soft boye and wants to be known as daniel and openly says that boys are cute and i’m in love with him

[melancholymango]

Mind The Gap

A/n: This was meant to be a really quick fun oneshot that I finished in a couple hours but surprise, surprise. It’s cool though, I quite like how this one turned out so I hope you guys do as well! Also available on wattpad (x)

Pairing: Phan

Genre: Angst, fluff

Wordcount: 38k

Summary: Set in early 2017, Dan grows insecure in the amount of time he and Phil spend together. Worried that the older man is missing out on life experiences because he’s too preoccupied with the signature D&P branding, Dan tries to fix it the only way he knows how.

Warnings: None!

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[eclipsehowell-deactivated201612]

relationships take time → [au]

[phantasyprone]

[phanway03]

i couldn’t be happier looking at this

[cringe-attacks]

Someone on Twitter: how many hours do you spend playing Mario kart? Dan: iT'S PHiL's moRnINg RoUTiNe diD yoU kNow tHa

[napkincole]

‘It’s time for a really zoomed in photo of my eye.’